32 "Czars"-How Many do we Need?

“In Soviet Russia, czar names president.”

That is a lot of czars. If only there were someone to coordinate and oversee their work and ensure their effectiveness so the President can concentrate on the bigger picture. What would we call someone to oversee all of these czars . . .

Czar Czar Binks?

I agree. This “Czar” thing is gettign old. It’s about time he starts appointing “Paramount Rulers”, “Kaisers”, “Maharajas”, “Grand Visirs” and a “Queen Mother” for good measure.

Perhaps we can get a Great Panjandrum out of it if the economy improves.

I can’t decide whether the automaker bailout should be overseen by a Car czar or an Autocrat. Maybe we should have one of each.

One for GM, and one for Chrysler?

With czar, appointment cancels you!

Whatever he is called, he should immediately cancel bargaining with dealers. Put the goddamned price on the window and forget the bullshit.

OOPS! Sorry about the language; I thought I was posting in the pit.

I prefer Tsar.

I don’t think we should be Tsaring everyone with the same brush.

There’s no rule against swearing in MPSIMS, so don’t worry about it.

Do you know what’s worth fighting for?
When it’s not worth dying for?
Does it need oversight to do good
And you feel they’d rip you off if they could?

Does risk outweigh the gain?
Maybe look for someone to blame?
Did someone make your wallet feel pain?
We’re in ruins

One, 32 czars
Started with cars, now they’re all over
One, 32 czars
Throw up your arms into the sky, it’s not kosher

When your climate needs a czar
but you can’t see them getting far
Maybe the czar for intel can help
But they’ll probably just moan and yelp

Your faith-based czar sounds great
Healthcare czar’s feelin’ the hate
Guantanamo was built to last
Fried is screwed

One, 32 czars
Started with cars, now they’re all over
One, 32 czars
Throw up your arms into the sky, it’s not kosher

The border czar’s losing the fight
Drug czar’s right behind and burning out bright
The green-jobs czar is just irony
So’s the czar for stimulus accountability

Remember last time we had lots of czars
And they went a little too far
The peasants didn’t let their shit slide
Executions

One, 32 czars
Started with cars, now they’re all over
One, 32 czars
Throw up your arms into the sky, it’s not kosher

One, 32 czars
Started with cars, now they’re all over
One, 32 czars
Throw up your arms into the sky, it’s not kosher

Enjoy,
Steven

Don’t turn around
Obama’s czar’s in town.

Well don’t forget the Czars each have staff too. The real problem is once they are in place they never go anywhere. Thus if Obama establishes them and loses the election in 2012, to a Republican, you can bet that president won’t abandon them but fill them up with his choices.

This is one of the reasons why I am convinced we have enough taxes. The government wastes money with redundancy and unneeded jobs.

I recall a quote from Green Acres by Mr Kimball

Hey! This is exactly what I bitched about in my blog entry for the day. The report that he’s going to tag Peter Singer science czar is just a sick joke, right?