# 50,000 Topless Virgins Audition to become 13th wife in Swaziland

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-000-topless-virgins-audition-to-become-13th-wife-in-swaziland/319625
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 1, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-000-topless-virgins-audition-to-become-13th-wife-in-swaziland/319625 "2005-09-01T19:40:40Z")
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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-000-topless-virgins-audition-to-become-13th-wife-in-swaziland/319625/1 "2005-09-01T19:40:40Z")

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I was looking for more info on New Orleans/Katrina when I stumbled across this. I swear.

> **[BRProud.com](https://www.brproud.com/)**
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> BRProud.com partners with WGMB FOX 44 and WVLA NBC Local 33 to bring you the latest in Baton Rouge news, sports, weather, and more.

Why, o whjy couldn’t I have been born king of Swaziland?

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-000-topless-virgins-audition-to-become-13th-wife-in-swaziland/319625/2 "2005-09-01T19:43:26Z")

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Try again – that’s the station URL

[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9116360/](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9116360/)

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### Author: ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-000-topless-virgins-audition-to-become-13th-wife-in-swaziland/319625/3 "2005-09-01T19:47:21Z")

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Remember that scene from _Meaning of Life_, where the buy got to choose the method of his own death, and he chose to be chased off a cliff by 23 topless women…?

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### Author: ![Julius\_Henry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Julius\_Henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Julius_Henry)
#### Post date: [September 2, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-000-topless-virgins-audition-to-become-13th-wife-in-swaziland/319625/4 "2005-09-02T00:51:44Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Try again – that’s the station URL
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> [MSN | Outlook, Office, Skype, Bing, Breaking News, and Latest Videos](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9116360/)

Thank god the first link was wrong. I was getting ready to poke my eyes out when I saw the picture of Oprah coming up.