# 7 Deadly Sins...Your Fave?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 11, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531 "2001-04-11T00:22:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531/41 "2001-04-14T18:44:09Z")

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Pride. The others I can keep under control. But my vanity has been my most faithful companion.

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531/42 "2001-04-14T18:46:36Z")

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The above from Nym, of course, was my post. Even at someone else’s house, I expect all of the profile settings to be mine.

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531/43 "2001-04-14T19:22:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by manhattan \*  
> \*\*Golf isn’t one of them? Woohoo! \*\*

The only legimate use for golf courses is sneaking in late on Dec. 24th to chop down a contraband Christmas tree.

Golf is a maddening non-sport that manages to mix perfectly good sins and _make them boring_. Think about it: pride, envy, sloth (motorized carts?!) and lust. Grrrr.

My sin? (Not the perfume. The only sin is wearing it; the stuff smells like Eau de Bangkok Cathouse.)

**Sloth.** Sloth has gotten an undeservedly bad rep. Slothful folks don’t start wars, pitch hissy fits over politics, religion, etc, chase other people’s spouses, etc. Don’t _achieve_ much either but very inoffensive in a blobbish way.

Blinking in the sunshine and yawning,  
Veb

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531/44 "2001-04-14T22:19:40Z")

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Gluttony- check  
Avarice- yup  
Sloth- \<looking around\> popcorn, past and a well used couch… unh-huh  
Lust- Nope, _never_  
Pride- I’m proud of this one.  
Wrath- Screw you, I’ll enjoy whatever I want!  
Envy- This one is actually the only one I can say, seriously, NO, to. The bonus of price, averice and gluttony is that I do what I want and want for very little.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531/45 "2001-04-14T23:14:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TVeblen \*  
> \*\* Golf is a maddening non-sport that manages to mix perfectly good sins and _make them boring_. Think about it: pride, envy, sloth (motorized carts?!) and lust. \*\*

Heh. The two I experience most often on the course are envy (how does Tiger _do_ that?) and wrath (_plop_ Goddam it! _plop_ Goddam it!).

Lust on the course is for teenagers. I think more people have lost their virginity on a 16th green somewhere than in all the cars of the world.

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**Author:** ![karalynne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a4c791/32.png) [@karalynne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karalynne)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531/46 "2001-04-14T23:32:57Z")

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I would have to say that pride interests me the most. I enjoy watching people who are proud and have nothing to be proud about. Hey, it beats watching the cows graze.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531/47 "2001-04-15T07:46:52Z")

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> **Originally posted by me**  
> Sloth- \<looking around\> popcorn, [i\pasta\* and a well used couch… unh-huh

Yet I have enough energy after leaving the bars _early_ (they close at 4 here), to correct my fuck-up!

Man, the lust was in overdrive tonight. I would like to connonize whome ever invented those strappy backed blouses women wear along with the “ass-pants.” You know what I’m talking about, those wonderful black pants women are wearing these days that just hug the ass so terrificly…\<sigh\>

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531/48 "2001-04-15T08:53:58Z")

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Kee-ryst! Make that “I would like to cannonize whom ever invented those strappy backed blouses”

All the other typos are just drunken babbling, so read through, thanks.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531/49 "2001-04-15T12:15:35Z")

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Do I even have to say it?  
Lust!  
Although i have partook in gluttenous lust as well…you know as in:

More More MORE! Don’t you DARE stop now! Deeper,harder,keep licking there with MORE pressure!

::goes to take cold shower since it’s too early to call the fuckbuddy::

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531/50 "2001-04-16T11:09:49Z")

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Gluttony.

When I first found out about roman vomitoriums, I thought, “That’s a really good idea…”. Think about it: How great would it be to just continually gorge yourself on your favorite foods for hours and hours? I’m salivating just imagining it.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531/51 "2001-04-16T12:30:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zoggie \*  
> \*\*Oh, Annie, wrath is very fun. Haven’t you seen/read The Shining? 😛 \*\*

Right author, wrong book. When I get angry with someone, it’s more like “Carrie.” Get me mad, and you will need a doctor for some bizarre accident or medical problem, and I am not joking. People who piss me off have had everything from broken hips to hemmoroid operations within the week!

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531/52 "2001-04-16T20:34:06Z")

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Well, still, very fun.

Come on where are all you envy-lovers? Those who like to covet others? We’ve had gluttons, and sloths, and lust-lovers, and those who adore pride, as well as a few wraths.

You’re out there, aren’t you? Well stop lurking and post, damnit. Everyone’s jealous sometimes. Except me, as I’m too proud. (Kidding, kidding…)

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**Author:** ![SuperNelson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@SuperNelson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNelson)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-deadly-sins-your-fave/61531/53 "2001-04-16T22:44:13Z")

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Check out [http://www.dumbentia.com/body\_sins.html](http://www.dumbentia.com/body_sins.html)

It’s a parody of those annoying office motivational posters, based on the seven deadly sins.

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