# 7 Jan 2021 and beyond - the aftermath of the storming of the Capitol

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [January 8, 2021, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020 "2021-01-08T10:28:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2022, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3550 "2022-09-16T17:06:37Z")

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It’s also worth noting that Paul Huck, Jr. is married to one of the judges on the Eleventh Circuit. The court where the ruling will be appealed, assuming that’s the route DOJ takes.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2022, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3551 "2022-09-16T17:30:20Z")

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Geez Louise… 🤦🏽‍♀️

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3552 "2022-09-27T16:17:03Z")

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And yet another one has moved from the “fuck around” to the “find out” phase.

> **[Lebanon man guilty of assaulting D.C. officers on Jan. 6](https://www.pressherald.com/2022/09/27/federal-judge-finds-lebanon-man-guilty-of-assaulting-d-c-officers-on-jan-6/)**
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> A federal judge found Kyle Fitzsimons guilty on all 11 charges, including assaulting at least three law enforcement officers on Jan. 6, 2021. He will be sentenced in February.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3553 "2022-09-27T18:37:21Z")

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Why so long between verdict and sentencing? Although I suppose as long as he’s sitting in jail awaiting sentencing, it really doesn’t matter.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3554 "2022-09-28T01:27:27Z")

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It’s normal in the federal criminal system that after conviction/guilty plea the Pretrial Services department will research the defendant’s life, work history, criminal past; speak to the defendant him/herself, family, friends, associates; develop an understanding of the person; apply the Sentencing Guidelines to come up with a numerical score that determines the recommended range of time to be served. Then there’ll be a hearing before the trial judge where prosecution and defense can make their arguments for an appropriate sentence, and the judge will study all this and decide its length, as well as any fines/restitution if appropriate and post-release conditions of Probation supervision.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3555 "2022-09-28T08:00:05Z")

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Seriously, what is it with all the Kyles?

[https://edition.cnn.com/2022/09/27/politics/kyle-young-assault-michael-fanone-january-6/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/2022/09/27/politics/kyle-young-assault-michael-fanone-january-6/index.html)

Although I suppose there are worse names to have than “Kyle”…

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> One of Young’s co-defendants, Albuquerque Head, also pleaded guilty to the assault and will be sentenced in late October.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3556 "2022-09-28T08:50:43Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Seriously, what is it with all the Kyles? -

Just normal fluctuation of name popularity. Anyone who works with kids(or any specific age group) will see this constantly.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3557 "2022-09-28T17:46:01Z")

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And in the Senate:

> **[McConnell endorses bipartisan bill to prevent another Jan. 6](https://www.aol.com/news/mcconnell-endorses-bipartisan-bill-prevent-202246395.html)**
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> The Senate Republican leader said he will "proudly support" the package negotiated by a bipartisan group in the chamber, very likely assuring its passage.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3558 "2022-10-03T17:32:36Z")

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oath keepers trial starts today.

from cnn:

The Justice Department’s opening statement featured messages and other communications among the defendants that prosecutors say show the Oath Keepers’ unlawful plotting to disrupt Congress’ certification of President Joe Biden’s electoral win. As the prosecutors sought to use the words of the defendants against them, they also played video capturing the Oath Keepers’ actions in the Capitol and displayed maps and charts to help the jury follow along.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3559 "2022-10-03T20:52:28Z")

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Does eyepatch guy talk like I hope he does? Yarr!

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3560 "2022-10-03T22:22:58Z")

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I imagine him sounding exactly like Alex Jones.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3561 "2022-10-04T00:03:12Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Does eyepatch guy talk like I hope he does? Yarr!

You know how he lost his eye, right?

He dropped his gun and shot his eye out.

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3562 "2022-10-04T00:59:17Z")

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Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle, right?

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3563 "2022-10-04T00:59:48Z")

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LOL, I wondered how long it would take. 😉

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3564 "2022-10-04T01:02:34Z")

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I don’t post often, but I mean it was just sitting there for the taking for more than an hour… 🤪

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3565 "2022-10-04T01:04:27Z")

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It was, it was!! I’m glad you picked it up!!

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3566 "2022-10-05T16:52:17Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> I’m glad you picked it up!!

Me, too, but now put it back down again!

Before you…

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2022, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3567 "2022-10-05T17:13:25Z")

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Shoot your eye out…

(hey, someone had to do it)

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2022, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3568 "2022-10-10T16:34:17Z")

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Also posted in the Schadenfreude thread in the Pit:

CBS has just released audio recorded by police officer Michael Fanone, who tried to prevent the January Insurrection. This audio was recorded at a meeting in June between members of Congress and officers & family of 1/6 police; it highlights Kevin McCarthy attempting to downplay the insurrection.

> **[Newly released audio shows when GOP leaders met with Jan. 6 officers](https://www.cbsnews.com/video/newly-released-audio-shows-when-gop-leaders-met-with-jan-6-officers/)**
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> A new audio recording released first to CBS News reveals GOP leadership meeting with officers attacked at the Capitol on January 6. The release in former D.C. police officer Michael Fanone's new book comes as the House select committee prepares for...

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2022, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/3569 "2022-10-12T19:57:28Z")

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Also of interest:

> **[Oath Keeper testifies about massive gun pile stashed in hotel on the eve of...](https://www.aol.com/news/oath-keeper-testifies-massive-gun-192650022.html)**
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> Terry Cummings, a Florida Oath Keeper who entered Capitol grounds on the day of the riot, said he was not aware of any plans to storm the Capitol and thought it was a bad idea.

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