# 300th post party!!! WHOOPPEEEE!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300th-post-party-whooppeeee/22739 "2000-06-18T00:32:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300th-post-party-whooppeeee/22739/1 "2000-06-18T00:32:53Z")
Sorry, only those with over 300 posts may enter, unless you buy me a beer. But you must treat me with the respect that a true SD veteran deserves. Party!!! (I have to get a life. Sheeesh) ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300th-post-party-whooppeeee/22739/2 "2000-06-18T01:05:40Z")
Umm, well, Congrats!!! You can come to my party & I’ll buy you a beer! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Floompy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e56c9b/32.png) [@Floompy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floompy)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300th-post-party-whooppeeee/22739/3 "2000-06-18T01:14:24Z")
Moe, don’t you think it’s cruel to ban non-300 posters? I mean, you’re my HERO!!! You are very special. What can we low-life, single-digit posters do to serve you??? Please, we bow down to you. Of course I’ll buy you a beer…Guinness? Murpheys? Bud? I bow down to you. Oh, Have mercy!!! Please, God, Give me a Life, too!!! (Congratulations, Moe). ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300th-post-party-whooppeeee/22739/4 "2000-06-18T03:58:21Z")
Does that mean Moe’s buying drinks for all the over-300 posters who attend? Oh, make sure you have tequila for Wally. ---
**Author:** ![Tribune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Tribune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tribune)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300th-post-party-whooppeeee/22739/5 "2000-06-18T03:59:41Z")
Why does it say 302? Are you trying to seem a couple younger? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300th-post-party-whooppeeee/22739/6 "2000-06-18T09:23:58Z")
Congrats, newer-than-me-Moe\* \*defined by number of posts. You actually have been registered longer. But I have a bigger mouth. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300th-post-party-whooppeeee/22739/7 "2000-06-19T19:54:15Z")
And I thought I spent a lot of time on this thing. Then I notice DRY who really must spend a lot of time on this thing… and then I notice Daniel. But, anyway, this party’s lame. I’m going over to Daniel’s kilopost blowout. Come on over everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300th-post-party-whooppeeee/22739/8 "2000-06-19T20:34:00Z")
I hereby declare myself Personal Escort for all the ladies with less than 300 posts. That’s right, they are my date. Please treat them kindly. In the meantime, whilst I await their arrival, Pour me a beer! Make sure to give me a little bit of good head on it. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300th-post-party-whooppeeee/22739/9 "2000-06-19T23:09:49Z")
“Yo ho ho and a bottle from Moe!” “Congrats!” VB Saunters back out, fresh bottle of 151 tucked under his arm. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/300th-post-party-whooppeeee/22739/10 "2000-06-19T23:11:06Z")
300? Hell, I thought it said 3000.