# Реклама **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/588084 "2011-07-06T20:08:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/1 "2011-07-06T20:08:12Z")
Здравствуйте! Могу я разместить на вашем замечательном форуме немного рекламных ссылок бесплатно? Ежели нет, то потрите мой пост. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/2 "2011-07-06T20:09:10Z")
Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/3 "2011-07-06T20:10:56Z")
In United States, internet reports you! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/4 "2011-07-06T20:13:12Z")
Ishkabibble! ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/5 "2011-07-06T20:18:08Z")
From babelfish: > [@](#): > > How do you do! Can I place on your remarkable forum of a little advertising references free of charge? If no, then rub my post. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/6 "2011-07-06T20:19:59Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/7 "2011-07-06T20:21:39Z")
_Rub my post?_ I think that’s the filthiest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/8 "2011-07-06T20:33:44Z")
Well, _Реклама_ is clearly cognate to the Polish, which was imported into Esperanto as _reklamo_, which means advertisement, and _rub_ sounds kind of like _tug_, and it’s 16:30 in the afternoon here, so clearly I need some brain bleach after rubbing my post. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/9 "2011-07-06T20:36:06Z")
My hovercraft is full of eels. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/10 "2011-07-06T20:39:33Z")
Well, this was good practice for my rusty Russian skills… ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/11 "2011-07-06T20:44:14Z")
I haven’t had this much fun since the hogs ate my little brother Willy. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/12 "2011-07-06T20:44:23Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > _Rub my post?_ I think that’s the filthiest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. What does he want if we _are_ agreeable? I say risk it and see what happens. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/13 "2011-07-06T20:48:38Z")
In Russia, post rubs you (the wrong way, of course). ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/14 "2011-07-06T20:48:44Z")
Nitpick: It’s Здравсчвуйте!, not Здравствуйте! ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/15 "2011-07-06T21:05:29Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Nitpick: > It’s Здравсчвуйте!, not Здравствуйте! Uh, no it isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/16 "2011-07-06T21:06:07Z")
I have two cats in my trousers. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/17 "2011-07-06T21:06:27Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > It’s Здравсчвуйте!, not Здравствуйте! That’s what she said. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/18 "2011-07-06T21:07:52Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > uh, no it isn’t. whoooosh! ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/19 "2011-07-06T21:09:18Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > whoooosh! Clearly, I was like “zdravschvuyte? wtf is he talking about?” But I’m afraid I don’t get the reference. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/20 "2011-07-06T21:11:20Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > Nitpick: > It’s Здравсчвуйте!, not Здравствуйте! No. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/588084.md?page=2)