# 6 dead sharks dumped on side of road

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/6-dead-sharks-dumped-on-side-of-road/456596>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 15, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/6-dead-sharks-dumped-on-side-of-road/456596 "2008-07-15T19:47:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/6-dead-sharks-dumped-on-side-of-road/456596/21 "2008-07-16T02:49:27Z")

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Were the fins still on? They make some tasty soup!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/6-dead-sharks-dumped-on-side-of-road/456596/22 "2008-07-16T02:50:07Z")

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Six Sharks killed? I bet it was them stinkin’ Jets that did this!

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/6-dead-sharks-dumped-on-side-of-road/456596/23 "2008-07-16T02:56:35Z")

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Nitpick: They’re only Sharks 'til their last dying day.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/6-dead-sharks-dumped-on-side-of-road/456596/24 "2008-07-16T04:41:30Z")

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Looks like Damien Hirst is going back to the drawing board.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/6-dead-sharks-dumped-on-side-of-road/456596/25 "2008-07-16T05:10:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]  
Six Sharks killed? I bet it was them stinkin’ Jets that did this!  
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Curses! I came in to post this!  
Oh well, just play it cool. Real cool.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/6-dead-sharks-dumped-on-side-of-road/456596/26 "2008-07-16T05:13:41Z")

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_You got yer  
Dead sharks at the side of the road  
Dead sharks at the side of the road  
You got yer dead sharks at the side of the road  
Stinkin’ to high Heaven!_

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