# 7-Up is owned by Satanic Freemasons, no matter what they say **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 10, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812 "2003-09-10T18:56:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/61 "2012-04-07T02:03:16Z")
I was at an office party tonight and and someone offered me a “7 and 7”… of course I turned it down just to be safe, but does this mean that my place of work is a part of the **Great Conspiracy**??? I guess what I’m asking is _ **"should I":** _ (a)just quit and run as far as I can (b)continue to work there and gather info for the Illuminati or whoever else can help me ©resign myself to the predetermined fate I’ve been assigned Please help! I have less than 10 hours to make this decision. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/62 "2012-04-07T02:17:54Z")
Choose (d). ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/63 "2012-04-07T02:49:17Z")
You do realize that all of those answers end up in the same place, right? I mean, remember those “Choose Your Own Adventure” books? The ones where no matter what you chose, you always died before the adventure ended? Yeah. Get used to the idea. I hear drinking 7-Up helps. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/64 "2012-04-07T03:04:07Z")
There is a general consensus among many of us here that Dr. Pepper is made from the [blood of small children](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=577999). So it dovetails well with the data that you’ve collected. ---
**Author:** ![sisu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@sisu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sisu)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/65 "2012-04-07T07:30:41Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > What about the non-Satanic Freemasons? Don’t they get a say? Only if they offer me a goat… ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/66 "2012-04-07T08:01:15Z")
I never understood why Coke doesn’t hire Sidney Poitier to promote their product. They call me MISTER PIBB! ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/67 "2012-04-07T12:49:04Z")
The devil is in the cream egg. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/68 "2012-04-07T14:03:12Z")
> [@Jasper\_Kent](#): > > I was at an office party tonight and and someone offered me a “7 and 7”… of course I turned it down But you didn’t turn it \*\*upside \*\*down and noticed the LL, which of course is short for HELL, but they have to write in code or too many people would notice. “And” written “&” looks like an “e” and “h” is the seventh letter of the alphabet when you take away the two pagan inspired letters “b” and “g.” The trick is understanding that the clues are obvious only when you know, but not for anyone else. And, on a unrelated topic, I noticed that my medications have run out. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/69 "2012-04-07T17:04:07Z")
Important update: The stains in my underwear are older than the underwear themselves. Film at 11 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/70 "2012-04-07T17:24:17Z")
> [@TokyoPlayer](#): > > But you didn’t turn it \*\*upside \*\*down and noticed the LL, which of course is short for HELL, but they have to write in code or too many people would notice. “And” written “&” looks like an “e” and “h” is the seventh letter of the alphabet when you take away the two pagan inspired letters “b” and “g”. As a neo-pagan, I don’t find “b” and “g” particularly inspiring. Now, “東”, on the other hand… ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/71 "2012-04-07T17:40:57Z")
**TokyoPlayer** : And, on a unrelated topic, I noticed that my medications have run out. Don’t take your medication! It is the government’s way of clouding your thinking so they can control you. Notice how your insight into the conspiracies improves when you are drug-free! ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/72 "2012-04-07T17:45:03Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > As a neo-pagan, I don’t find “b” and “g” particularly inspiring. > > Now, “東”, on the other hand… “b” and “g” are the consonant components of “bog” referring to a site for [human sacrifices](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bog_people) made in pagan times. Consider also [Czernobog](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czernobog), a pagan god of woe. Wonder how long that pill bottle has been empty like that. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/73 "2012-04-08T15:15:16Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > As a neo-pagan, I don’t find “b” and “g” particularly inspiring. > > Now, “東”, on the other hand… The tree has been bisected by the sun, which is an old metaphor for neo-Satanic cults in Asia that Umberto Eco elaborated on at great length in his dramamentary _Focault’s Pendulum_. Me, I prefer truth in advertising and always buy products with 悪魔 on the label. ---
**Author:** ![Pops1963](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9de053/32.png) [@Pops1963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pops1963)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/74 "2012-04-08T23:48:54Z")
nah nah nah Jasper Kent do not try to mislead us. Everyone knows that 3 is a magic number. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/75 "2012-04-09T00:13:23Z")
The ad on this page is for Domino’s Pizza (pizza is a satanic word already, peet sza? really!?) whose logo is a domino with a two and a one showing. That’s a three. A three! ---
**Author:** ![xamo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc79bd/32.png) [@xamo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xamo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/76 "2012-04-30T23:00:39Z")
“/” a sign of satan. “Maine’s” are not in a paper business,but in all the food franchaises supply. Check for "Valero"on satanic names,you should find it …Don’t forget “VALU” Sunoco,EXXon,TJmaXX,PEP boys,CaraVan bread components,Carvell,Arbys,Wallmart,"K"mart 13th letter,Sears(Syr),Home Depot(Home),Family dollar(family),BARbarosa,BARBeque-BBQ(Bar),BARbershop,"BAR"is a rut of so many logos and words-all his property,CAR too, Also PIZA is satanic, John is his name,John Deer -his bussines. "MON Santo means My satan. Santa Claus = satan lucas(short of lucifer… It’s thousands of hiden tricks in all English and other languages.People useing them unconciently,giving power to them. Check also for “Corso"s” here: > **[Google](https://www.google.com/#hl=en&gs_nf=1&cp=13&gs_id=18&xhr=t&q=corso+satanic&pf=p&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&oq=corso+satanic&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=3b2e19c71d66c793&biw=1264&bih=812)** > > Search the world's information, including webpages, images, videos and more. Google has many special features to help you find exactly what you're looking for. Demons grab all the succefull busines for penny’s and put them in own service.Jus check the logos on all your neighborhood businesses.You guys will be astonished! “Satan” actually means not just one guy,but billions of demons,actually named “greys”.Those entyties live underground and control us stupid people for eons. They were first masons,they build the pyramids.“Piro” mean fire,mid-middle. Now they plan to come openly,at **XXX** London Olympic Games… Check about that logo it spells "ZiON,not 2012… Srry about language,it’s not my first… can’t edit here,something wrong,no time… ---
**Author:** ![xamo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc79bd/32.png) [@xamo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xamo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/77 "2012-04-30T23:24:09Z")
“/” a sign of satan. Did You watch the movie “Visitors” remember tat “/”? That is a cenario of what we are going to see in next couple years… “Maine’s” are not in a paper business,but in all the food franchaises supply. Check for "Valero"on satanic names,you should find it …Don’t forget “VALU”.“Valentine” taht day is a celebration of gays,that sighn represent’s nothing else than a big but… Sunoco,EXXon,TJmaXX,PEP boys,CaraVan bread components,Carvell,Arbys,Wallmart,"K"mart 13th letter,Sears(Syr),Home Depot(Home),Family dollar(family),BARbarosa,BARBeque-BBQ(Bar),BARbershop,Bar codes,Barby,"BAR"is a rut of so many logos and words-all his property,CAR too, Also PIZA is satanic,John is his name,“Pizza John”,John Deer -his bussines. "MON Santo means My satan. Santa Claus = satan lucas(short of lucifer… It’s thousands of hiden tricks in all English and other languages.People useing them unconciently,giving power to them. Check also for “Corso"s” here: > **[Google](https://www.google.com/#hl=en&gs_nf=1&cp=13&gs_id=18&xhr=t&q=corso+satanic&pf=p&output=search&sclient=psy-ab&oq=corso+satanic&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=3b2e19c71d66c793&biw=1264&bih=812)** > > Search the world's information, including webpages, images, videos and more. Google has many special features to help you find exactly what you're looking for. Demons grab all the succefull busines for penny’s and put them in own service.Jus check the logos on all your neighborhood businesses.You guys will be astonished! “Satan” actually means not just one guy,but billions of demons,actually named “greys”.Those entyties live underground and control us stupid people for eons. They were first masons,they build the pyramids.“Piro” mean fire,mid-middle. Now they planing to come openly,at **XXX** London Olympic Games… Check about that logo it spells "ZiON,not 2012… Folks,we are in big,big trouble,those guys are not just jocking,they are seriously in their intentions.They occupy many worlds of humankind and do terrible things to them.Want to describe some?Dont think so… Sorry about language,it’s not my first… ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/78 "2012-04-30T23:34:43Z")
> [@xamo](#): > > Sorry about language,it’s not my first.. Yeah, I could tell - you’re actually trying to find meaning in random names when there’s none to be found. Some friendly and honest advice - please speak to your doctor about these beliefs. You do not sound well. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/79 "2012-05-01T00:50:26Z")
A slight correction - \m/ is a sign of Satan. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812/80 "2012-05-01T17:57:58Z")
This is all crazy talk! Everyone knows that the only Satanic soft drink is Mountain Dew. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/7-up-is-owned-by-satanic-freemasons-no-matter-what-they-say/200812.md?page=5)