# 400% My as---AAAAARRRRG **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 8, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/400-my-as-aaaaarrrrg/167358 "2003-04-08T18:54:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/400-my-as-aaaaarrrrg/167358/21 "2003-04-09T07:59:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CRorex \* > … got a new number 1. Exactly where did that “metal frame” go when you fell back onto it? ---
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/400-my-as-aaaaarrrrg/167358/22 "2003-04-09T13:14:26Z")
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm…latex… Ok I must stop imagining CRorex in Latex…gloves. Yes. Gloves. That’s it. What? What!?! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/400-my-as-aaaaarrrrg/167358/23 "2003-04-09T14:26:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FranticMad \* > \*\*Boss: “Hey, how did this bottle of AstroLube get in the biohazard trash?” \*\* It’s Astro **Glide**. I only point this out to properly sing its praises, 'coz it’s the slipperiest stuff on earth … and can put you and/or your loved one in orbit. Approaching planet TMI, so I’m gonna stop now. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/400-my-as-aaaaarrrrg/167358/24 "2003-04-09T16:37:45Z")
Heh. Some folks don’t **need** it. Sorry about the mishap **CRorex**. ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/400-my-as-aaaaarrrrg/167358/25 "2003-04-09T16:38:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scruff \* > \*\*I gotta know – what was the previous “most painful latex injury”??? \*\* Umm… it kinda involved a condom breaking at a really inoppertune time and the latex snapped and hit a REALLY sensitive area far harder than it should have. I kept thinking, “Comeon, be a man and laugh it off” was highly ironic since I WAS proving right then that I was male and it’s very difficult to laugh while one’s scrotum is trying to retract into your chest. Stephi: LOL 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Scruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruff)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/400-my-as-aaaaarrrrg/167358/26 "2003-04-09T17:05:21Z")
Sorry I asked :o 😛 ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/400-my-as-aaaaarrrrg/167358/27 "2003-04-09T19:21:08Z")
Yeah, there’s a reason why I waited 24 hrs before answering… I figured you’d have given up. ---
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/400-my-as-aaaaarrrrg/167358/28 "2003-04-09T19:28:50Z")
No way, we’re too fascinated by your injuries! I don’t know how someone manages to hurt themselves with latex twice! I mean, once I can understand, we’ve all had a “latex teddy and jello” incident, but come on! What? What!?! Why are you all looking at me like that? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/400-my-as-aaaaarrrrg/167358/29 "2003-04-09T19:46:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stephi \* > **Why are you all looking at me like that?** We’re waiting for you to put on the latex teddy and Jell-o. Well? ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/400-my-as-aaaaarrrrg/167358/30 "2003-04-10T15:39:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stephi \* > \*\*No way, we’re too fascinated by your injuries! > > I don’t know how someone manages to hurt themselves with latex twice! > > I mean, once I can understand, we’ve all had a “latex teddy and jello” incident, but come on! > > What? > > What!?! > > Why are you all looking at me like that? > > 😃 \*\* :eek: I will never be able to think about laxet gloves and by extension lab safety the same way again. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/400-my-as-aaaaarrrrg/167358/31 "2003-04-10T15:48:52Z")
Kelly Preston = singed latex. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/400-my-as-aaaaarrrrg/167358.md?page=1)