# 7 Jan 2021 and beyond - the aftermath of the storming of the Capitol

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [January 8, 2021, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020 "2021-01-08T10:28:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5131 "2024-09-06T14:37:03Z")

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Trumps admission finally gives them the ability to change their minds in public without admitting they were wrong. “He lied to us” makes it his fault instead of theirs. They can even still go on about how loyal and faithful they were to him while he abused and exploited their good, virtuous, god-fearing natures.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5132 "2024-09-06T14:46:27Z")

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> [@MulderMuffin](#):
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> Is it possible that disillusionment might finally be poking the tiniest of holes through the cult’s veil of lies?

How does one say schadenfreude in MAGAnese?

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5133 "2024-09-06T14:57:53Z")

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> [@MulderMuffin](#):
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> Is it possible that disillusionment might finally be poking the tiniest of holes through the cult’s veil of lies?

> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Trumps admission finally gives them the ability to change their minds in public without admitting they were wrong.

Nope. They’ll never admit that Trump lied or could do any wrong. They’ll contort themselves into something like “his lawyers made him say that because of the gag order” or “he was talking about a single state, not the whole election.” Utterly reality-free, but easier than admitting to themselves or others that their hero god has flaws.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5134 "2024-09-06T15:21:14Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> How does one say schadenfreude in MAGAnese?

I’m not sure, but I’m crying liberal tears of laughter after learning of the distress of Fuentes.

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5135 "2024-09-06T15:37:01Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> the distress of Fuentes

Could be the title of an opera

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5136 "2024-09-06T15:45:41Z")

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This knucklehead was trying to make a profit while in prison for his J6 misdeeds. Can’t get more (un)American than that?

> **[A Capitol rioter hawked Jan. 6 merchandise from jail, disturbing judge](https://www.pennlive.com/politics/2024/09/a-capitol-rioter-hawked-jan-6-merchandise-from-jail-disturbing-judge.html)**
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> The judge is among those who reject the idea that the criminal justice system has been unfair to Donald Trump supporters convicted of joining the siege

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5137 "2024-09-06T16:20:07Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> How does one say schadenfreude in MAGAnese?

I’d like to know that. I’m sure they can’t pronounce the four-syllable word.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5138 "2024-09-06T16:27:51Z")

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Doctor Who punched cop during Capitol riot, gets prison over the ‘regrettable encounter’.

(I like my punctuation better.)

> **[Doctor who punched cop during Capitol riot gets prison over the 'regrettable...](https://www.rawstory.com/jan-6-2669138943/)**
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> A 71-year-old medical doctor who punched a police officer during the Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection at the U.S. Capitol apologized as she was sentenced Thursday to nine months behind bars.Jacquelyn Starer, 71, of Ashland, Massachusetts entered the...

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5139 "2024-09-06T16:33:03Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> (I like my punctuation better.)

And capitalization?

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5140 "2024-09-06T17:01:29Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> I thought EVEYTHING was left of MAGA. ⁢

I actually listened to the first half or so of the video. And I was actually interested in this other way of looking at things. To us, MAGA is still going strong. and Trump is still the same old guy. But to not this guy and his followers. No, Trump has sold out–to the Republicans.

He defines MAGA as the antisemitic conspiracy theories he and his followers are in. They believe the Globalist Jews were in charge, until Trump came in and bucked the “uniparty” and got elected and work against both Republican and Democratic interests, only for them to conspire to make him lose in 2020. MAGA united to try and Stop the Steal, spending so much money.

Trump was already betraying MAGA at the start of the 2024 campaign, as his new campaigners were not “true believers” and thus would not run on “Trump actually won the election.” They instead ran on general Republican ideas (which this guy hates).

But there was still hope that Trump was still on their side, and that this was all tactical, or perhaps he was being conned. Trump admitting he didn’t win destroys that.

They actually still seem to think it all happened. But that Trump himself no longer believes. Or, if he does, he’s given up. That he’s trying for a new base of just general Republicans. And thus there isn’t anything left of MAGA.

(But, yes, I did get your joke.)

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5141 "2024-09-06T17:05:22Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Doctor Who punched cop during Capitol riot, gets prison over the ‘regrettable encounter’.

I didn’t do that! I was framed by the Dalek Conspiracy!

Sorry, but it had to be said…

Press on…

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5142 "2024-09-06T20:08:36Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Trumps admission

He hasn’t made any admission.

Seriously, he is totally inarticulate in his speech, and using a certain word rather than a different word is not an indicator that he accepts facts.

His position has always been that Biden won by cheating in a rigged and stolen election, while Trump was the real winner. A remark that Biden won by a whisker does not alter his basic claim. He still does not admit that Biden won fairly.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2024, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5143 "2024-09-07T18:27:05Z")

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EL-EC-TOR-ATE! Only Dalek-y word I could think of there.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5144 "2024-09-08T06:53:55Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Doctor Who punched cop during Capitol riot, gets prison over the ‘regrettable encounter’.

While in a holding cell, he shanked another prisoner with a sonic screwdriver.

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5145 "2024-09-08T10:46:12Z")

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Why didn’t he just regenerate?

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5146 "2024-09-08T15:19:53Z")

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For those unaware, this was the little known 156th regeneration. This version was well known for being pro-fascist and pro-hitler. After January 6th I think he jumped in the TARDIS and went to a Munich rally in 1938 or something. The previous 155 versions had to team up to defeat him. “Day of the Doctor” style.

(This is absolutely a hijack though, so let’s be aware and not let this get out of hand. Still funny.)

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5147 "2024-09-08T15:38:29Z")

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**Dalek:** EXTERMINATE Pence! EXTERMINATE Pence!

Luckily, this one was the kind that would not climb steps, after he fell, he was trampled by the mob!

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5148 "2024-09-08T19:19:58Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Doctor Who punched cop during Capitol riot, gets prison over the ‘regrettable encounter’.

He got his medical degree from Trump University where they take the Hypocritic Oath.

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**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5149 "2024-09-08T21:33:25Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> He got his medical degree from Trump University where they take the Hypocritic Oath.

Nitpick: the doctor is a 71 year-old woman.

Your joke is still funny though.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-jan-2021-and-beyond-the-aftermath-of-the-storming-of-the-capitol/930020/5150 "2024-09-08T21:58:03Z")

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Wow. I didn’t read the article and based the sex of the individual, not on it being a medical doctor, but that it was an asshole that punched a cop and that seems very “he”-like. I need to stop assuming.

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