# 7-Up is owned by Satanic Freemasons, no matter what they say **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 10, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812 "2003-09-10T18:56:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![xamo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc79bd/32.png) [@xamo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xamo)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/41 "2012-04-05T01:47:47Z")
“Maine’s sourse” is satan property,see the big "/"on a square logo. Also “Vineyard church”,“vine” is another name of satan,see the “/” on logo. All gas st “Valero” have again one of his names… Thouthands of like this franchaises are owned by the same “owner”. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/42 "2012-04-05T01:50:29Z")
nm, not forum appropriate ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/43 "2012-04-05T01:55:11Z")
> [@xamo](#): > > “Maine’s sourse” is satan property,see the big "/"on a square logo. It’s supposed to be an envelope. They’re in the paper business. > [@](#): > > Also “Vineyard church”,“vine” is another name of satan,see the “/” on logo. What? Since when does vine mean Satan? A vineyard is where grapes grow… the end. > [@](#): > > All gas st “Valero” have again one of his names.. The name “Valero” has nothing to do with Satan. Who decided that everything that starts with the letter V means Satan? That’s a big inconvenience for the rest of us- especially Vincent van Gogh! > [@](#): > > Thouthands of like this franchaises are owned by the same “owner”. I don’t feel like going to the trouble, but no, Maine’s Source and Valero and this church with two locations on Long Island are not all owned by the same organization. And not that it matters, but this thread is from 2003. ---
**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/44 "2012-04-05T02:40:52Z")
I’ve seen the Rexam on cans. Many cans have a different word, though- they read _Ball_. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/45 "2012-04-05T03:11:23Z")
fnord=Rexam BTW, did they every find\*\* Ino’\*\*s body, or was it left in a public place as a warning? ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/46 "2012-04-05T03:27:52Z")
The conspiracy continues into the year 2012. Before me I have a can of Yoohoo, the chocolate drink that is a “good source of vitamins and minerals.” (Our first clue that something is amiss)… On the can it says Distributed Under Authority of Mott’s LLP. Mott’s? The applesauce brand? What are they doing in the chocolate beverage market? And yet, the mystery deepens when I looked near the UPC and found a crown symbol and the numbers 0368 right below it. A crown, obviously representing The Illuminati, and the number 0368… 3+6 = 9 8+3 = 11 9/11 = Date of the terrorist attacks. THE MESSAGE WAS THERE IN FRONT OF OUR FACES THE ENTIRE TIME!??? IF WE HAD ONLY LOOKED AT THE CANS OF YOO-HOO! ---
**Author:** ![sisu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@sisu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sisu)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/47 "2012-04-05T04:26:41Z")
Just shut up and drink it… note: how the hell did they find out! ---
**Author:** ![Imago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/85e7bf/32.png) [@Imago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imago)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/48 "2012-04-05T20:11:54Z")
Mmmmm, satanism sure tastes good. Much better than aspartame. I must say when it comes to sketchy additives I prefer nanobots myself, though- a good source of iron, you see. ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/49 "2012-04-05T20:27:33Z")
It all makes sense now: [The Magical Number Seven, Plus or Minus Two - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magical_Number_Seven) ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/50 "2012-04-05T20:46:05Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > A crown, obviously representing The Illuminati, and the number 0368… > > 3+6 = 9 > 8+3 = 11 > > 9/11 = Date of the terrorist attacks. > > THE MESSAGE WAS THERE IN FRONT OF OUR FACES THE ENTIRE TIME!??? IF WE HAD ONLY LOOKED AT THE CANS OF YOO-HOO! Yeah and 3 + 6 + 8 = 17 which is 1/3rd of 51 and 5 + 1 equals 6 which is 1/111th of the number of the beast!!! Open your eyes people!! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/51 "2012-04-05T22:27:18Z")
What about the non-Satanic Freemasons? Don’t they get a say? And wouldn’t a pay mason give more reliable results anyways? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/52 "2012-04-05T22:42:09Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > The name “Valero” has nothing to do with Satan. Who decided that everything that starts with the letter V means Satan? That’s a big inconvenience for the rest of us- especially Vincent van Gogh!. Don’t you mean Satan satan Gogh?! ---
**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/53 "2012-04-06T14:40:55Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > It’s supposed to be an envelope. They’re in the paper business. > What? Since when does vine mean Satan? A vineyard is where grapes grow… the end. > The name “Valero” has nothing to do with Satan. Who decided that everything that starts with the letter V means Satan? That’s a big inconvenience for the rest of us- especially Vincent van Gogh! > I don’t feel like going to the trouble, but no, Maine’s Source and Valero and this church with two locations on Long Island are not all owned by the same organization. > > And not that it matters, but this thread is from 2003. Well, well, well, look who is a denying the conspiracy, an “administrator”. Trying to distract us by commenting that this is old news. _jeez, I actually remember this thread_ ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/54 "2012-04-06T15:28:59Z")
See this stuff is why I play it safe and only drink Satan Cola. At least I know what I am getting up front. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/55 "2012-04-06T21:22:10Z")
tHIS IS WHY i ALWAYS SAY: “nO ANCHOVIES, PLEASE.” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/56 "2012-04-06T21:26:40Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > tHIS IS WHY i ALWAYS SAY: “nO ANCHOVIES, PLEASE.” Inverse sentence case! I _knew_ it!!! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/57 "2012-04-06T21:28:46Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > tHIS IS WHY i ALWAYS SAY: “nO ANCHOVIES, PLEASE.” According to the **xamo** code, they’re anchosatanies. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/58 "2012-04-06T21:29:07Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Inverse sentence case! I _knew_ it!!! I was going to correct it, but it fits this old thread so well. Fun to see what I was thinking (or not) 9 yrs ago. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/59 "2012-04-06T21:44:56Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Don’t you mean Satan satan Gogh?! Isn’t that a wannabe-metal J-Pop group? ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/60 "2012-04-07T00:53:32Z")
This ancient theory explains the last episode of Survivor. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812.md?page=4)