# 50 Ways to Lose Your Blubber

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 22, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639 "2011-03-22T19:19:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/41 "2011-03-24T04:07:51Z")

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Try a Roux-en-Y, Di  
Staple that stomach, Buck  
Snip that duodenum, Chum  
Bar-yat-ric surg-ree…

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**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/42 "2011-03-24T04:21:17Z")

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Get off the red meat, Pete  
Have a little more fish, Trish  
lay off the egg yolks and  
set your scale free

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/43 "2011-03-30T02:12:12Z")

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Cut off your head, Ted

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/50-ways-to-lose-your-blubber/575639/44 "2011-03-30T02:35:56Z")

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_Walk down the hall, Paul  
Shut your pie hole, Cole  
Get off your ass, Cass  
Just listen to me!_

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