# 69 Every Single Morning **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 5, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697 "2004-03-05T14:19:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Macro\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Macro\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macro_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/1 "2004-03-05T14:19:12Z")
Never 71 degrees, never 68 degrees. According to the dipshit radio announcer, every morning it’s exactly 69 degrees outside. And it’s always said with a great deal of innuendo. I hate juvenile, dipshit radio announcers. Come up with fresh material please. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/2 "2004-03-05T14:21:01Z")
Let me guess: You listen to Classic Rock? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/3 "2004-03-05T14:25:41Z")
It could be worse. What if he said “OK campers rise and and shine, and don’t forget your booties because it’s COLD out there today.” ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/4 "2004-03-05T14:39:57Z")
That wouldn’t happen if you didn’t live in Los Angeles. If you lived in Baltimore, for example, he would be forced to say “it’s a beautiful sunny… oh, it’s Friday? Rain all day. And tomorrow. You poor miserable bastards.” ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/5 "2004-03-05T14:41:32Z")
I refuse to believe that I’m the only Doper here who is so corrupt and dirty-minded as to be misled by the title of the OP. ---
**Author:** ![pencilpusher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d6d6ee/32.png) [@pencilpusher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pencilpusher)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/6 "2004-03-05T14:42:08Z")
I’d LIKE 69 every mor… oh wait… you’re talking about the TEMP… um… never mind. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/7 "2004-03-05T14:48:03Z")
Most. Disappointing OP. Ever. Most. Misleading Title. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![NotMrKnowItAll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6bbea6/32.png) [@NotMrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotMrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/8 "2004-03-05T14:49:01Z")
Let me be the first to say that 69 in the morning just isn’t that great. My wife’s mouth is always too dry to finish, and mine is too. What? The Weather? Never Mind. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/9 "2004-03-05T15:05:25Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > Most. Disappointing OP. Ever. > > Most. Misleading Title. Ever. I’m so with you on that. The thread had me remembering a quote I heard from Suzanne Sommers on the Howard Stern show. Said having her lover’s cock in her mouth really helped her fall asleep. No wonder she was so popular. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/10 "2004-03-05T15:11:37Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > I refuse to believe that I’m the only Doper here who is so corrupt and dirty-minded as to be misled by the title of the OP. Nope. In fact, my first thought was, why is this guy complaining? Robin ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/11 "2004-03-05T15:47:35Z")
Our radio dj just says “It’s a good day for a blow job.” When it comes to that _point_, I think we should all be so _blunt_. ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/12 "2004-03-05T16:00:08Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > I refuse to believe that I’m the only Doper here who is so corrupt and dirty-minded as to be misled by the title of the OP. > > > [@MsRobyn](#): > > > > Nope. In fact, my first thought was, why is this guy complaining? > > > > Robin Thank you, **elucidator** and **MsRobyn**! I thought I was going to have to make another ‘Why is this in the Pit?’ post. Who needs a chicken in every pot if they’ve got 69 every morning? ‘69 Every Morning’ would make a great campaign slogan! ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/13 "2004-03-05T16:07:35Z")
> [@](#): > > ‘69 Every Morning’ would make a great campaign slogan! Shit, I’d vote for it! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/14 "2004-03-05T16:15:07Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > I refuse to believe that I’m the only Doper here who is so corrupt and dirty-minded as to be misled by the title of the OP. Nope. blahblah ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_With\_Words](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/weird_with_words/32/385_2.png) [@Weird\_With\_Words](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_With_Words)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/15 "2004-03-05T16:24:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Most. Disappointing OP. Ever. You think that’s bad? I had the even more dissapointing experience of counting one, two, three, _four_ posts after the OP before I found a member with a mind as sick as mine. And that turned out to be my _dad_. Not comforting. Heh. I just said “member”. > [@](#): > > The thread had me remembering a quote I heard from Suzanne Sommers on the Howard Stern show. Said having her lover’s cock in her mouth really helped her fall asleep. > > No wonder she was so popular. I hope she wasn’t prone to using an alarm clock. That’s a situation that calls for a _very_ gentle awakening. Also, perhaps I’m alone in this concern, but aren’t there people who eat in their sleep? On the other hand, it might take care of the snoring problem… (Man, this is just too easy.) ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/16 "2004-03-05T16:41:04Z")
Our dipshit morning announcers insist on ‘weather in a word’. “It’s 7 AM and weather in a word? Cold.” “It’s 9:15 and weather in a word? Nice.” This adds absolutely nothing to my understanding of the weather. “Nice” has almost no meaning anyway and no shit, it’s cold in January in the Northeast. If you must limit yourself, pick more interesting words. Here we go, courtesy of [thesaurus.com](http://thesaurus.com) cold: algid, arctic, below freezing, below zero, benumbed, biting, bitter, blasting, bleak, boreal, brisk, brumal, chill, chilled, cool, crisp, cutting, freezing, frigid, frore, frosty, frozen, gelid, glacial, hiemal, hyperborean (oo, good one!), icebox, iced, icy, inclement, intense, keen, nipping, nippy, numbed, numbing, one-dog night, penetrating, piercing, polar, raw, rimy, severe, sharp, shivery, sleety, snappy, snowy, stinging, wintry Take heed, XL 92.3 !!! ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/17 "2004-03-05T16:55:23Z")
> [@Jurph](#): > > That wouldn’t happen if you didn’t live in Los Angeles. If you lived in Baltimore, for example, he would be forced to say “it’s a beautiful sunny… oh, it’s Friday? Rain all day. And tomorrow. You poor miserable bastards.” Closely related to that is the following: “Clearing skies and warmer temperatures on Monday.” We actually get that one in L.A., too. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/18 "2004-03-05T17:33:00Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > It could be worse. What if he said “OK campers rise and and shine, and don’t forget your booties because it’s COLD out there today.” Tell me about it. It seems like my morning DJs say that same thing every fricking morning… o/~ doot doo…doot doo…doot doo…Babe…doot doo…doot doo…doot doo…o/~ ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/19 "2004-03-05T17:43:01Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > In fact, my first thought was, why is this guy complaining? Complaining? I thought he was boasting! ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/20 "2004-03-05T18:17:37Z")
Was anyone really misled by the title? Possibly I spend too long browsing the boards, but titles like “69 every single morning” scream “some sort of pun” - if the thread was actually about 69 every single morning I’d have guessed it’d be called “guess what we have for breakfast” or “I love him as much as he loves me” or some equal joke… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697.md?page=2)