# 35 people more wrong than me **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 11, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555 "2014-06-11T18:28:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555/41 "2014-06-12T02:20:20Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Now I’m hungry for a big bowl of Synonym Toast Crunch, dammit. > > To the OP: get some air, dude. Seriously. not with ur lack toast intolerance -\_- ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555/42 "2014-06-12T03:06:33Z")
For #9 I do remember a poster in this message board proposing in a tread about how the future would see September 11, 2001. He predicted that young people will believe that 911 became the number for emergencies because of that terrorist attack. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555/43 "2014-06-12T03:52:10Z")
I thought #29 was the best. I was picturing a guy with a colostomy bag taking his bag off and spraying his gf with his ‘poopin hole’ out of his stomach.:eek: Damn you Daniel Tosh!!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555/44 "2014-06-12T06:33:11Z")
> [@Jamicat](#): > > not with ur lack toast intolerance > > -\_- May Og forgive you, none of us will. ---
**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555/45 "2014-06-12T06:38:40Z")
None of those wannabees hold a candle to the master. Some are clearly joking. And while quite a few are, well, wrong, one example does not a career make. If you want to compete with adaher, you have to deliver _consistency_ and these competitors could only manage one example each. Pathetic. The world of spectator sports and pastimes is packed with outstanding professional athletes. But then there are the masters among the masters. They come about once a decade. Gretzky. Tiger Woods. adaher. One day the Grand Raja of Wrong may have to pass on his scepter. But for now adaher reigns supreme. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555/46 "2014-06-12T06:55:13Z")
The young will speak in our presence, of the incredible vapid wrongness of some holo star or _skritz_ singer, and we will say, yes, wrong, sorta wrong, but not really wrong, kids these days don’t know about really, totally,neutron density wrong… And the kids will roll their eyes to each other and mutter “Jesus Kanye, here comes the old fart with another story about **adaher** again…” ---
**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555/47 "2014-06-12T06:58:28Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > For #9 I do remember a poster in this message board proposing in a tread about how the future would see September 11, 2001. He predicted that young people will believe that 911 became the number for emergencies because of that terrorist attack. Now I wonder how much fun it would be to start a movement to make the emergency number 119… (for those of us that format our dates properly) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555/48 "2014-06-12T07:09:28Z")
Thanks for passing along the funny, **adaher**. It might have been more advisable to have put it in MPSIMS, though, and possibly with a different title. Oh, well. Water under the bridge. Good share though, seriously. I enjoyed it a lot. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555/49 "2014-06-12T08:08:56Z")
I get the feeling some of those were intentionally hilarious, and others were less intentionally hilarious. Most were pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555/50 "2014-06-12T13:53:10Z")
> [@bengangmo](#): > > Now I wonder how much fun it would be to start a movement to make the emergency number 119… (for those of us that format our dates properly) [According to this](http://www.911dispatch.com/911/911_world.html), Jamaica is already there, mon. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555/51 "2014-06-12T15:41:03Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > I loved #12, Robby’s rough night. Don’t put my grandpa in a comma! Especially considering that that was a response to the person suggesting he needed a comma in what he originally wrote: “at the hospitel n my grandpa is still sick n i have to watch him fuckin a man tonite is gunna suck”. Also #20, “I just want to see my little brothers fuck”. As an out and proud grammatical-correctness maven and also kind of a priss about swearing, I find it very satisfying to see the hilarious distortions that the combination of indiscriminate use of cusswords and indifference/ignorance about punctuation manages to produce. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555/52 "2014-06-12T17:38:04Z")
> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#): > > The world of spectator sports and pastimes is packed with outstanding professional athletes. But then there are the masters among the masters. They come about once a decade. Gretzky. Tiger Woods. adaher. One day the Grand Raja of Wrong may have to pass on his scepter. But for now adaher reigns supreme. He’s so wrong he’s almost right. He’s adaher Fonzarelli _ruh-ruh_-wrong. He’s the kling klang king of the rim-ram RONG. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555/53 "2014-06-13T05:39:12Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > For #9 I do remember a poster in this message board proposing in a tread about how the future would see September 11, 2001. He predicted that young people will believe that 911 became the number for emergencies because of that terrorist attack. For about a year afterward it was referred to as “September 11th” and occasionally still is\*, but I have always figured the change to “9/11” is a direct reference to the emergency number. \*I wish it always was, I don’t like the name “9/11” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/35-people-more-wrong-than-me/690555.md?page=2)