# 7-Day Masturbation Tease and Denial Task **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 21, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951 "2014-05-21T18:59:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/1 "2014-05-21T18:59:09Z")
For the next 7 days you are not to cum (or orgasm). For the first 5 days, you will edge every other hour except for at work/school and sleep. You will also edge right before sleeping and right after waking up. You are also to do 3 minutes of any other sexual stimulation of your choice (for example, nipple play) every hour (same restrictions apply). Each missed edging session is 10 rubber band snaps on each of your nipples and each missed nipple play session is 3 snaps on each nipple. After 5 days, you will enter a 2-day abstinence period in which you are not to touch yourself sexually in anyway. Then you may cum. What do you think? Doable? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/2 "2014-05-21T19:08:25Z")
This is a game? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/3 "2014-05-21T19:08:51Z")
Has there ever been a thread of this nature on the SDMB besides this one? (An actual thread, I mean–not just one poster’s attempt to start one). ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/4 "2014-05-21T19:13:17Z")
I have an alternative, OP: For the next seven days, you are not to post (or start a thread). For the first five days, you will place your fingers on the keyboard while looking at the new post screen, but not post. Do this every othe hour, except for at work/school and sleep. You will also do this right before sleeping and right after waking up. You are also to do three minutes of composing prospective posts for the SDMB, every hour–but you must permanently delete them. Each missed edging session adds up to a required additional two percent to all tips every time you have a pizza delivered for the next year. Same goes for missed post-deleting sessions.\* After five days, you will enter a two day abstinence session, during which you may not navigate to the SDMB website for any reason whatsoever. Then you may post. What do you think? Doable? \*If this is too severe a punishment for you due to religious or political considerations, you may instead declaw a single claw from a single cat, by hand. Pics or it didn’t happen. ---
**Author:** ![Oliveritaly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oliveritaly/32/15233_2.png) [@Oliveritaly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oliveritaly)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/5 "2014-05-21T19:17:18Z")
You’ll sober up soon. It’s ok. Drink water. Lots of water. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/6 "2014-05-21T19:17:39Z")
I thought this was the Straight Dope forums, not the Penthouse Forums. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/7 "2014-05-21T19:17:41Z")
You changed your handle \*before \*posting this? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/8 "2014-05-21T19:21:28Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > You changed your handle \*before \*posting this? That was my initial reaction as well… “you got a brand new shiny handle and this is what you do with it?” ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/9 "2014-05-21T19:21:48Z")
Before making judgement, I think we should see what **Doable** has to say. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/10 "2014-05-21T19:24:00Z")
I don’t think we can help you here. It would be better for you to ask all the kids at your school. ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/11 "2014-05-21T19:26:25Z")
**Frylock** : perfect. Now, if only he would do it… ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/12 "2014-05-21T19:28:47Z")
> [@R3d\_Anonymous](#): > > For the next 7 days you are not to cum (or orgasm). > > For the first 5 days, you will edge every other hour except for at work/school and sleep. You will also edge right before sleeping and right after waking up. > > You are also to do 3 minutes of any other sexual stimulation of your choice (for example, nipple play) every hour (same restrictions apply). > > Each missed edging session is 10 rubber band snaps on each of your nipples and each missed nipple play session is 3 snaps on each nipple. > > After 5 days, you will enter a 2-day abstinence period in which you are not to touch yourself sexually in anyway. > > Then you may cum. > > What do you think? Doable? You sound like you’re 13 and you’re finally starting to get bored with jerking off 4 times a day. Careful, after a week of not spanking it, you might end up putting a hole in the ceiling. ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/13 "2014-05-21T19:33:01Z")
I got this from getDare. This is actually one of the easier tease and denial tasks recommended for beginners. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/14 "2014-05-21T19:34:07Z")
I’m out! ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/15 "2014-05-21T19:36:47Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > You changed your handle \*before \*posting this? Old quoted text is forever- no one really changes their handle, man… ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/16 "2014-05-21T19:41:13Z")
> [@R3d\_Anonymous](#): > > I got this from getDare. This is actually one of the easier tease and denial tasks recommended for beginners. What conclusion are you hoping or expecting us to draw from these statements? ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/17 "2014-05-21T19:42:59Z")
> [@Frylock](#): > > What conclusion are you hoping or expecting us to draw from these statements? What conclusion _do_ you draw? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/18 "2014-05-21T19:58:20Z")
😕 I thought the game was to _not_ come to any conclusion. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/19 "2014-05-21T20:08:41Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > 😕 > > I thought the game was to _not_ come to any conclusion. > > 😉 Good one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/20 "2014-05-21T20:12:37Z")
> [@R3d\_Anonymous](#): > > What conclusion _do_ you draw? None of the conclusions I can draw from it seem very relevant. This is why I asked you the question–so you could draw my attention to what you were thinking is relevant in your statement about the source of the OP. Otherwise I’m at a loss. I don’t know why you thought it relevant to tell us where you got the challenge from, or that it was listed as an easy challenge. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951.md?page=2)