# 7-Day Masturbation Tease and Denial Task **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [May 21, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951 "2014-05-21T18:59:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/41 "2014-05-21T22:51:21Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > I read this as “You guys are making me really hard” and on that note I think I’ll bow out of this thread. Well the guy hasn’t masturbated in, like, a week. Allowances have to be made. ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/42 "2014-05-21T22:55:10Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Well the guy hasn’t masturbated in, like, a week. Allowances have to be made. Like I said, I failed the last couple times so so far, I haven’t came in 18 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/43 "2014-05-21T22:59:34Z")
> [@R3d\_Anonymous](#): > > This is just training. Like I said, this is just preparation for the real stuff which can be much more difficult (people are doing thousands of edges and still getting denied). > > They say, until you can follow this regimen for three consecutive weeks, you’re not ready for the actual tease and denial tasks that they do and assign (Which can last up to a few months if you are really serious). So, if you enjoyed your really unpleasant week, you can have more unpleasant months. Is this fun? Does it make you a better person? A better lover? What are we trying to accomplish here? Why not just say “arrange three pens on your desk at right angles, and move 45 degrees clockwise every 56 minutes” The whole thing seems completely pointless and time consuming. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/44 "2014-05-21T23:02:46Z")
The OP sounds like a way to take something fun and making it into a tedious, boring, odious chore and lead you to hate it. No thanks. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/45 "2014-05-21T23:03:30Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > So, if you enjoyed your really unpleasant week, you can have more unpleasant months. Is this fun? Does it make you a better person? A better lover? What are we trying to accomplish here? Why not just say “arrange three pens on your desk at right angles, and move 45 degrees clockwise every 56 minutes” The whole thing seems completely pointless and time consuming. I agree. I was going to post just a one-word response to this thread: WHY? ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/46 "2014-05-21T23:22:03Z")
18 whole hours!!! For your age that must be world record. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/47 "2014-05-21T23:32:22Z")
> [@R3d\_Anonymous](#): > > For the next 7 days you are not to cum (or orgasm). > > For the first 5 days, you will edge every other hour except for at work/school and sleep. You will also edge right before sleeping and right after waking up. > > You are also to do 3 minutes of any other sexual stimulation of your choice (for example, nipple play) every hour (same restrictions apply). > > Each missed edging session is 10 rubber band snaps on each of your nipples and each missed nipple play session is 3 snaps on each nipple. > > After 5 days, you will enter a 2-day abstinence period in which you are not to touch yourself sexually in anyway. > > Then you may cum. > > What do you think? Doable? > [@R3d\_Anonymous](#): > > Bring yourself very close to an orgasm and then stop stimulation so you don’t cum. What the fuck would I do that for? There have been many times in my life when I have judged something to be the stupidest thing that I had ever heard. The bar has been raised. Speaking of raised, I believe I’m late for an appointment. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/48 "2014-05-21T23:51:11Z")
On the plus side, this game reminded me of the mildly amusing Creepypasta [How to Play Alone](http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/How_to_Play_Alone) I have to say, it really brings to mind this entry: > [@](#): > > Chapter 06: Lose > This game is never to be played. > > Do not begin this game. If you begin this game, you will fail. If you continue this game beyond the beginning, everyone will fail. > > If you begin this game, there is no way to end it. > > The game is now over. Nobody wins. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/49 "2014-05-21T23:53:24Z")
This isn’t so much a “dare” as it is an “S&M lifestyle sex game.” Perhaps you meant to post this over on FetLife? I think you’d get a more… let’s call it “enthusiastic” response over there. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/50 "2014-05-22T00:03:02Z")
“…edge?” 😕 ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/51 "2014-05-22T00:28:54Z")
I have to study for an exam and I wasn’t able to edge earlier. I’ll just make them up before I go to sleep (so 2 edges to make up + 1 standard edge before bed = 3 edges before sleeping), as well as the missed nipple play sessions. Let’s hope I can at least get to tomorrow (though, I will keep trying to go on as long as I can) - I am slowly building my endurance so I am cool with messing up a lot before I actually make it to 7 days as long as I am making progress. ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/52 "2014-05-22T00:36:24Z")
Can we get some clarification on how old the OP purports to be? Because it’s getting gross. Maybe if he says it’s homework they’ll finally decide to shut it down. ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/53 "2014-05-22T00:38:18Z")
Alright, alright, I will stop updating until I actually make it to 7 days. Sorry, it’s just what they do over at getDare (post personal updates every few hours). For the record, **Erdosain** , I am 16 years old. ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/54 "2014-05-22T01:00:00Z")
Gross. Why is this thread still open? ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/55 "2014-05-22T01:09:09Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > This isn’t so much a “dare” as it is an “S&M lifestyle sex game.” Thank you. This guy gets it. That’s why I posted this in “The Game Room”. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951/56 "2014-05-22T01:34:08Z")
> [@R3d\_Anonymous](#): > > Alright, alright, I will stop updating until I actually make it to 7 days. Sorry, it’s just what they do over at getDare (post personal updates every few hours). > > For the record, **Erdosain** , I am 16 years old. I’m closing this thread for a few reasons, but mainly because you’re an underage (in the US) poster posting about sexually explicit material and that goes too far. I left it open for a bit because the replies were funny and amusing, but it’s seemed to run its course now and not really something that is appropriate for this forum. As for future sharing of this on here, file it under a “What on earth are you thinking?/Not a good of idea as you think it is, sorry.” rule and don’t make it again. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-day-masturbation-tease-and-denial-task/688951.md?page=2)