# 69 Every Single Morning **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 5, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697 "2004-03-05T14:19:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/21 "2004-03-05T18:49:03Z")
> [@](#): > > ‘69 Every Morning’ would make a great campaign slogan! > [@scout1222](#): > > Shit, I’d vote for it! Yeah, lickity split. ---
**Author:** ![bafaa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@bafaa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bafaa)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/22 "2004-03-05T19:03:25Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > I’m so with you on that. > > The thread had me remembering a quote I heard from Suzanne Sommers on the Howard Stern show. Said having her lover’s cock in her mouth really helped her fall asleep. > > No wonder she was so popular. I think that was Jessica Hahn. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/23 "2004-03-05T19:09:15Z")
An oral compulsion can be a very endearing characteristic. Or so I’ve heard. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/24 "2004-03-05T19:16:16Z")
69: Breakfast of Champions. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/25 "2004-03-05T19:20:24Z")
Here’s me when I was single: & ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/26 "2004-03-05T19:22:06Z")
It could be worse. What if he said “OK campers rise and and shine, and don’t forget your booties because it’s COLD out there today.” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/27 "2004-03-05T19:22:35Z")
_sigh_ I miss the days when the symbol displayed the same as on the keyboard. ---
**Author:** ![NotMrKnowItAll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6bbea6/32.png) [@NotMrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotMrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/28 "2004-03-05T19:27:11Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > _sigh_ > > I miss the days when the symbol displayed the same as on the keyboard. 😕 The symbol on the 7 key of your keyboard is a little picture of a guy beating off? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/29 "2004-03-05T19:28:54Z")
It could be worse. What if he said “OK campers rise and and shine, and don’t forget your booties because it’s COLD out there today.” ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/30 "2004-03-05T19:35:34Z")
**ALL RIGHT, STOP IT!!** You all are cracking me up so much, that soon I’m going to have to explain to my coworkers what I’m laughing at. [sub]Hamlet, I’ve got my eye on you![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/31 "2004-03-05T19:36:25Z")
> [@rjung](#): > > Complaining? I thought he was boasting! in the Pit it’s complaining. Boasting would be in MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/32 "2004-03-05T19:48:20Z")
> [@NotMrKnowItAll](#): > > 😕 > > The symbol on the 7 key of your keyboard is a little picture of a guy beating off? Uh huh… and the one above the 2 is an “a” in a lttle hole. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/33 "2004-03-05T19:54:06Z")
It could be worse. What if he said “OK campers rise and and shine, and don’t forget your booties because it’s COLD out there today.” ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/34 "2004-03-05T22:51:34Z")
> [@Macro Man](#): > > I hate juvenile, dipshit radio announcers. Come up with fresh material please. And you’re still listening because…? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/35 "2004-03-05T23:22:10Z")
Reminds me of the lesbian carpentry collective: no studs, no nails, everything tongue and groove. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/36 "2004-03-06T00:18:19Z")
> [@Weird With Words](#): > > Also, perhaps I’m alone in this concern, but aren’t there people who eat in their sleep? > > On the other hand, it might take care of the snoring problem… (Man, this is just too easy.) Hey, I here there are people who grind their teeth in their sleep. Even worse than getting you tuchis caught in the crusher! ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/37 "2004-03-06T00:23:48Z")
It could be worse. What if he said “OK campers rise and and shine, and don’t forget your booties because it’s COLD out there today.” ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/38 "2004-03-06T04:49:13Z")
I live in Utah. There is a little town named Beaver. The weather announcer saying “Looks like there’ll be a little moisture down in the Beaver area, yuk yuk” was funny the first three dozen times. Now, I just want to stab the stereo with a sharp object, over and over and over. . . . ---
**Author:** ![htns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba8739/32.png) [@htns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/htns)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/39 "2004-03-06T05:30:09Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Yeah, lickity split. That would be how lesbians do 69 in the morning. 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Macro\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Macro\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macro_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2004, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/40 "2004-03-07T01:26:55Z")
> [@Shade](#): > > Was anyone really misled by the title? Possibly I spend too long browsing the boards, but titles like “69 every single morning” scream “some sort of pun” - if the thread was actually about 69 every single morning I’d have guessed it’d be called “guess what we have for breakfast” or “I love him as much as he loves me” or some equal joke… The title was definitely tongue in cheek… hehehe [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697.md?page=3)