# 5-letter game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 6, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690 "2004-08-06T22:31:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/21 "2004-08-08T16:51:51Z")

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> [@LilyoftheValley](#):
>
> Probably way longer than necessary, but:
> 
> swank  
> spank  
> spunk  
> stunk  
> slunk  
> slung  
> slang  
> clang  
> clans  
> class  
> glass  
> grass  
> gross

Upon posting, it occurred to me that I could simply have gone swank-swang-slang and cut out a bunch of steps. Oh well.

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**Author:** ![WCStyles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7cd45c/32.png) [@WCStyles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WCStyles)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/22 "2004-08-09T02:16:08Z")

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CROSS  
crops  
coops  
corps  
cords  
WORDS

BEERS to DRUNK

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/23 "2004-08-09T03:03:36Z")

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> [@WCStyles](#):
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> BEERS to DRUNK

Beers  
Beets  
Beats  
Brats  
Brass  
Grass  
Glass  
Class  
Claps  
Flaps  
Flats  
Plats  
Plate  
Plane  
Plank  
Prank  
Drank  
Drunk

Now, for your audition to replace Roy as Siegfried’s sidekick, turn an ELAND into a TIGER.

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**Author:** ![SpasmicChaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@SpasmicChaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpasmicChaos)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/24 "2004-08-09T05:58:20Z")

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**ELAND to TIGER**

ELAND  
gland  
grand  
grind  
grins  
gains  
pains  
pawns  
pawls  
palls  
pales  
tales  
tiles  
tiler  
TIGER

Next up: SHIRT --\> PANTS

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**Author:** ![WCStyles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7cd45c/32.png) [@WCStyles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WCStyles)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/25 "2004-08-09T13:39:34Z")

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SHIRT  
shire  
share  
spare  
spars  
sears  
seals  
sells  
wells  
walls  
palls  
pales  
panes  
PANTS

Off to work, no time to think of another.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/26 "2004-08-09T15:57:40Z")

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> [@WCStyles](#):
>
> Off to work, no time to think of another.

**Sternvogel** beat me to the post on BEERS -\> DRUNK yesterday by about 2 minutes, so I still have a new pair I haven’t posted yet.

Anyone up for:

ROSES -\> THORN ?

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/27 "2004-08-09T18:57:35Z")

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> [@LilyoftheValley](#):
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> **Sternvogel** beat me to the post on BEERS -\> DRUNK yesterday by about 2 minutes, so I still have a new pair I haven’t posted yet.
> 
> Anyone up for:
> 
> ROSES -\> THORN ?

roses  
poses  
posts  
pouts  
pours  
sours  
spurs  
spurt  
sport  
short  
shore  
shorn  
thorn

I didn’t check for conciseness. I struggled, so I didn’t want to get scooped.

I didn’t think of another. Maybe tonight.

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**Author:** ![WCStyles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7cd45c/32.png) [@WCStyles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WCStyles)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/28 "2004-08-09T22:05:04Z")

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Aha! Took me far too long to make sure it works, but…

WELSH to LEEKS

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/29 "2004-08-09T23:55:16Z")

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> [@WCStyles](#):
>
> WELSH to LEEKS

**Welsh**  
Welch  
Belch  
Beach  
Leach  
Leash  
Least  
Leapt  
Leaps  
Leaks  
**Leeks**  
Now:

EAGER -\> GROAN

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/30 "2004-08-10T03:44:58Z")

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> [@LilyoftheValley](#):
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> EAGER -\> GROAN

Eager  
Cager (basketball player)  
Caged  
Cared  
Cares  
Cards  
Sards (forms of quartz)  
Sands  
Sends  
Seeds  
Seeps  
Steps  
Stops  
Slops (feeds hogs)  
Slaps  
Claps  
Claws  
Flaws  
Flows  
Flown  
Frown  
Grown  
Groan

Head to Wall Street and turn some BONDS into a share of STOCK.

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**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/31 "2004-08-10T04:34:59Z")

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BONDS \> STOCKS:

Bonds  
Bonus  
Bones  
Cones  
Cokes  
Cocks (male chickens everyone-behave yourself!)  
Stock

HORSE \> RIDER

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**Author:** ![SpasmicChaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@SpasmicChaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpasmicChaos)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/32 "2004-08-10T12:00:05Z")

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**HORSE to RIDER**

HORSE  
Norse  
noise  
poise  
posse  
passe  
paste  
pasts  
parts  
pares  
wares  
wires  
wirer  
wider  
RIDER

Let’s try: PAINT --\> BRUSH

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/33 "2004-08-10T12:47:11Z")

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[Rude intermission]

I call this one 'getting dumped by your girlfriend:

**fucks**  
ducks  
dunks  
bunks  
banks  
 **wanks**  
[/Rude intermission]

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/34 "2004-08-10T12:59:59Z")

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> [@smartini](#):
>
> BONDS \> STOCKS:
> 
> Bonds  
> Bonus  
> Bones  
> Cones  
> Cokes  
> Cocks (male chickens everyone-behave yourself!)  
> Stock
> 
> HORSE \> RIDER

WHOA!!!

Cokes -\> Cocks???

Cocks -\> Stock???

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**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/35 "2004-08-10T16:40:39Z")

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**PAINT to BRUSH**

**PAINT**  
PAINS  
GAINS  
GRINS  
GRIND  
GRAND  
BRAND  
BRANS  
BRASS  
BRASH  
**BRUSH**

Let’s do ANGEL to DEMON.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/36 "2004-08-10T20:47:13Z")

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> [@Jurph](#):
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> \*\*Let’s do ANGEL to DEMON.

Angel  
Anger  
Auger  
Luger  
Luges  
Lunes (crescent-shaped portions of spheres)  
Lanes  
Lames (makes crippled)  
Lamps  
Limps  
Limes  
Dimes  
Demes (populations of interbreeding organisms – yes, [dictionary.com](http://dictionary.com) is my friend)  
Demos (the common people, as well as slang for _demonstrations_)  
Demon

As **Trunk** pointed out, the successful conversion of BONDS to STOCk has yet to be transacted in this thread.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/37 "2004-08-10T20:53:33Z")

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bonds  
bends  
beads  
bears  
sears  
scars  
scare  
share  
shore  
short  
shoot  
shook  
shock  
stock

Double-check me, but I think that’s right.

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**Author:** ![WCStyles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7cd45c/32.png) [@WCStyles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WCStyles)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/38 "2004-08-10T23:58:16Z")

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Looks fine. Now make like a four-foot Tweety Bird and lead the RUBES to the CARNY.

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**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/39 "2004-08-11T00:49:28Z")

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> [@WCStyles](#):
>
> Looks fine. Now make like a four-foot Tweety Bird

I don’t know what that means but i got from RUBES \> CARNY

rubes  
robes  
ropes  
rapes  
rates  
rater  
dater  
dates  
dares  
pares  
pores  
ports  
parts  
pants  
panty  
canty  
canny  
carny  
Now do **SLICK** \> **CAKES**

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**Author:** ![WCStyles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7cd45c/32.png) [@WCStyles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WCStyles)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-letter-game/258690/40 "2004-08-11T02:02:57Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> I don’t know what that means but i got from RUBES \> CARNY

A carny is a carnival worker, and rubes are the suckers that shell out their money for ring-toss games and the like in hopes of winning valueless prizes like the aforementioned four-foot tall stuffed Tweety Bird.

SLICK  
slice  
spice  
spine  
spins  
spans  
spars  
sears  
seals  
sells  
tells  
tills  
tiles  
tales  
takes  
CAKES

Okay, [MOHEL](http://www.mohel.net) to SNIPS.

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