# 500 posts. Whoopee. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 29, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261 "2000-01-29T00:39:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/1 "2000-01-29T00:39:00Z")
Yes, this is post #500 for me. Join in the celebration. _blows on kazoo_ Thank you for attending, drive carefully on the way home now. – Sylence * * * Another day, another attempt to cross Niagra Falls on a tightrope. . . ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/2 "2000-01-29T01:39:00Z")
Congrat’s! I wish I was more like you. Call me Cy lense. ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/3 "2000-01-29T01:44:00Z")
Judging from your post count, you’re not all that silent. 🙂 – Sylence * * * Another day, another attempt to cross Niagra Falls on a tightrope. . . ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/4 "2000-01-29T01:48:00Z")
Hey, Sylence, congrats and quityerbitchin! Let’s see, the 50th anniversary is the Diamond, so you’re at 500 now so that makes this…uh, well something a helluva lot spiffier than compressed carbon! _I’m_ happy for you! And just to show it, here’s some kwik-shop jerky and a slightly cooled 6-pack. : :pops tabs; foam fizzes:: To you! ::slurping:: Veb ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/5 "2000-01-29T01:57:00Z")
Bravo, Sy, keep it up, always glad to hear from you. You were here when I got here - were you on the AOL board? ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/6 "2000-01-29T02:08:00Z")
All right, now. Let’s get this party started. When will the strippers be coming, Sy? ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/7 "2000-01-29T03:39:00Z")
**TVeblen:** Is it Jack Link’s jerky? 🙂 **beatle:** Nope, never frequented the AOL board. Or AOL itself, for that matter. All of my posting (such as it is) has been here. **SterlingNorth:** I just called. They’ll be over as soon as they’ve finished with the dining room set. 😉 – Sylence * * * Another day, another attempt to cross Niagra Falls on a tightrope. . . ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/8 "2000-01-29T07:04:00Z")
Can I join your party with my #700? * * * Sue from El Paso Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/9 "2000-01-29T07:24:00Z")
Sylence! Congrats! Here, I bought you a new 64-pack of crayons! Have fun… 🙂 * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/10 "2000-01-29T17:30:00Z")
Congrats to you, here’s a “demons from hell” coloring book to go with yer crayons! * * * If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/11 "2000-01-29T22:01:00Z")
well, here’s **my** 500th. ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/12 "2000-01-31T04:10:00Z")
I wonder how many I have now? * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/13 "2000-01-31T04:11:00Z")
No, I’m NOT just padding my post count. I really am showing my concern for my own number, as well as congratulating Sy. Congrabulations, Sy! Now how many do I have? * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/500-posts-whoopee/13261/14 "2000-01-31T04:47:00Z")
I brought the cigars. Cuban. Here ya go, Sy, wrap yourself around this Cohiba. Yep, it’s big. Should last all day if you smoke it right.