# 4000th post! Hallelujah! Male strippers for all! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 13, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276 "2001-02-13T06:01:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/1 "2001-02-13T06:01:21Z")
Bring pot, cookies, and men… I’ve beaten 4000 posts! That’s 1000 since last September! Do I have no life or what? ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/2 "2001-02-13T06:07:41Z")
Uh, Matt, bro, my Canadian buddy… would you mind throwing a few female dancers in the mix here? I know I would appreciate it, and there’s quite a few bi/gay females here too you know… thanks! WTG, by the way… hehehhehe ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/3 "2001-02-13T06:16:37Z")
You know how much everyone hates post parties! You bastard! You should conform and do as the masses wish you to do! (oh and congrats on the 4000, you prick! 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/4 "2001-02-13T06:20:50Z")
no booze?? I’m not coming! (I can overlook the male strippers, but booze is the essential.) (Congrats!) ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/5 "2001-02-13T06:30:27Z")
Hmm. How about I combine two great tastes that taste great together, and provide you with these pot cookies? 😉 Happy 4000! I’d say it in French but it’s late and I’m too lazy to remember how to count. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/6 "2001-02-13T07:35:03Z")
Why do all the straight people always crash the hot gay parties and insist on flaunting their sexuality right in front of us? I mean, really - the only thing **matt** would do with a female dancer is dis her choice of pasties. Now, then, **matt** my love, in celebration of such a momentous occassion… hit it, boys! {Seductive music begins, and **Esprix** begins to slowly remove shirt} Care to help me off with this, stud? 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/7 "2001-02-13T11:10:06Z")
congrats Dude. Maybe we can compromise- some real hot Transvestites? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/8 "2001-02-13T14:25:21Z")
Félicitations one votre quatre-millième poteau, **matt\_mcl**! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/9 "2001-02-13T16:15:23Z")
Ou peut-être: Félicitations one votre quatre-millième affichage, **matt\_mcl**! ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/10 "2001-02-13T18:36:56Z")
Good for you. 😃 [sup]Hey! Get away from me![/sup] :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/11 "2001-02-13T18:43:32Z")
:: Moves away from **Gunslinger** :: Well excuse me. Next time, get your own damn beer. Congratulations **matt**. Tell me, what advice can you give to someone who’s been around a while and still hasn’t got more than seven hundred some-odd posts. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/12 "2001-02-13T18:49:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*{Seductive music begins, and **Esprix** begins to slowly remove shirt} > > Care to help me off with this, stud? ;)\*\* Um, looks like something just came up… :o > [@](#): > > Félicitations one votre quatre-millième poteau, matt\_mcl! “Congratulations on your four-thousandth fence post?” Hey, it’s big, but it’s not _that_ big… ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/13 "2001-02-13T19:27:55Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **matt\_mcl** _ > > Hey, it’s big, but it’s not _that_ big… ☹ Esprix ---
**Author:** ![DocDaneeka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c68b51/32.png) [@DocDaneeka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocDaneeka)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/14 "2001-02-13T20:36:08Z")
I’ve never had a lapdance from a male before, but what the hell… it’s free, right? Congrats, man. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/15 "2001-02-13T20:50:55Z")
Wow. Male strippers, pot, AND cookies? Matt, you are a most generous host! I’ll bring my hooka 🙂 Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/16 "2001-02-13T21:20:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by **matt\_mcl** _ > > > > Hey, it’s big, but it’s not _that_ big… > > ☹ > \*\* Disappointed? ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/17 "2001-02-14T00:50:20Z")
hey, **Esprix,** it’s not the male stripping I have a problem with - it’s **matt’s** party after all. but no Maudite? no Fin du monde? no Caribou? not even a humble Laurentide? call that a party? ah well… ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/4000th-post-hallelujah-male-strippers-for-all/54276/18 "2001-02-14T04:12:13Z")
Male strippers? Cool. Pot…more cool. 🙂 Happy 4000!