# 450 Naked Women

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 26, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712 "2003-10-26T21:14:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hydrocortisone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Hydrocortisone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hydrocortisone)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/1 "2003-10-26T21:14:59Z")

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450 naked women and this is the best picture you can get? I was hoping there would finally be a picture of naked women on the internet. Come on people it is art.

[http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/031026/480/xjs10110261546](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/031026/480/xjs10110261546)

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/2 "2003-10-26T21:18:10Z")

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> **I was hoping there would finally be a picture of naked women on the internet.**

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/3 "2003-10-26T21:22:11Z")

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If you can’t find naked women on the internet, you don’t own a computer. I get them emailed to me completely unsolicited fer chrissakes.

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**Author:** ![insomnia4AM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@insomnia4AM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/insomnia4AM)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/4 "2003-10-26T21:36:45Z")

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Whoa, **Hydro** , you must not be lookin hard enough. I second **Q.E.D** in that I get invitations to see them daily. 😉

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/5 "2003-10-26T21:42:46Z")

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I think some folks need to adjust their sarcasm detectors.

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**Author:** ![jujuju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@jujuju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jujuju)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/6 "2003-10-26T21:53:03Z")

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i want to know why i wasn’t invited 🙂

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/7 "2003-10-26T21:56:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dewey Cheatem Undhow \*  
> \*\*I think some folks need to adjust their sarcasm detectors. \*\*

[checks zipper]

Mine’s working!

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**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/8 "2003-10-26T21:59:37Z")

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Still, he has a point -450 Naked Women is a beautiful thing, and that picture doesn’t capture the true grander of it.

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**Author:** ![insomnia4AM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@insomnia4AM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/insomnia4AM)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/9 "2003-10-26T22:03:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*[checks zipper]
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> Mine’s working! \*\*

_SNORT_

😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/10 "2003-10-26T22:29:34Z")

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I had the same thought. You know this is news. Any other pursuit for pictures of nekkid women means you are actively surfing for porn. I would love to have CNN deliver the nudity to me in a way that preserves plausible deniability. My boss can’t possibly complain that I was reading the news on my work computer.

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/11 "2003-10-26T22:51:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*[checks zipper]
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> Mine’s working! \*\*

Mine’s unemployed. ☹

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/12 "2003-10-26T22:54:25Z")

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I know news when I see it.

😉

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/13 "2003-10-27T00:21:25Z")

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Eye no news when you sea it, will ya?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/14 "2003-10-27T00:46:16Z")

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Though I enjoy your word morphing wit, I was playing on the famous “I know porn when I see it” line.

Top it.

I dare ya.

Top it

Top it

Top it  
;j

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**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/15 "2003-10-27T02:40:23Z")

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That floor is probably cold…

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**Author:** ![syncrolecyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@syncrolecyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/syncrolecyne)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/16 "2003-10-27T03:46:42Z")

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why couldn’t they have rounded up another 50…?

**500 Naked Women** has a more imposing air.

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/17 "2003-10-27T05:19:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*Though I enjoy your word morphing wit, I was playing on the famous “I know porn when I see it” line.
> 
> Top it.
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> I dare ya.
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> Top it
> 
> Top it
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> Top it  
> ;j \*\*

With a yarmukle?

;j ;j

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/18 "2003-10-27T06:54:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DreadCthulhu \*  
> \*\*Still, he has a point -450 Naked Women is a beautiful thing, and that picture doesn’t capture the true grander of it. \*\*

_Negative_ 450 women? Damn. I’ve heard of sausage parties, but that’s really something!

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/19 "2003-10-27T08:08:31Z")

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Spencer Tunik! I love him :). Everyone should check out “Naked States” the documentary of his project to photgraph naked people in all 50 states. That guy knows how to live.

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> \*Originally posted by DreadCthulhu \*  
> \*\*Still, he has a point -450 Naked Women is a beautiful thing, and that picture doesn’t capture the true grander of it. \*\*

You do realize that that is not Tunik’s picture in the article?

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/450-naked-women/209712/20 "2003-10-27T08:12:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Hydrocortisone \*  
> \*\*450 naked women and this is the best picture you can get? \*\*

See above.

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