# 600,000 names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/600-000-names/294763>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 16, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/600-000-names/294763 "2005-03-16T04:50:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/600-000-names/294763/21 "2005-03-18T09:43:01Z")

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I think that, instead of building war memorials for soldiers, we should build really big guns that surround our country. If a soldier dies, build another big gun turret and name it after him or her. If you wanna honor the memory of someone that wanted to defend their country… I’m just sayin’…

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