# 49ers vs. Ravens...It's a Lock 49ers, I Hope.

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 29, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708 "2013-01-29T14:42:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![pchaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/258eb7/32.png) [@pchaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pchaos)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/1 "2013-01-29T14:42:13Z")

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This thread is for sports fans and any interesting Super-Bowl parties being thrown in your area. State the city and address and I might show up.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/2 "2013-01-29T15:24:40Z")

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I’ll be in Vegas. I’m sure it will be quiet and relaxed.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/3 "2013-01-29T15:51:07Z")

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I you post your address, you’d better _have_ a lock.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/4 "2013-01-29T16:23:48Z")

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According to the \<shifty eyes\> scientifically accurate \</shifty eyes\> test run I just did on Madden the Ravens should win 117 - 3. 😃

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**Author:** ![chargerrich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chargerrich/32/5399_2.png) [@chargerrich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chargerrich)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/5 "2013-01-29T21:37:01Z")

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34-21 Niners… locked it up.

Hopefully Ray Lewis get trucked, breaks a leg and has to have it amputated. 😃

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/6 "2013-01-29T22:41:50Z")

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I am supporting the Ravens because I don’t have a dog in this fight, but my best friend is a Ravens fan.

Still, I have a side consideration of seeing how many of the Ray Lewis haters on my Facebook have an aneurysm if he ends his career with a Super Bowl ring.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/7 "2013-01-29T23:05:44Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> I’ll be in Vegas. I’m sure it will be quiet and relaxed.

Me too.

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**Author:** ![pchaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/258eb7/32.png) [@pchaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pchaos)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/8 "2013-01-30T00:17:15Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> I’ll be in Vegas. I’m sure it will be quiet and relaxed.

I doubt it. The Sports Book at the various casinos will be over-flowing and plenty of half-drunk football fans will make sure that Vegas will be anything but quiet. Also, some of the casinos have made an extra effort to have a Super-Bowl party.

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**Author:** ![Mdcastle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@Mdcastle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mdcastle)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/9 "2013-01-30T00:20:50Z")

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I’m hoping the Ravens win just so Randy Moss doesn’t win a Superbowl.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/10 "2013-01-30T00:23:02Z")

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I hope the Ravens win because I like Poe.

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**Author:** ![brickbacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@brickbacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brickbacon)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/11 "2013-01-30T01:02:00Z")

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> [@Mdcastleman](#):
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> I’m hoping the Ravens win just so Randy Moss doesn’t win a Superbowl.

Ditto. I takes a real asshole to not only proclaim yourself the [best](http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1506910-randy-moss-calls-himself-best-receiver-to-play-the-game) to ever play your position, but also to imply that you do not what to [play](http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/randy_moss_does_not_want_to_play_for_the_49ers_next_season/12783727) for your team next year 5 days before the Superbowl.

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**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/12 "2013-01-30T01:45:05Z")

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I’m rooting for the commercials. I despise the Ravens with a the passion of 1,000 burning suns, and I really don’t want to see the 49ers tie my Steelers in Super Bowl victories. The first Super Bowl in my memory where I honestly have no one I can feel good rooting for. I’ll probably begrudgingly hope the 49ers win, but I still don’t like that result.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/13 "2013-01-30T06:46:13Z")

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> [@brickbacon](#):
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> Ditto. I takes a real asshole to not only proclaim yourself the [best](http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1506910-randy-moss-calls-himself-best-receiver-to-play-the-game) to ever play your position, but also to imply that you do not what to [play](http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/randy_moss_does_not_want_to_play_for_the_49ers_next_season/12783727) for your team next year 5 days before the Superbowl.

Or hey, it takes a real asshole to commit or cover up a murder. But yeah, being arrogant about your football skills is definitely more tasteless.

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/14 "2013-01-30T13:21:41Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I hope the Ravens win because I like Poe.

And he died in Baltimore. Very “poe-etic.”

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/15 "2013-01-30T14:17:44Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> Or hey, it takes a real asshole to commit or cover up a murder. But yeah, being arrogant about your football skills is definitely more tasteless.

Yes, but he turned state’s evidence and sent the actual perpatrators to jail and can cry at the drop of a hat. Compared to Moss he is practically Batman.

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**Author:** ![pchaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/258eb7/32.png) [@pchaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pchaos)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/16 "2013-01-30T14:22:21Z")

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> [@Mdcastleman](#):
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> I’m hoping the Ravens win just so Randy Moss doesn’t win a Superbowl.

The 49er’s need Moss, like Frank Gore needs a broken ankle right now. Gore is a real pro, I’d like the Niners to win so that Frank can get a ring on his finger.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/17 "2013-01-30T14:56:50Z")

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> [@Mdcastleman](#):
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> I’m hoping the Ravens win just so Randy Moss doesn’t win a Superbowl.

You’d rather Ray Lewis win one?

Randy Moss might be a bit of a douche/asshole, but last I heard he was never a “Person of Interest” in a murder case and convicted felon as a result of evidence tampering in said murder case.  
Of course, I’d root against the Ravens regardless, since they beat The Pats.

So, uhh…40 49ers, I guess?

I’m not too enthused to say that, but better than the alternative.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/18 "2013-01-30T15:05:31Z")

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> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> Yes, but he turned state’s evidence and sent the actual perpatrators to jail and can cry at the drop of a hat.

He did? Because in my world, the perpetrators were acquitted, and part of the reason for that was because Ray Lewis is a lying piece of shit who helped cover up the murder.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/19 "2013-01-30T15:36:05Z")

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> [@pchaos](#):
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> I doubt it. The Sports Book at the various casinos will be over-flowing and plenty of half-drunk football fans will make sure that Vegas will be anything but quiet. Also, some of the casinos have made an extra effort to have a Super-Bowl party.

I’m pretty sure he was being sarcastic. I’ll be at the NYNY party.

> [@Hamlet](#):
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> He did? Because in my world, the perpetrators were acquitted, and part of the reason for that was because Ray Lewis is a lying piece of shit who helped cover up the murder.

Exactly. Lewis at the very least fled with the murderers and destroyed all the evidence. Then after he was arrested he gave half assed testimony and got probation for obstructing. The murderers got off. Lewis paid off the families. And now he is being celebrated as a saint who loves Jesus. Fuck that guy. Give me LT with his blow and underage hookers any day.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/49ers-vs-ravens-its-a-lock-49ers-i-hope/648708/20 "2013-01-30T18:20:21Z")

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Or Moss with his overinflated ego. The horrors!

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