# $75K For A Fuzzy Photo of God?  I Don't Think So.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 17, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/75k-for-a-fuzzy-photo-of-god-i-dont-think-so/285107 "2005-01-17T00:14:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/75k-for-a-fuzzy-photo-of-god-i-dont-think-so/285107/21 "2005-01-17T15:11:58Z")

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You guys are reading it wrong…the big tiger/Gollum/Kilroy face isn’t Jesus or God; you have to look in the eye on the right side of the picture, where’s there’s a blurry smudge that sorta looks like a head if you squint hard. THAT’s the Jesus part. Yes, it’s even stupider than you originally thought.

Of course, here’s where it must be said that the “Jesus Face” is really Old Deuteronomy from “Cats.”

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/75k-for-a-fuzzy-photo-of-god-i-dont-think-so/285107/22 "2005-01-17T16:23:37Z")

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> [@Brutus](#):
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> Looks like Gollum, not JC.

I have it on good authority that the two of them look remarkably similar.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/75k-for-a-fuzzy-photo-of-god-i-dont-think-so/285107/23 "2005-01-17T16:34:31Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Looks more like a house cat.  
> And a peeved one too, since a biplane just flew out of its nose.

“And for The Amazing Jesus’s _next_ trick…”

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/75k-for-a-fuzzy-photo-of-god-i-dont-think-so/285107/24 "2005-01-17T18:31:19Z")

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So… Jesus is Pinocchio, and he lives in Kilroy’s left eye?

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