# 50 Ways to Lose Your Blubber **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639 "2011-03-22T19:19:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/1 "2011-03-22T19:19:18Z")
Drink water, not juice, Moose, Eat a few more veggies, Reggie, Try something not starchy, Archie, Step away from the fridge, Midge, yeah, get yourself free… ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/2 "2011-03-22T19:28:21Z")
Try cutting the fat, Nat ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/3 "2011-03-22T19:28:28Z")
Keep away from snacks, Jack eat a lot of bran, Stan try some Bok Choy, Roy and carrots and peas ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/4 "2011-03-22T19:29:03Z")
Stick to the plan, Stan Don’t try to eat much! Each more celery, Lee And get yourself free. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/5 "2011-03-22T19:34:13Z")
Go run a few miles, Giles Steer clear of those carbs, Barb Follow 3 weird rules, Jules Just listen to me. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/6 "2011-03-22T20:02:15Z")
Just hop off the bus, Gus. Walk on home, Gerome. Get out and bike, Mike. And set your fat free. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/7 "2011-03-22T20:17:05Z")
Just pick up a weight, Nate. Get off your can, Dan. Get out and hike, Mike. and skip the Icee. ---
**Author:** ![maggenpye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@maggenpye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maggenpye)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/8 "2011-03-22T20:22:07Z")
Put down the sub, Bub. Step out in style, Kyle, Steer clear of the cans, Dan you’ll soon be lard free ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/9 "2011-03-22T21:11:14Z")
The problem is all inside your fridge, she said to me The answer is easy if you ditch the Sara Lee I’d like to help you fit inside that skinny T There must be 50 ways to lose your blubber She said it’s really not my habit to intrude Furthermore, I hope I won’t appear too blunt or rude But I’ll repeat myself, you need to eat less food There must be 50 ways to lose your blubber 50 ways, you hopeless chubber So don’t give me that bull, Bill There’s nothing wrong with your glands, Hans You just eat to much grease, Rhys You’ll get a coronary… ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/10 "2011-03-22T21:11:56Z")
Do P90x, Dex. Or Couch-to-5K, Jay. Even Insanity, Lee, Could get yourself free. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/11 "2011-03-22T21:20:20Z")
Burma-Shave ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/12 "2011-03-22T21:36:21Z")
Enough with the fucking cheeseburgers, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/13 "2011-03-22T21:39:34Z")
turn vegan, Steven stir fry lots more rice, Brice you’ll have more energy, Lee and your exercises will be easy…er. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/14 "2011-03-22T21:57:55Z")
_Ooo slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don’t need to be coy, Roy Just listen to me Hop on the bus, Gus You don’t need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free_ (You’ve changed your name, each and every time after being dumped - over-and-over again. All this running around, back-and-forth from cafe to courthouse. Your nerves are shot, you’re a wreck. And skinny as a rail by now.) ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/15 "2011-03-22T22:11:18Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > The problem is all inside your fridge, she said to me > The answer is easy if you ditch the Sara Lee > I’d like to help you fit inside that skinny T > There must be 50 ways to lose your blubber > > She said it’s really not my habit to intrude > Furthermore, I hope I won’t appear too blunt or rude > But I’ll repeat myself, you need to eat less food > There must be 50 ways to lose your blubber > 50 ways, you hopeless chubber Love it! ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/16 "2011-03-22T22:31:00Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > The problem is all inside your fridge, she said to me > The answer is easy if you ditch the Sara Lee > I’d like to help you fit inside that skinny T > There must be 50 ways to lose your blubber > > She said it’s really not my habit to intrude > Furthermore, I hope I won’t appear too blunt or rude > But I’ll repeat myself, you need to eat less food > There must be 50 ways to lose your blubber > 50 ways, you hopeless chubber > > So don’t give me that bull, Bill > There’s nothing wrong with your glands, Hans > You just eat to much grease, Rhys > You’ll get a coronary… Bravo! ---
**Author:** ![dawson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@dawson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dawson)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/17 "2011-03-22T22:48:29Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > The problem is all inside your fridge, she said to me > The answer is easy if you ditch the Sara Lee > I’d like to help you fit inside that skinny T > There must be 50 ways to lose your blubber > > She said it’s really not my habit to intrude > Furthermore, I hope I won’t appear too blunt or rude > But I’ll repeat myself, you need to eat less food > There must be 50 ways to lose your blubber > 50 ways, you hopeless chubber > > So don’t give me that bull, Bill > There’s nothing wrong with your glands, Hans > You just eat to much grease, Rhys > You’ll get a coronary… Well done! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/18 "2011-03-22T23:37:22Z")
Just trim off the fat, Pat Before you grill that steak, Jake Add a side that’s green, Jean Just listen to me Don’t eat that dessert, Kurt Take a smaller serving, Irving Put less on your plate, Kate And get yourself free ---
**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/19 "2011-03-22T23:47:50Z")
Cut back on the french-fried tubers, **Pseudotriton ruber ruber** ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2011, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/20 "2011-03-22T23:58:34Z")
Don’t sit in front of a screen at home, Grab your boots, head out to hike Half Dome Don’t veg out in your manly cave, Yo, paddle out and catch a wave [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639.md?page=2)