# 301 is the lonliest number **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407 "2000-11-09T01:53:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/21 "2000-11-09T20:03:35Z")
What? Le Sang’s not here yet? I know for a fact he’s out of bed which means he should be on the boards, as a true Doper. I think he’s slowing down, the old fart. I, however, am very up for some hedonism! I have feathers, a couple of lava lamps, and the hot tub from mrblue’s birthday thread. Can I join in? ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/22 "2000-11-09T20:04:49Z")
TO would be Toronto in Ontario in Canada which is somewhere north of you I would suspect. And for the record, I have nothing against public transportation sex, I just prefer it to be MUTUAL. Plus, he was really gross. I mean REALLY gross. Really. Ew. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/23 "2000-11-09T20:07:25Z")
Hey Medea! Welcome. Well, LeSang’s seen me hiss and growl a lot… (Not at him though!) I get kinda territorial about my Doper. All these uppity wimmins, trying to garner his favor, ya know? 😉 Careful with the feathers, could be a sticky mess, what with the peanut butter, honey and all… ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/24 "2000-11-09T20:17:51Z")
Ooo Toronto. If I’m not mistaken, my favorite Canuk Doper, [Kilgore Trout](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/kilgore_trout.html) is from Toronto. But I’ve been wrong before. Kilgore is amazing. > [@](#): > > And for the record, I have nothing against public transportation sex Well, I should hope not! How else are we going to create more buses, trains and taxis? ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/25 "2000-11-09T20:27:44Z")
Ohhhhhhhh, Rasa. BAD RASA! NO BISCUIT! Oh, my. I need to go lie down. The bad joke made my head hurt, mommy. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/26 "2000-11-09T20:30:11Z")
::pouts:: Well nya to you then for not appreciating my dim attempt at humor! You try to be funny when working for a frikin investment firm! _shudder_ After 4 pm, EST, I can be as funny as I want to be. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/27 "2000-11-09T20:56:09Z")
Awwww, Rasa. C’mere and let me rub your fanny. No harm meant, just being my usual snarky self. Besides, I won’t be here after 400p EST, so I expect perfection NOW! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/28 "2000-11-09T23:59:53Z")
Ok all you people in #straightdope, this is your official invitation to the party! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/29 "2000-11-10T00:03:20Z")
wow, fanny rubbing, boa wearing, greased ferrets? you guys are freaks. 😛 I’m outta here. Ok Ok I’m back. Too early in the morning. can’t think of proper words. I’m just going to sit in the corner nursing a T&T. Come on over if you need me for anything. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/30 "2000-11-10T00:07:21Z")
For anything? Really? Can I have that in writing? Cuz I’m kind of trying to plan this major move and could use some help with it… And hey, don’t be stingy with the T&T’s, all I’ll drink is gin! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/31 "2000-11-10T03:17:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\*For anything? Really? Can I have that in writing? Cuz I’m kind of trying to plan this major move and could use some help with it… \*\* Absolutely. You’re coming out on, what was it you said again? Oh right, the 18th. > [@](#): > > \*\* > And hey, don’t be stingy with the T&T’s, all I’ll drink is gin! \*\* Hands Rasa a T&T. Hands her another. One more. Last one. So, 18th, right? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/32 "2000-11-10T03:25:03Z")
it’s a day that starts with T - well, not this time, but usually. This of course means that I have the schedule from hell… damn classes. Anyway, I have come - and not a moment too soon from the looks of it. Drunken debauchery! YES!!! somebody pass the ferret… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/33 "2000-11-10T03:25:39Z")
4 T&T’s? Sweetie, if I drink 4 of them, I won’t be doing much of anything. I’m but a wee slip of a lass, and not hardened to the firewater like you. And what is this 18th of November of which you speak? I think you made that up. Along with your fake name for my town, and your baseless insistence that I have a Rhode Island accent. _shudder_ Now if you pardon me, I must go start a welcome thread for your co-conspirator. You said anything. I’m holding you to that. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/34 "2000-11-10T03:27:39Z")
Someone must say it. Allow me to be the first “I **will not** pass you the ferret” And Rasa, you can run from the truth, but you can’t hide. Or is it the other way around. Oh well. Anyway, we all know that your moving out to SF now. So don’t bother trying to deny it. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/35 "2000-11-10T03:30:57Z")
I hear you Le Sang about the day from T. No reason to need the ferret. And I’m up for drunken debauchery. Want to help me dye my hair? ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/36 "2000-11-10T03:32:54Z")
oh well… i’ll have to find another way to amuse myself… \ strip poker rasa? nym? promise not to cheat… much 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/37 "2000-11-10T03:34:16Z")
what color you dying it? and the ferret did have a purpose… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/38 "2000-11-10T03:36:59Z")
Classes, LeSang? We don’t need no steenkin’ classes! Glad you could make it. Maybe tonight debauchery will not be interrupted by the Great Server Outage of '00 like last night. Relax after your day from hell. I hear ya–my Tuesdays and Thursdays used to be like that. Medea, can we dye it fun colors like purple and green? That might be fun… And scratchie. Denial is a river in Egypt. Can we visit it when we go to India? Please do your best to stay away from the ferret, I’m still defending your ass (quite literally) all over this board! Where’s Zyzzyva? Nymysy has a date, she’s at a concert, may stop in later. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/39 "2000-11-10T04:34:17Z")
Hmmm… Private party? Well, let me just say congratulations really quick and I’ll be on my way. So, ummm, congratulations Rasa. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407/40 "2000-11-10T04:57:13Z")
ditto about the classes… course if i spend much longer here i’ll for get _aaallllll_ about them 🙂 don’t have any purple or green dye; just some orage I got when I showed up… will that do? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/301-is-the-lonliest-number/40407.md?page=3)