# 7-Day Masturbation Tease and Denial Task **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 21, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951 "2014-05-21T18:59:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/21 "2014-05-21T20:20:21Z")
Guys, let’s all do it! ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/22 "2014-05-21T20:22:02Z")
Seems like an unpleasant way to spend a week. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/23 "2014-05-21T20:22:25Z")
> [@R3d\_Anonymous](#): > > I got this from getDare. This is actually one of the easier tease and denial tasks recommended for beginners. Beginners at what? Sounds like a messy meeting room… ---
**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/24 "2014-05-21T20:27:04Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > I’m out! No longer the master of your own domain? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/25 "2014-05-21T20:38:08Z")
Who has time for this nonsense? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/26 "2014-05-21T20:38:24Z")
That’s ok, I’ll just have sex instead of masturbating. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/27 "2014-05-21T20:44:41Z")
What the hell does ‘edge every other hour’ mean? ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/28 "2014-05-21T20:49:39Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > What the hell does ‘edge every other hour’ mean? Bring yourself very close to an orgasm and then stop stimulation so you don’t cum. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/29 "2014-05-21T20:51:35Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > What the hell does ‘edge every other hour’ mean? I’ll tell you in a week. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/30 "2014-05-21T21:15:13Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > That’s ok, I’ll just have sex instead of masturbating. It’s still masturbation if it’s a cantaloupe. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/31 "2014-05-21T21:25:44Z")
> [@R3d\_Anonymous](#): > > Bring yourself very close to an orgasm and then stop stimulation so you don’t cum. … I still don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/32 "2014-05-21T21:28:23Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > … I still don’t get it. I don’t think the point of any part of this proposal has been explained. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/33 "2014-05-21T21:33:56Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > Beginners at what? Sounds like a messy meeting room… And a very sad one, too. ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/34 "2014-05-21T21:55:47Z")
I have tried a couple times and failed after several edges but I am going to keep trying until I get it. I had one edge in the morning and then one after school. I had a violin lesson so I had to miss one edge. My next edge is in 65 minutes. The blue balls aren’t so bad. I feel slight discomfort down there but nothing too bad and all easily bearable. The reason I posted this in The Game Room is it’s a game of self-control. On getDare, if you fail, you’re supposed to ask for punishments (which I am not going to list - go to the site yourself). But that’s only for dares. This is just training. Like I said, this is just preparation for the real stuff which can be much more difficult (people are doing thousands of edges and still getting denied). They say, until you can follow this regimen for three consecutive weeks, you’re not ready for the actual tease and denial tasks that they do and assign (Which can last up to a few months if you are really serious). Think of it as your first day in boot camp (or week rather). ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/35 "2014-05-21T22:07:21Z")
> [@R3d\_Anonymous](#): > > For the next 7 days you are not to cum (or orgasm). > > For the first 5 days, you will edge every other hour except for at work/school and sleep. You will also edge right before sleeping and right after waking up. > > You are also to do 3 minutes of any other sexual stimulation of your choice (for example, nipple play) every hour (same restrictions apply). > > Each missed edging session is 10 rubber band snaps on each of your nipples and each missed nipple play session is 3 snaps on each nipple. > > After 5 days, you will enter a 2-day abstinence period in which you are not to touch yourself sexually in anyway. > > Then you may cum. I don’t have to call you Mistress Anonymous, do I? Because that’s a deal breaker for me. ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/36 "2014-05-21T22:07:23Z")
> [@Frylock](#): > > I have an alternative, OP: > > For the next seven days, you are not to post (or start a thread). > > For the first five days, you will place your fingers on the keyboard while looking at the new post screen, but not post. Do this every othe hour, except for at work/school and sleep. You will also do this right before sleeping and right after waking up. > > You are also to do three minutes of composing prospective posts for the SDMB, every hour–but you must permanently delete them. > > Each missed edging session adds up to a required additional two percent to all tips every time you have a pizza delivered for the next year. Same goes for missed post-deleting sessions.\* > > After five days, you will enter a two day abstinence session, during which you may not navigate to the SDMB website for any reason whatsoever. > > Then you may post. > > What do you think? Doable? > > \*If this is too severe a punishment for you due to religious or political considerations, you may instead declaw a single claw from a single cat, by hand. Pics or it didn’t happen. Good analogy. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/37 "2014-05-21T22:08:04Z")
On that note… _unsubscribing from thread_ ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/38 "2014-05-21T22:09:55Z")
You guys are all making me laugh really hard. Thanks. 😃 PS: it’s not really that bad. It is for the first few minutes after an edge but then it’s not that bad. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/39 "2014-05-21T22:10:55Z")
I want to say “What. The. Fuck.” but that phrase seems rather contrary to the point of the exercise, one would think. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/40 "2014-05-21T22:49:38Z")
> [@R3d\_Anonymous](#): > > You guys are all making me laugh really hard. Thanks. 😃 I read this as “You guys are making me really hard” and on that note I think I’ll bow out of this thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951.md?page=3)