# 78th Oscars Thread (unboxed spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 6, 2006, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198 "2006-03-06T00:07:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/81 "2006-03-06T02:13:44Z")
Oy, Lauren Becall is getting old. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/82 "2006-03-06T02:14:04Z")
> [@Stephe96](#): > > Looks like Lauren Bacall’s first day with her new feet… 😃 She’s 81 ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/83 "2006-03-06T02:14:18Z")
Whoa, Lauren Bacall was really struggling with her intro. That was more painful to watch even than the Stiller green suit bit. Is she OK? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/84 "2006-03-06T02:15:40Z")
> [@Terminus Est](#): > > Oy, Lauren Becall is getting old. Unfortunately, we all are. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/85 "2006-03-06T02:18:28Z")
Fake commercials: LAME ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/86 "2006-03-06T02:18:32Z")
I wonder just how much work the guys at the Daily Show put into these bits. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/87 "2006-03-06T02:19:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Judy Dence put my eye out in a bar fight! Ha! ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/88 "2006-03-06T02:19:38Z")
That was Steve Colbert’s voice behind the Keira Knightly: Acting While Beautiful and other Best Actress campaign commercials, wasn’t it? Those were pretty funny, I thought, or maybe I’m getting punchy. Terrence Howard is hot, but what the heck was on his lapel? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/89 "2006-03-06T02:19:43Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Ha! Well she is M, I’ll buy it. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/90 "2006-03-06T02:19:54Z")
Dames for Truth. 🙂 Now they’re cooking. Very TDS. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/91 "2006-03-06T02:20:14Z")
Make that _Dench_. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/92 "2006-03-06T02:20:28Z")
> [@John Mace](#): > > Unfortunately, we all are. 🙂 Considering the alternative. . . ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/93 "2006-03-06T02:20:56Z")
> [@Rubystreak](#): > > That was Steve Colbert’s voice behind the Keira Knightly: … Yes ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/94 "2006-03-06T02:22:12Z")
I’m not thrilled about Charlize’s dress. She always looks so classy, but that looks rather tent-like and itchy. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/95 "2006-03-06T02:23:37Z")
The Penguins are French. :eek: Boycott!!! ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/96 "2006-03-06T02:23:42Z")
Why was the camera on Morgan during the Penguin speech? ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/97 "2006-03-06T02:24:27Z")
The March of the Penguins people made me think I was watching a Linux ad. ---
**Author:** ![BobT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e8cbc/32.png) [@BobT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobT)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/98 "2006-03-06T02:24:36Z")
Morgan Freeman narrated the Penguin film in English language versions. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/99 "2006-03-06T02:24:37Z")
> [@Large Marge](#): > > Why was the camera on Morgan during the Penguin speech? Was he the narrator? ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/78th-oscars-thread-unboxed-spoilers/347198/100 "2006-03-06T02:24:46Z")
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