# 69 Every Single Morning

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 5, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697 "2004-03-05T14:19:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Macro\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Macro\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macro_Man)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2004, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/41 "2004-03-07T01:28:00Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> And you’re still listening because…?

I’m in Dallas, and the DJ in question just does bumpers for the Howard Stern Show…

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/42 "2004-03-07T23:52:32Z")

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Well, if Stern’s right, he’s gonna get bumped off the air for daring to speak out against George W. Bush, so that’ll solve your problem! 😃

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/43 "2004-03-08T02:00:10Z")

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> [@don't ask](#):
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> It could be worse. What if he said “OK campers rise and and shine, and don’t forget your booties because it’s COLD out there today.”

> [@Hamlet](#):
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> It could be worse. What if he said “OK campers rise and and shine, and don’t forget your booties because it’s COLD out there today.”

> [@andros](#):
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> It could be worse. What if he said “OK campers rise and and shine, and don’t forget your booties because it’s COLD out there today.”

Then put your little hand in mine, there ain’t no hill or mountain we can’t climb…

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/44 "2004-03-08T02:21:09Z")

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Send in…the clones. There must be…clones…

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/45 "2004-03-08T17:45:29Z")

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Personally, I’ve had my Phil of “Groundhog Day” jokes! 😃

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**Author:** ![flood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@flood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flood)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/69-every-single-morning/232697/46 "2004-03-08T20:29:00Z")

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> Most. Disappointing OP. Ever.
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> Most. Misleading Title. Ever.

Seriously, this is the third thread title I’ve been misled by. #1 was [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=243767) one, #2 was [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=243415) one and #3 was this thread. I should start my own Pit thread about misleading Pit thread titles and top it off with a misleading title of my own.

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