# 5 most "famous" Dopers of all time

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 7, 2005, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314 "2005-03-07T05:07:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Zamboni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Zamboni)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/81 "2005-03-08T05:57:59Z")

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**Qadgop the Mercoten**  
**Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor**  
**NoClueBoy**  
**Diogenes the Cynic**  
**Bricker**

These five names always stick out when I visit.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/82 "2005-03-08T06:50:58Z")

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> [@roger thornhill](#):
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> No, Starvers, MOI! Me. Myself. I. Self-depreciating humour.
> 
> You are a bit slow on the uptake today. [Blackdder mode: “Sniffing the fumes from the turpentine again? Just regained consciousness after passing out in your frozen garret? Forgot to engage your brain cell before posting?”]

Perhaps a little of each, mon frere? 😃

Additionally, I must confess a bit of a guilty conscience as I believe I was the first one to post what might have been a reciprocal name…i.e., yours. I was concerned about the propriety of doing so at the time, but then I figured, “Hey, the OP said the first five,” and that included you so I went with it.

But I felt slightly skeevy nonetheless, and that feeling was what led me to post the question that exposed my dreadful lack of acuity in regard to your most amusing and self-deprecatory post.

My most humble apologies, my good man. (Hic!) :: stumbles off muttering of port wine and paint smears ::

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**Author:** ![WeRSauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f19dbf/32.png) [@WeRSauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WeRSauron)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/83 "2005-03-08T07:11:36Z")

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Excluding moderators and administrators:  
**Qadgop the Mercotan**  
**Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor**  
**Tamerlane**  
**Aldebaran** (_rehmatullah alaih_)  
**Polycarp**

WRS - He with the never-changing signature.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/84 "2005-03-08T11:18:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Shirly Ujest: Very funny woman

Got you fooled. I’m really a manic depressive hermaphroditic chihuahua.

With apologizes to any manic depressive hermaphroditic chihuahua’s out there.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/85 "2005-03-08T12:05:07Z")

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I could make 4 or 5 different top-5 lists depending on the subject. But going top-5 famous (not favorite or adversarial) Dopers:

**Scylla** (Imagine if Chuck E. Cheese were piloting the blimp?)

**Reeder** (Love him or hate him, you know him)

**Bricker** (See Reeder)

**Diogenes** (Good source for general history and some religious stuff.)

**Shirley Ujest** (Secret Santa coordinator. 'Nuff said)

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**Author:** ![Walker\_in\_Eternity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walker\_in\_Eternity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walker_in_Eternity)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/86 "2005-03-08T12:40:27Z")

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In no order of preference

Diogenes the Cynic  
Liberal  
WeRsauron  
Grey  
QED

Just because on the threads I tend to read these are the most frequent posters (in my mind, I’ve not actually counted or anything)

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/87 "2005-03-08T16:02:26Z")

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**Opal Cat**  
**Dio**  
**Miller**  
**iampunha**  
**NCB**  
I’ve heard of **Wally** and **JDT** , but they were before my time.

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**Author:** ![EmeraldGrue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@EmeraldGrue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmeraldGrue)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/88 "2005-03-08T16:30:19Z")

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**Eve, Guin, Opal, Poly** …?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/89 "2005-03-08T16:45:27Z")

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Wow. Four mentions and I’ve not even posted to the thread.

I’m not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/90 "2005-03-08T19:03:29Z")

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During her heyday, **jarbabyj** would have made the list!

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/91 "2005-03-08T19:10:11Z")

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> [@World Eater](#):
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> Whatever happened to **Espirix**?

If you’re doing a search for him, try **Esprix** , as that’s his screen name properly-spelled:)

[sub] **Jaade** -lurrrrrrrvin…gotta get some more **Jaade** -lurrrrrrrrrrrvin…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/92 "2005-03-08T22:37:18Z")

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**Qadgop, Polycarp, Sam Stone,** and **Owlstretchingtime** would be my top four. Number 5 is a toss-up between **Angua** and **PaulBerserker**

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/93 "2005-03-08T22:49:43Z")

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I suppose a lot of it depends on what forums you go to most often. These names came to me first.

Scylla  
Eve  
Polycarp  
Liberal  
Reeder

HM –

Opal (people are still using the Hi Opal thing, and most of the time “incorrectly.”)  
december  
Esprix  
lieu  
spoofe and spooge – They are different people. Aren’t they?

and for me, the great famous gay posters (in addition to Esprix)

Shampiro  
Otto  
Gobear  
matt\_mcl  
Jay-Jay

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**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/94 "2005-03-09T02:17:53Z")

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Let’s see…

Eve  
OpalCat  
Lobsang  
Diogenes the Cynic  
SPOOFE.

Others to consider: Qadgop the Mercotan (however the hell you spell that), Bosda, Polycarp, Rude, lieu.

Dishonorable mention: Shut the fuck up Donny (one of the first things I read on the site, I think) and the Grapist.

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/95 "2005-03-09T02:48:41Z")

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Haven’t been here very long… lets see…

Shirley UJest - for her frightfully boring and mundane posts… 😛  
Kythereia - our very own flirt goddess  
Guinastasia - because I started noticing that no matter which thread I open, she’s already posted there  
AwSnappity - because she owes me $500 😃  
QED - just because I need a guy on my list.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/96 "2005-03-09T04:41:30Z")

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> [@Aesiron](#):
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> Wow. Four mentions and I’ve not even posted to the thread.
> 
> I’m not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.

Mine was because I can’t stand you.

And here’s a smiley to doubly annoy you! 😉

i’m kidding, for the humor-impaired. well, mostly.

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**Author:** ![START](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@START](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/START)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/97 "2005-03-09T06:22:55Z")

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WallyM7- Because even I know about him and I wasn’t on the board when he was around.

Roland Deschain- I don’t remember ever intercating with him myself but I know that he was a hot topic in and out of the pit.

Diogenes The Cynic- I don’t know it’s the name

FlamingBanannas- Youngest Female Doper

I have 4 but maybe one of these names belongs on the list

Lobsang

Kel Varnsen

Gobear

Polycarp

there are so many High Profile Dopers it’s hard to really say who is the most “famous” of all time. If I had of made this naming High Profile Dopers then the list would be a page long at least.

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**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/98 "2005-03-09T10:05:15Z")

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Lemme see, off the top of my head, I can think of;

Chronos, Quadop the Mercotan (doctor of some sort?), Spoofe, Johnny LA (who owns an MGB 😉 ) Mangetout (although I had to scroll back down to properly recall his name)

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/99 "2005-03-09T10:17:31Z")

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I’ve been around a long time. I’m listing by whom it seems like I’ve most encountered:

Gaudere  
Polycarp  
Triskadecamus  
Spiritus Mundi  
DavidB

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**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-most-famous-dopers-of-all-time/293314/100 "2005-03-09T13:03:19Z")

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**December  
Elucidator  
Tir Tinuviel  
Incubus  
The Grapist**

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