# 80 bad, bad, bad things to do

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**Created:** [February 18, 2021, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248 "2021-02-18T19:02:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/1 "2021-02-18T19:02:17Z")

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Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again:

1. RV cross country.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/2 "2021-02-18T20:08:27Z")

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Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again:

1. RV cross country.
2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/3 "2021-02-18T21:31:27Z")

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Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again:

1. RV cross country.
2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3. Procrastinate about housework

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/4 "2021-02-18T22:45:40Z")

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Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again:

1. RV cross country.
2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3. Procrastinate about housework
4. Go ice fishing

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/5 "2021-02-18T22:52:28Z")

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Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again:

1. RV cross country.
2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3. Procrastinate about housework
4. Go ice fishing
5. Go rock fishing

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/6 "2021-02-18T23:12:07Z")

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1. RV cross country.
2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3. Procrastinate about housework
4. Go ice fishing
5. Go rock fishing
6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/7 "2021-02-18T23:40:35Z")

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Nothing illegal. We’ll go to 80 and start over again:

1. RV cross country.
2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3. Procrastinate about housework
4. Go ice fishing
5. Go rock fishing
6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/8 "2021-02-19T00:40:36Z")

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1. RV cross country.
2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3. Procrastinate about housework
4. Go ice fishing
5. Go rock fishing
6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
8. Binge watch the entire first season of _Teletubbies_ in one weekend

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/9 "2021-02-19T01:29:22Z")

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1. RV cross country.
2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3. Procrastinate about housework
4. Go ice fishing
5. Go rock fishing
6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
8. Binge watch the entire first season of _Teletubbies_ in one weekend
9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.

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**Author:** ![blabbermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9a140/32.png) [@blabbermeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blabbermeister)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/10 "2021-02-19T01:34:48Z")

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1. RV cross country.
2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3. Procrastinate about housework
4. Go ice fishing
5. Go rock fishing
6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
8. Binge watch the entire first season of _Teletubbies_ in one weekend
9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/11 "2021-02-19T15:35:35Z")

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1. RV cross country.
2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3. Procrastinate about housework
4. Go ice fishing
5. Go rock fishing
6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
8. Binge watch the entire first season of _Teletubbies_ in one weekend
9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…
11. Put out shelled corn for the wildlife

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/12 "2021-02-19T16:04:55Z")

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1, RV cross country.  
2, Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting  
3, Procrastinate about housework  
4, Go ice fishing  
5, Go rock fishing  
6, Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.  
7, Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw  
8, Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend  
9, Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.  
10, Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…  
11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife  
12, and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/13 "2021-02-19T16:11:10Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
>
> Nothing illegal.

Spoilsport.

1, RV cross country.  
2, Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting  
3, Procrastinate about housework  
4, Go ice fishing  
5, Go rock fishing  
6, Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.  
7, Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw  
8, Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend  
9, Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.  
10, Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…  
11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife  
12, and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)  
13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/14 "2021-02-19T16:21:44Z")

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1, RV cross country.  
2, Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting  
3, Procrastinate about housework  
4, Go ice fishing  
5, Go rock fishing  
6, Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.  
7, Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw  
8, Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend  
9, Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.  
10, Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…  
11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife  
12, and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)  
13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.  
14. Use junk mail to make origami animals

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/15 "2021-02-19T17:45:22Z")

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1, RV cross country.  
2, Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting  
3, Procrastinate about housework  
4, Go ice fishing  
5, Go rock fishing  
6, Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.  
7, Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw  
8, Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend  
9, Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.  
10, Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…  
11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife  
12, and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)  
13. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.  
14. Use junk mail to make origami animals  
15, What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/16 "2021-02-19T17:50:18Z")

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1. RV cross country.
2. Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
3. Procrastinate about housework
4. Go ice fishing
5. Go rock fishing
6. Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
7. Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
8. Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
9. Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
10. Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…  
11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
11. and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
12. Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
13. Use junk mail to make origami animals
14. What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
15. Drive without a spare tire.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/17 "2021-02-19T18:08:33Z")

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- RV cross country.
- Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
- Procrastinate about housework
- Go ice fishing
- Go rock fishing
- Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
- Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
- Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
- Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
- Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…  
11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
- and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
- Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
- Use junk mail to make origami animals
- What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
- Drive without a spare tire.
- Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/18 "2021-02-20T05:58:01Z")

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- RV cross country.
- Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
- Procrastinate about housework
- Go ice fishing
- Go rock fishing
- Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
- Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
- Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
- Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
- Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…  
11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
- and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
- Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
- Use junk mail to make origami animals
- What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
- Drive without a spare tire.
- Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
- Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2021, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/19 "2021-02-20T11:10:09Z")

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- RV cross country.
- Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
- Procrastinate about housework
- Go ice fishing
- Go rock fishing
- Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
- Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
- Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
- Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
- Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…  
11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
- and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
- Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
- Use junk mail to make origami animals
- What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
- Drive without a spare tire.
- Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
- Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
- Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2021, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80-bad-bad-bad-things-to-do/933248/20 "2021-02-21T17:35:22Z")

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- RV cross country.
- Consume a quart of ice cream by oneself at one sitting
- Procrastinate about housework
- Go ice fishing
- Go rock fishing
- Order a large pizza and a diet Coke and chow it down.
- Stay inside and wait for The Big Thaw
- Binge watch the entire first season of Teletubbies in one weekend
- Go on vacation to Cancun when your constituents are stuck at home freezing with no power.
- Stand underneath a tree full of pigeons…  
11, Put out shelled corn for the wildlife
- and not what I was originally going to post: Swear at Discourse for insisting on doing various weird things with the numbers of this list. (I think this version worked, sort of.)
- Pass gas while in line in a grocery store.
- Use junk mail to make origami animals
- What I was originally going to post: Stay up too late. Sleep late, because you stayed up too late. Stay up too late, trying to finish something you started too late because you slept late. Repeat . . .
- Drive without a spare tire.
- Buy three boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Eat them all in one sitting.
- Be twenty minutes late to dinner because you just had to finish this one last boss battle
- Don’t shovel the driveway, just let the snow pile up, and don’t drive until spring
- Binge-watch old episodes of _Match Game_ on the Game Show Network

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