# 70 year old Geraldo Rivera insists you acknowledge how ripped he is - Insists!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/70-year-old-geraldo-rivera-insists-you-acknowledge-how-ripped-he-is-insists/664132>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 21, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/70-year-old-geraldo-rivera-insists-you-acknowledge-how-ripped-he-is-insists/664132 "2013-07-21T20:15:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/70-year-old-geraldo-rivera-insists-you-acknowledge-how-ripped-he-is-insists/664132/21 "2013-07-24T14:03:53Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> He has less hair from the neck down than he has on his upper lip. That’s something I didn’t need to know.

I didn’t click on the link because I just really didn’t even want to see what everyone was talking about, just the description of another Weiner-like narcissist was enough. Unfortunately the news _did_ show the picture the other night so now I’ve had the opportunity to ask for a little brain bleach too. What I’d like to sear away was the fact he can’t even wrap a towel high and tight, he’s gotta open it low to the point where the damn thing’s just about to expose his geriatric junk. SeeBS.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/70-year-old-geraldo-rivera-insists-you-acknowledge-how-ripped-he-is-insists/664132/22 "2013-07-24T18:18:06Z")

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> [@sylmar](#):
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> So… odds on the timing of sex tape release, title and who his costar(s) will be?

Just in time for Christmas- “'Stache on Stache” with John Stossel.

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**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/70-year-old-geraldo-rivera-insists-you-acknowledge-how-ripped-he-is-insists/664132/23 "2013-07-25T04:16:44Z")

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[_Geraldo at Large_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geraldo_at_Large): the three most terrifying words in the English language.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/70-year-old-geraldo-rivera-insists-you-acknowledge-how-ripped-he-is-insists/664132/24 "2013-07-25T04:35:00Z")

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I’m not a Geraldo fan. But the guy has a point. He looks more like 55 than 70. I remember seeing my grandparents in their seventies and they looked like old people.

But that’s seems true of most seniors these days. They generally look much younger than what grandparents looked like in the 60’s and 70’s.

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