# 3049 Synonyms for "drunk" what're your suggestions?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [October 12, 2000, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3049-synonyms-for-drunk-whatre-your-suggestions/36659 "2000-10-12T13:46:57Z")
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### Author: ![ScoopDiehl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/54ee81/32.png) [@ScoopDiehl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ScoopDiehl)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2000, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3049-synonyms-for-drunk-whatre-your-suggestions/36659/1 "2000-10-12T13:46:57Z")

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I have collected what I feel is a world-record holding list of 3,049 English synonyms for the concept of intoxication - Yup words that mean “drunk”… I’d like to start adding foreign words and phrases - with pronunciation - (A.K.A. synonyms) for “drunk”, or the state of being drunk… any suggestions?

Yours in drink,  
Scoop

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### Author: ![DVous\_Means](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3049-synonyms-for-drunk-whatre-your-suggestions/36659/2 "2000-10-12T13:56:05Z")

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You have probably got these already…

shitfaced

tired and emotional

full of ink

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### Author: ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)
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My favorite is “posting to the wrong forum.”

Off to IMHO.

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### Author: ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3049-synonyms-for-drunk-whatre-your-suggestions/36659/4 "2000-10-12T23:50:46Z")

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I’ve always thought that “three sheets to the wind” was quite descriptive.

Also,

“On your lips”

“Tanked”

“Bombed”

“Loaded”

“Toasted”

I imagine that you can tell my age from these archaic phrases!

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### Author: ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)
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“Fucked up”… was this one taken already?

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### Author: ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3049-synonyms-for-drunk-whatre-your-suggestions/36659/6 "2000-10-13T00:13:40Z")

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inebriated  
sozzled  
sloshed  
Tony-ed (hey, if you knew my roommate …)

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### Author: ![BuddyG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BuddyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuddyG)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3049-synonyms-for-drunk-whatre-your-suggestions/36659/7 "2000-10-13T00:58:26Z")

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1. Alcoholized
2. Bacchanalia
3. Bagged
4. Befuddled
5. Bemused
6. Bender
7. Besotted
8. Binge
9. Blasted
10. Blitzed
11. Blotto
12. Boiled
13. Bombed
14. Boozed
15. Bowery bound
16. Buffy
17. Buzzed
18. Canned
19. Capernoited
20. Chug-a-lug’d
21. Cock-eyed
22. Crocked
23. Cut
24. Dazed
25. Deleerit
26. Demolished
27. Destroyed
28. Dipsomania
29. Disguised with drink
30. Distilled
31. Dopey
32. Drink like a fish
33. Drink ya under the table
34. Drown your sorrows
35. Drunk
36. Blind drunk
37. Camode hugging drunk
38. Dead drunk
39. Drunk as a lord
40. Drunk as a monkey
41. Drunk as a sailor
42. Drunk as a skunk
43. Falling down drunk
44. Filthy drunk
45. Fuming drunk
46. Knee-walking drunk
47. Pis\* drunk
48. Roaring drunk
49. Rip roaring drunk
50. Shi\*ty drunk
51. Slathering drunk
52. Sloppy drunk
53. Staggering drunk
54. Stinkin’ drunk
55. Stone drunk
56. Stumbling drunk
57. Embalmed
58. Faced
59. Feeling no pain
60. Fermented
61. Fried
62. Fuddled
63. Fu\*ked-up
64. Full as a tick
65. Gassed
66. Gone
67. Gonzo
68. Had a few too many
69. Had too much to drunk
70. Half in the bag
71. Half-seas over
72. Hammered
73. Hop headed
74. Hurl bound
75. Imbibed
76. In drink (or liquor)
77. In the bag
78. In your cups
79. Inebriated
80. Inebrious
81. Intemperant
82. Intoxicated
83. Jagged
84. Juiced
85. Lager louted
86. Legless
87. Libationed
88. Liquidated
89. Liquified
90. Liquored-up
91. Lit
92. Lit-up
93. Liver lynched
94. Loaded
95. Looped
96. Loopy
97. Lushed
98. Mashed
99. Maudlin
100. Messed-up
101. Muddled
102. Obliterated
103. Off the wagon
104. Oiled
105. Organized
106. Ossified
107. Out of it
108. Partied-out
109. Pickled
110. Pie-eyed
111. Piped
112. Pipped
113. Pissed (in the British sense)
114. Pixilated
115. Plastered
116. Plowed
117. Polluted
118. Potted
119. Ripped
120. Rocked
121. Rum-dum
122. Sauced
123. Lost in the sauce
124. Screwy
125. Shick
126. Shicker
127. Sh\*t faced
128. Sh\*t housed
129. Shnockered
130. Shot
131. Slammed
132. Slewed
133. Slopped
134. Sloppy
135. Sloshed
136. Smashed
137. Snoot full
138. Soaked
139. Sodden
140. Soppy
141. Soshed
142. Sotted
143. Soused
144. Sozzled
145. Spent
146. Spiflicated
147. Spree
148. squiffed
149. Stewed
150. Stewed to the gills
151. Stiff
152. Stinking
153. Stinko
154. Stoned
155. Stocious
156. Stoked
157. Stupefied
158. Suds’ed
159. Swacked
160. Tanked
161. Tanked-up
162. Tattooed
163. The worse for drink
164. Three sheets to the wind
165. Tiddly
166. Tie one on
167. Tight
168. Tipsy
169. Toasted
170. Totaled
171. Trashed
172. Twelve ounce curls
173. Under the influence
174. Under the table
175. Under the weather
176. Unsober
177. Wasted
178. Waxed
179. Wet
180. Whacked
181. Wiped
182. With drink taken
183. Wrecked
184. Zombied
185. Zonked
186. Zooted

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### Author: ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3049-synonyms-for-drunk-whatre-your-suggestions/36659/8 "2000-10-13T01:32:33Z")

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No one’s mentioned:

[li]Bizwanted[/li]  
[li]The purple whirlies[/li]  
Fubar

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### Author: ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)
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This was in a comic I browsed through a few years ago (I think “For Better or Worse”, or whatever it is). Two (or maybe three) teenage guys sitting around trying to come up with words for drunk. The little sister of one wanders through, and they solicit her contribution. Her conversation-stopper? “How about _stupid?_”  
Still never stopped **me** , though. 😃

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### Author: ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
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Although it goes better as a euphemism (why not _an_ euphemism? I guess if you want to get technical, it should be) for stoned:

Smoldering/ed

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### Author: ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3049-synonyms-for-drunk-whatre-your-suggestions/36659/11 "2000-10-13T04:12:20Z")

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shapeless

(Probably only British and regional, but I don’t know which region, because the people from whom I heard this were from different places.) I liked it though. And has “pissed as a newt” been done already?

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### Author: ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3049-synonyms-for-drunk-whatre-your-suggestions/36659/12 "2000-10-13T06:54:32Z")

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over-refreshed

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### Author: ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)
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boracho/boracha  
hicamo/hicama  
pedo/peda  
all in spanish

Kitty

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### Author: ![ticker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@ticker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ticker)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2000, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3049-synonyms-for-drunk-whatre-your-suggestions/36659/14 "2000-10-13T12:22:19Z")

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Brahms & List (rhymes with pissed)

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### Author: ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)
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Wassocked.  
Trousered.  
Hoovered.  
Müllered.  
Fruit Cornered.  
Crunch Cornered.

Müller make yoghurts called Fruit Corner and Crunch Corner.

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### Author: ![Engineer\_Don](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e95f7d/32.png) [@Engineer\_Don](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Don)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3049-synonyms-for-drunk-whatre-your-suggestions/36659/16 "2000-10-13T15:55:03Z")

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My favorite is from a list compiled by Ben Franklin.

“He’s Prince Eugene”

It means drunk, but I have no idea why.

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### Author: ![Total\_distraction](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@Total\_distraction](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Total_distraction)
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drunker than a knee-walking turkey

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### Author: ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3049-synonyms-for-drunk-whatre-your-suggestions/36659/18 "2000-10-13T22:12:24Z")

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DubDoped 😃

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### Author: ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)
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When I was in university, I wrote a paper on the Aztec, and while researching it I ran across a reference to measuring drunkeness in terms of numbers of rabbits. I think it maxed out at **200 rabbits** , meaning (presumably) that if you were 200 rabbits, you were crawling, slobbering drunk.

I have no idea why they’d use rabbits, but there you have it.

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#### Post date: [October 13, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/3049-synonyms-for-drunk-whatre-your-suggestions/36659/20 "2000-10-13T23:09:51Z")

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Irish slang for drunk:

bollixed  
langers  
locked  
flutered  
mouldey  
scuttered

Irish language for drunk: ar meisce

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