# Реклама **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/588084 "2011-07-06T20:08:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/21 "2011-07-06T21:11:45Z")
Had me at “hello.” Also, lost me at “hello.” ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/22 "2011-07-06T21:13:58Z")
I was just trying to make a lame attempt at humor (correcting someone in a language I–and I’m guessing most people on here–don’t speak by replacing one of the random Russian letters with a different (random) Russian letter). I knew he had probably spelled it right and that I was messing it up. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/23 "2011-07-06T21:16:11Z")
> [@drilaTevatiet](#): > > Здравствуйте! > Могу я разместить на вашем замечательном форуме немного рекламных ссылок бесплатно? Ежели нет, то потрите мой пост. “Hi! May I place a few free ad links on your wonderful forum? If not, scratch my post.” More or less. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/24 "2011-07-06T21:18:44Z")
I will not buy this tobacconist. It is scratched. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/25 "2011-07-06T21:22:46Z")
Every few months or so we get one of these threads. What I don’t understand is why. What’s the poster’s purpose? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/26 "2011-07-06T21:25:18Z")
> [@Onomatopoeia](#): > > Every few months or so we get one of these threads. What I don’t understand is why. What’s the poster’s purpose? They’re spambots, and they’re trying to see if the forum is still active. The assumption is that if the forum is active, somebody will get rid of the post, and that makes it a worthwhile target for their spam. If the post stays there, the forum is abandoned. We get posts like this all the time, but we usually delete them or remove them from view. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/27 "2011-07-06T21:31:56Z")
Sometimes I feel like I’ve been tied to the rubbin’ post, Tied to the rubbin’ post, Tied to the rubbin’ post, Good Lord I feel like I’m dying ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/28 "2011-07-06T21:56:11Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > My hovercraft is full of eels. > > Stranger My delight nipples with explode! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/29 "2011-07-06T23:21:42Z")
Peknama your mama! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/30 "2011-07-06T23:22:31Z")
Oh no you didn’t! ---
**Author:** ![user\_hostile](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/user_hostile/32/474_2.png) [@user\_hostile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/user_hostile)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/31 "2011-07-07T00:29:22Z")
Реклама–is this a skin condition? ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/32 "2011-07-07T00:33:02Z")
Sounds serious ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/33 "2011-07-07T00:36:27Z")
> [@user\_hostile](#): > > Реклама–is this a skin condition? Caused by too much рекламных in your diet. ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/34 "2011-07-07T01:17:12Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > I knew he had probably spelled it right and that I was messing it up. No, I spotted a couple of typos too, but I figured the OP was just Russian to get it submitted. ---
**Author:** ![wei\_ji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wei\_ji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wei_ji)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/35 "2011-07-07T01:22:39Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > _Rub my post?_ I think that’s the filthiest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. Could be a lot of hooey. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/36 "2011-07-07T11:59:55Z")
hey gang, let’s send them some money, I feel sorry for them. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/37 "2011-07-07T12:06:45Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > hey gang, let’s send them some money, I feel sorry for them. Better yet, free membership. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/38 "2011-07-07T13:52:05Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Better yet, free membership. make him a moderator! ---
**Author:** ![drillrod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@drillrod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drillrod)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/39 "2011-07-07T13:58:30Z")
> [@wei\_ji](#): > > Could be a lot of hooey. I see what you did there. Hooey sounds like the Russian word for dick. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//588084/40 "2011-07-07T13:58:34Z")
> [@Shark\_Sandwich](#): > > No, I spotted a couple of typos too, but I figured the OP was just Russian to get it submitted. I have no opinion on the banning; I just wish we could have added a title under his name first. Like ‘So long, sport!’. In Russian, of course. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/588084.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/588084.md?page=3)