# 5+Sojmeone spilled a dcoke in jmy keyboardl. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655 "2001-08-09T20:14:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/1 "2001-08-09T20:14:59Z")
5+Sok, 5+I don’t think 5+I’ll be posting jmudch until 5+I get this thing dcleaned outl. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/2 "2001-08-09T20:22:10Z")
'S’okay, Euty. Keep posting anyway; I love cryptic messages Hey, we can make a game of it! Post something, and we’ll try to figure out what you were trying to write! And maybe it’ll loosen the gunk on the keys. Okay, maybe a bad idea. We’ll be here when you’re all better. [sub]Excellent! The plan worked! He’s outta here. Now we can run amok! ::sneaks off to Uncle Beer’s computer with an open bottle of Guinness::[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/3 "2001-08-09T20:27:29Z")
Apparently the coke turned it into a +5 Keyboard. That makes it incredibly effective against undead. ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/4 "2001-08-09T20:28:49Z")
Not to mention trolls… ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/5 "2001-08-09T22:35:05Z")
Never mind … got a new one. $7.99 at Comp USA. Should last all of 15 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/6 "2001-08-10T02:37:06Z")
+5 keyboard… _snicker_ That’s a good one! And Euty traded his +5 keyboard for a $7.99 one. I think he gave up the better deal. Who knows how many undead are hanging around? ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/7 "2001-08-10T02:48:10Z")
He’ll never stand against my +9 ogre slaying knife… if only I wasn’t at the tavern. _Hopes that people got it_ ---
**Author:** ![ARose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@ARose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ARose)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/8 "2001-08-10T04:42:22Z")
Got it, speaker. That was good. (I wanna cast maagic miisssile! I attack the dark!) ~ARose ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/9 "2001-08-10T07:51:59Z")
Try saying the thread title as if you’re the Sweedish Chef. “Peeegie, Peeegie, pig und froogie vedding!” ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/10 "2001-08-11T06:42:21Z")
i saw that once, arose! damn it was funny. any chance of a link so i can see it again? (dont remember what it was called or where it was, i was at work, um, working.) ---
**Author:** ![Kahuzza\_Rebuzza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Kahuzza\_Rebuzza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kahuzza_Rebuzza)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/11 "2001-08-11T06:47:44Z")
legomancer! who are you? that was my nickname on msn for ages ---
**Author:** ![MaceMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@MaceMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaceMan)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/12 "2001-08-11T07:39:54Z")
vsm upi gohitr piy jpe zo etpyr yjodZ ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/13 "2001-08-11T18:56:33Z")
Hey! I was the one that brought it up 😛 You can find an audio version from Napster, or Aimster (I assume) since a lot of people have it. Sad thing is, I’ve had things like that happen to me as a DM ☹ :). ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/14 "2001-08-11T19:23:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MaceMan \* > \*\*vsm upi gohitr piy jpe zo etpyr yjodZ \*\* Zo didn’t write it, you wrote, er, typed it. So, do these +5 KBs have those internet thingie keys? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/15 "2001-08-11T20:53:33Z")
“I wanna _do_ them!” heh. It’s also an Easter Egg in the PS2 game Summoner. Press X during the credits to see it acted out with models from the game. Don’t know if its in the PC version. ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_all\_like\_cellophane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@It\_s\_all\_like\_cellophane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_all_like_cellophane)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/16 "2001-08-11T20:58:10Z")
On PBS Computer TV they showed cleaning the keyboard in the shower. Don’t. Yes, there are not any iron parts to rust. But there are plastic parts that stick together when wet, making it look like keys are pressed. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/17 "2001-08-12T00:29:46Z")
“No, I have gray eyes! Well, it says I have blue eyes, but I decided I wanted gray eyes!” ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/18 "2001-08-12T04:00:01Z")
speaker for the dead, i humbly apologize for not acknowledging your original and first post. now, as i am dumb as a box of rocks, i am sure it is possible to search for it on napster without knowing the name, but i tried, and i didnt find it. honest. would you please tell me the name of said napster file? thanking you. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/19 "2001-08-12T06:32:19Z")
Umm, the file I have is simply named Dungeons and Dragons.mp3, but a friend got it off Napster for me, so I don’t know. If you’re really desperate, email me at [libraryalexandria@home.com](mailto:libraryalexandria@home.com) and I’ll send it over personally 🙂 Be warned, it’s only audio, so you won’t get the cool creatures/people that’re playing said game. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655/20 "2001-08-12T17:55:18Z")
It may be found [here](http://www.summoner.org/goodies/movies/). Google ninja, that’s me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/5-sojmeone-spilled-a-dcoke-in-jmy-keyboardl/75655.md?page=2)