# これはテストである

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/320754>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 9, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/320754 "2005-09-09T01:01:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/21 "2005-09-09T03:41:25Z")

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ü.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/22 "2005-09-09T04:59:01Z")

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Who told you that?! Was it Swenson? It had to be Swenson and now Swenson must die.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/23 "2005-09-09T05:15:24Z")

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Boop-boop-be-doo.

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/24 "2005-09-09T06:05:44Z")

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…

You know, much as this seems bound for MPSIMS, I’ve gotta say…this thread probably says a heck of a lot more About This Message Board than 96% of the threads in here.

😃

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/25 "2005-09-09T06:43:44Z")

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> [@Roland Orzabal](#):
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> You know, much as this seems bound for MPSIMS, I’ve gotta say…this thread probably says a heck of a lot more About This Message Board than 96% of the threads in here.
> 
> 😃

And most of us don’t know what it says! 😉

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**Author:** ![Sarah\_Woodruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sarah\_Woodruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarah_Woodruff)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/26 "2005-09-09T06:46:09Z")

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**Askia** , that was really cool. Betty Boop! Haven’t seen a BB reference for ages.

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**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/27 "2005-09-09T07:06:01Z")

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> [@Roland Orzabal](#):
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> …
> 
> You know, much as this seems bound for MPSIMS, I’ve gotta say…this thread probably says a heck of a lot more About This Message Board than 96% of the threads in here.
> 
> 😃

This post was アドレスへあなたの by the アドーを運行しなさい。

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/28 "2005-09-09T13:19:01Z")

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> [@Fear Itself](#):
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> これはテストである
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> あなたがこれを読むことができたら醤油を渡しなさい

Yes, of course I want my son back. The soy sauce will be left in the trash basket at the corner of 31th and Main.

P.S. When I say this last night, all I saw was Exclamation marks and question marks. Odd.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/29 "2005-09-09T13:48:33Z")

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[ol]  
[li]Steal underwear[/li][li]あ示光こ死用ド[/li][li]Profit!!![/li][/ol]

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/30 "2005-09-09T14:06:11Z")

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示光こ死用ド much lately?

Not on my watch.

To MPSIMS!

your humble TubaDiva

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**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/31 "2005-09-09T14:17:53Z")

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> [@Fear Itself](#):
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> これはテストである

shouldn’t that particle be **ga** (not **de** )

damn, i wish i had my laptop here.

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/32 "2005-09-09T14:23:01Z")

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**Hal**??? sheep.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/33 "2005-09-09T14:24:33Z")

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これはテストである

あなたがこれを読むことができたら醤油を渡しなさい

For translation, see signature.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/34 "2005-09-09T14:30:22Z")

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Why do I feel like I just walk in on a Godzilla movie?

Sorry, I mean " Godzirra."

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/35 "2005-09-09T14:36:53Z")

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“Godzirra? We make that for you!”

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**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/36 "2005-09-09T14:42:51Z")

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> [@Fear Itself](#):
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> これはテストである
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> あなたがこれを読むことができたら醤油を渡しなさい

So’s your old man!

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/37 "2005-09-09T14:45:14Z")

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> [@marque elf](#):
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> So’s your old man!

とても残念, 私の老人は幻影と風の土地へ行った !

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/38 "2005-09-09T14:48:23Z")

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> [@Fear Itself](#):
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> とても残念, 私の老人は幻影と風の土地へ行った !

How dare you! You cad, you bounder.

??? …, with a \*\*\*\*\*\*\*, and then ^^^^^^^ with two cats and a dog.

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/39 "2005-09-09T14:48:57Z")

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> [@Fear Itself](#):
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> とても残念, 私の老人は幻影と風の土地へ行った !

😕 What, I forgot, does that mean he is in Heaven, or simply anywhere else but Japan. As I recall, the word/phrase seems to refer to both. The context is quite clear, but still…

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//320754/40 "2005-09-09T14:49:32Z")

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So the gist is that _somewhere… someone_ is burning a dog.

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