# Приколы нашего ф **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 19, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/644480 "2012-12-19T02:13:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/41 "2012-12-19T14:46:29Z")
If it contains beans, it’s not authentic prosbochka. ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/42 "2012-12-19T15:14:33Z")
Nm ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/43 "2012-12-19T15:23:47Z")
I think that’s something about plonning beeg trobble for Moose and Squirrel. But I could be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/44 "2012-12-19T16:44:57Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > If it contains beans, it’s not authentic prosbochka. What about beets? Where do we stand on beets? Sour cream? ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/45 "2012-12-19T17:40:15Z")
> [@Ximenean](#): > > I hope nobody’s going to do one of those “in Soviet Russia” jokes. I hate that. What does it even mean? It would be like Brits doing “Fork Handles” at every opportunity. It comes from one of Yakov Smirnoff’s runnng gags in the 80s, although he always just said “Russia”, as in “In America, there’s plenty of light beer and you always find a party. In Russia, Party will always find you.” Of course, now that there is no more Soviet Russia the jokes are kind of dated. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/46 "2012-12-19T18:10:21Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > What about beets? Where do we stand on beets? Sour cream? You don’t stand on beets and sour cream, silly. You eat them. ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/47 "2012-12-19T18:11:55Z")
> [@Pixiesnix](#): > > Gorbachev Sings Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks! Hooray! I think I love you. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/48 "2012-12-19T19:27:55Z")
> [@motobober](#): > > Вот Doesn’t he get points for honesty? ---
**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/49 "2012-12-19T19:48:46Z")
nот ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/50 "2012-12-19T20:19:05Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > You don’t stand on beets and sour cream, silly. You eat them. In your prosbochka? Ewwwww! ---
**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/51 "2012-12-19T21:17:04Z")
Эй, ребята! Что здесь происходит? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/52 "2012-12-19T21:22:14Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > I’ve forwarded them to **Marley** , since he’s got the finger of death around here. I thought was Deathpool Mistress **Baker** ---
**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/53 "2012-12-19T21:33:10Z")
> [@dorjän](#): > > Эй, ребята! Что здесь происходит? здесь народ на инглише общается, а так обычный форум. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/54 "2012-12-19T22:17:13Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Opus? Bill the Cat? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/55 "2012-12-20T16:04:07Z")
Huh. OP joined nearly two years ago and only posted _now?_ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/56 "2012-12-20T16:25:49Z")
Sleeper spam! ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/57 "2012-12-20T16:37:00Z")
Ya know, if you are going to post spoilers for Homeland, the least you could do would be to used encryption software. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/58 "2012-12-20T16:41:15Z")
> [@Katriona](#): > > Bill the Cat? Why bother? Those shiftless bastards will never pay it. ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/59 "2012-12-20T19:13:51Z")
мы работаем только на заводе-изготовителе 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t//644480/60 "2012-12-20T19:49:26Z")
> [@Sattua](#): > > The russians are coming! The russians are coming! Emergency! Everybody to get from street! Emergency! (Don’t tell them anything! He hasn’t even tortured you yet!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/644480.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/644480.md?page=4)