# 7 Jan 2021 and beyond - the aftermath of the storming of the Capitol

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [January 8, 2021, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020 "2021-01-08T10:28:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2509 "2021-12-01T03:26:02Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> Apparently he still doesn’t understand how a plea bargain works — or that the tactics used by Trump aren’t going to work for him.

‘I had my fingers crossed!’

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2510 "2021-12-01T05:22:58Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> Apparently he still doesn’t understand how a plea bargain works — or that the tactics used by Trump aren’t going to work for him.

He doesn’t understand how _anything_ works. But what he did do was fire the lawyers that negotiated his plea deal and hire [Kyle Rittenhouse’s lawyer.](https://sports.yahoo.com/qanon-shaman-hires-rittenhouse-lawyer-002409525.html)

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2511 "2021-12-01T05:47:21Z")

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I got one too, [poor baby changed his mind](https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/2021/11/30/q-shaman-jacob-chansley-prepares-appeal-new-lawyer/8808129002/) and doesn’t understand why he doesn’t get take backies.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2512 "2021-12-01T06:54:11Z")

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> [@squeegee](#):
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> He doesn’t understand how _anything_ works. But what he did do was fire the lawyers that negotiated his plea deal and hire [Kyle Rittenhouse’s lawyer.](https://sports.yahoo.com/qanon-shaman-hires-rittenhouse-lawyer-002409525.html)

Ya know what the man _really_ doesn’t understand? That attorneys have their own agendas too.

Truly hope this turns out badly for Shaman-laman-ding-dong.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2513 "2021-12-01T09:40:24Z")

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But he’s so smart! Even his former attorney thinks so!

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> “Mr. Chansley is an extremely smart man, very intelligent, if not savant-like, and I sincerely wish him all the best in his life,” Watkins said Monday.

[https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/64299445.jpg](https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/64299445.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2514 "2021-12-01T11:23:26Z")

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He mouthed the word “idiot” before audibly saying “savant.”

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2515 "2021-12-01T12:01:55Z")

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Now that’s talent!

> **[Actor charged in riot almost talked way into staying in jail](https://apnews.com/article/florida-united-states-capitol-siege-michael-jackson-14dde4d4b90f9c64b022d0b4ec77ce9b)**
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> An actor charged with storming the U.S. Capitol as a member of the far-right Oath Keepers militia group nearly talked his way into remaining in jail after a judge heard on Monday that the Florida man was challenging the court's authority over him.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2516 "2021-12-01T20:03:51Z")

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Another SovCitz (or SovCitz-adjacent). Yeesh.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2517 "2021-12-01T21:30:30Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> Butthurt Q Shaman appealing his plea bargained sentence. Apparently he still doesn’t understand how a plea bargain

I had a client who got 4 years on a deal where he could have received 20 years or more. He was still pissed off, and filed a motion to withdraw his plea, claiming he was coerced by the judge (which was partially accurate). The prosecutor called his bluff and said they would join his motion, but without the deal he’d be facing 20 years again. My former client withdrew his motion.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2518 "2021-12-03T15:23:09Z")

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Pass the popcorn…

> **[House probe will hold public hearings in 2022 detailing Jan. 6 Capitol riot...](https://www.cnbc.com/2021/12/02/jan-6-probe-will-detail-capitol-riot-and-trump-white-house-response-in-public-hearings.html)**
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> Republican Rep. Liz Cheney said the investigators of the pro-Trump riot will conduct "multiple weeks" of hearings in 2022, a crucial midterm election year.

> The House panel investigating the deadly invasion of the U.S. Capitol aims to hold lengthy public hearings next year detailing “in vivid color” the events of Jan. 6, both at the Capitol and in former President Donald Trump’s White House, Rep. Liz Cheney, R-Wyo., said Thursday.
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> Cheney, the vice chair of the select committee and one of its two Republican members, said the panel aims to conduct “multiple weeks of public hearings” sometime in 2022, a year of crucial midterm elections where the GOP hopes to retake majority control of at least one chamber of Congress…

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2519 "2021-12-03T18:00:00Z")

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This one is a few days old, but it made my day.

Finally, some indication that federal law enforcement is taking an interest in prosecuting someone beyond the idiots that served as cannon fodder for the Stop The Steal grift.

> **[Prosecutors demanded records of Sidney Powell’s fundraising groups as part of...](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/11/30/sidney-powell-defend-the-republic-criminal-probe/)**
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> A subpoena issued by the U.S. Attorney’s Office in D.C. sought communications and other documents related to fundraising and accounting by Defending the Republic.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2520 "2021-12-04T09:44:54Z")

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Just a family outing eh:

> **[Prosecutors: Couple had 14-year-old 'in tow' at Capitol riot](https://apnews.com/article/capitol-siege-north-carolina-nancy-pelosi-92f9c563bad33c0741cb0d988bfaf756)**
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> Federal prosecutors said Thursday that a North Carolina woman deserves a prison sentence for bringing her 14-year-old child into the U.S. Capitol during the Jan.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2521 "2021-12-04T16:44:25Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Pass the popcorn…

I don’t think I’ve eagerly anticipated a viewing spectacle so much, since Lord of the Rings came out.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2522 "2021-12-04T16:58:42Z")

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Weeks of public hearings “in vivid color” would likely make Republicans look very very bad, leading to electoral advantages for Democrats in November, ya think? Why is Liz Cheney all excited about that?

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2523 "2021-12-04T17:00:39Z")

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Because she was banished from the Republican party in Wyoming.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2524 "2021-12-04T17:02:59Z")

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She could be saying “Fuck me?? Fuck YOU!”

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2525 "2021-12-04T17:06:30Z")

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> [@Si\_Amigo](#):
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> Because she was banished from the Republican party in Wyoming.

So is she on a Trump-like revenge swing? As already noted elsewhere on this Board, she’s still a hard-core Conservative and no ally of liberals or Democrats.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2526 "2021-12-04T17:12:39Z")

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And yet she is serving on a Democrats committee. A flying finger in the face of Trump Rebublicans. The enemy of my enemy can be a friend type of relationship. Its called politics.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2527 "2021-12-04T17:30:30Z")

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Cheney could even, just possibly, have some principles; and have decided that a principled conservative needs, right now, on this particular subject, to be working with the Democrats even if she still disagrees with them on too many subjects to become one.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/2528 "2021-12-04T17:33:07Z")

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Or she is just looking at it like a trader and seeing where there is an arbitrage position in her market. If 90% are betting A, and you think B is more likely, go all in on B.

And in this case it’s an easy decision as she will likely outlive Trump.

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