# 7-11 Conversion Attempt **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-11-conversion-attempt/298879 "2005-04-12T00:25:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-11-conversion-attempt/298879/61 "2005-04-25T13:20:16Z")
> [@boofuu](#): > > One sticks his foot in the doorjamb! to continue talking. At that point I would have screamed bloody murder and threatened to call the police to report a breaking and entering crime in progress. Yeesh! What a couple of a-holes! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Boods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Ms\_Boods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Boods)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-11-conversion-attempt/298879/62 "2005-04-25T22:03:52Z")
I knew a Methodist minister who used to look forward to Jehovah’s Witnesses popping by on boring Saturday afternoons. And I once had a Hare Krishna in Covent Garden give _me_ money after a bit of a conversation with him. ---
**Author:** ![EarthStone777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@EarthStone777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EarthStone777)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-11-conversion-attempt/298879/63 "2005-05-23T16:42:04Z")
> [@Iacob\_Matthew](#): > > “I can tell by the look in your eyes that you’re wondering what my cum tastes like.” 5 years of lurking and that’s the first time I’ve had to dry my monitor off! (fortunately it was only water) My answer to the question “Do you belive in god?” asked by a SO’s mother was _Which one?_ I then proceded to rattle off a list of religions. That shut her up. When I was in college, many years ago, I worked at a coffee shop with a friend named Steve. He was constantly having attractive women come up to him and give him their phone number wanting him to call them for a date. He must have dated 2 dozen women in the two years we worked together. During that time, I was constantly having attractive women come up to me and… ask me to bible study. 😕 Did I _look_ like I needed to be saved or something? ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-11-conversion-attempt/298879/64 "2005-05-23T22:19:16Z")
Dude, I thought you knew that “bible study” was code for panty fillow fight? ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-11-conversion-attempt/298879/65 "2005-05-24T16:47:58Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > …“Good Indian girls don’t smoke.” > > I just looked at him, baffled, before I said, “They’re not for me.” To this day I wish I’d lit one up, asked for a Hustler, and put a case of beer on the counter as well. Or you could have just said, “But bad Indian girls are much more fun.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-11-conversion-attempt/298879/66 "2005-05-24T16:58:06Z")
> [@David Simmons](#): > > At least you could escape. Imagine the terror when the guy next to you in a DC-10 for a 5-1/2 hour flight to Chicago turns to you and says, “Have you been saved?” Happened to me once. My response was “Yes, but I only got 2 1/2 percent interest.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-11-conversion-attempt/298879.md?page=3)