# 60-foot penis **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/60-foot-penis/490607 "2009-03-24T17:46:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/60-foot-penis/490607/1 "2009-03-24T17:46:50Z")
on a [roof.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm)😛 ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/60-foot-penis/490607/2 "2009-03-24T18:23:21Z")
perfect band name! that explains the leak on the right end of the mansion however 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/60-foot-penis/490607/3 "2009-03-24T18:23:41Z")
Must have been one hell of a party. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/60-foot-penis/490607/4 "2009-03-24T18:27:24Z")
His penis has shingles. ---
**Author:** ![mack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mack)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/60-foot-penis/490607/5 "2009-03-24T18:37:49Z")
His parents wouldn’t let him do a knockoff of the [Uffington White Horse](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uffington_White_Horse) and he felt shafted. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/60-foot-penis/490607/6 "2009-03-24T18:43:59Z")
> [@mack](#): > > His parents wouldn’t let him do a knockoff of the [Uffington White Horse](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uffington_White_Horse) and he felt shafted. Surely that’s not the correct knockoff. His parents wouldn’t let him do this one: [Cerne Abbas Giant - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerne_Abbas_giant) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/60-foot-penis/490607/7 "2009-03-24T18:44:26Z")
Cerne Abbas called. He wants his equipment back. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/60-foot-penis/490607/8 "2009-03-24T18:57:16Z")
Does anyone else find it curious that and English guy would draw a picture of a \*circumsized \*penis? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/60-foot-penis/490607/9 "2009-03-24T19:04:17Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > Does anyone else find it curious that and English guy would draw a picture of a \*circumsized \*penis? You’re clearly not familiar with the fine and ancient British art of knob drawing. They always have a clear delineation between the shaft and the glans, and often “all spunk coming out”. (Plus, most people’s foreskin usually retracts when the old chap is in the erect position.) ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/60-foot-penis/490607/10 "2009-03-24T19:25:50Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > Does anyone else find it curious that and English guy would draw a picture of a \*circumsized \*penis? Maybe it is the world’s most whimsical Jewish conspiracy. 😃 (Riffs through _Protocols of Elders of Zion_ ) ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/60-foot-penis/490607/11 "2009-03-24T19:30:20Z")
Where else was I going to keep it? The basement and garage aren’t big enough. ---
**Author:** ![ryobserver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@ryobserver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ryobserver)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2009, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/60-foot-penis/490607/12 "2009-03-24T23:31:01Z")
> [@indian](#): > > on a [roof.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm)😛 Well I would hope it’s on a roof. It would hardly fit anywhere else.