# 80's music is the worst music ever and Led zeppelin is the best band ever.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 24, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588 "2003-01-24T01:01:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/41 "2003-01-25T01:23:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ich Bin’s \*  
> \*\*Never believe anyone who takes their name from a fake band from an Eddie Murphey movie that came out in the…  
> wait for it…  
> eighties. \*\*

My WAG is that s/he named his/herself after the [wrestler](http://www.allsports.com/prowrestling/sexualchocolate/%5B/url), probably never having heard of \*\* Coming To America\*\*.

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**Author:** ![Hermann\_Cheruscan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b782af/32.png) [@Hermann\_Cheruscan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hermann_Cheruscan)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/42 "2003-01-25T01:51:08Z")

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I used to be a big Zep fan when I was a kid and didn’t know any better. Then I got a little older and I started questioning why Robert Plant screeched instead of sang. And then I saw Zep in concert, and boy, did they suck!

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**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/43 "2003-01-25T01:55:37Z")

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There’s always plenty of shitty music… all you have to do is turn your radio on. If you judge any decade by what dominated the airwaves… they all blew, sucked and swallowed.  
I’m in agreement with gobear and his disciples as far as what was good about the '80’s (and I’d like to add **The Minutemen** ), although, good lord there certainly was a steaming pile of Mike and The Mechanics all over that decade.  
BTW, for my money, the Yardbirds were better than Led Zeppelin, and the Rolling Stones were better than The Who (although they both started to go pretty limp by '78 or so… after Some Girls and Who Are You, respectively).  
Oh yeah, and best Hard Rock act ever is Motorhead… unless you want to send them off to the Heavy Metal category… in that case, The Stooges

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/44 "2003-01-25T02:10:48Z")

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A cautionary tale:

We were hanging out at a female acquaintance’s apartment recently, when we pulled out her High School Yearbook. It was of interest to us b/c another friend of ours also went to HS with her and they remain good friends, so we were looking for pictures of the two of them.

As we were looking through the signatures, we came across this gold mine written by the other friend, which they have yet to live down:

“To Karen. Good luck, and remember: A life without Zeppelin is **NO LIFE AT ALL!!!** ”

My point? I’d be careful with that Zeppelin love if I were you.

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**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/45 "2003-01-25T02:59:05Z")

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Rock was stale by 1977. How else could disco have taqken off so big in the USA? Not to dis Zeppelin, but modern music _had_ to happen. And **sexual chcolate** has left the building.

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**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/46 "2003-01-25T03:01:17Z")

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And another thing: since I was 25 or so, new music has gotten worse & worse every year…Does that mean I’m getting old?

(There has been a lot of good surf guitar music released in the last 10 years.)

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/47 "2003-01-25T03:17:04Z")

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Sorry, I’d have to say that the 80’s were the best era for music (I believe Rolling Stone Magazine said the same thing…). There was so much experimentation going on…a lot of one hit wonders…much variety…

Most things after that is…well…crap…IMHO…

Besides…that was a era where people really took an interest in how they looked, too. Not like today where I feel the ‘in crown’ fall out of bed into what ever happens to be on the floor…(It is slowly getting better, but…)

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**Author:** ![leafrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@leafrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leafrog)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/48 "2003-01-25T03:21:02Z")

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> I would just like to say that 80’s music blows, you simply cant argue with that, period. It blew primarily because the “musicians” didnt have any talent

Yeah, remember the Honey Drippers?:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/49 "2003-01-25T07:23:52Z")

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Elvis Costello rings in with his [500 Albums Essential for a Happy Life](http://www.elviscostello.info/articles/t-z/vanity_fair.001101a.html):

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> You will see that some very famous names are missing completely. There is nothing at all by Led Zeppelin, the Doors, Michael Jackson, or Sting. You may love them. They just don’t do it for me. . . There is nothing to speak of from the 80s, the decade that music forgot, except for Robert Wyatt.

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**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/50 "2003-01-26T16:46:24Z")

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Man is five  
The Devil is six  
God is seven

And Led Zeppelin are that stupid band responsible for the most annoying riff for guitarists to masturbate over in history.

Wayne’s World said it best: NO STAIRWAY!

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**Author:** ![Splanky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b2d939/32.png) [@Splanky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Splanky)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/51 "2003-01-26T17:37:39Z")

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Dude, Costello included Captain Beefheart and not Zappa. What a loser.

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**Author:** ![Qwertyasdfg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ecc23a/32.png) [@Qwertyasdfg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwertyasdfg)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/52 "2003-01-26T19:09:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sejal\_Traurig \*  
> \*\*Actualy John Henry Bonham, drummer of Led Zeppelin, died September 25th, 1980… Coda, released November 19, 1982, would certainly qualify as “80s music”, and since _Poor Tom_ and _I Can’t Quit You Baby_ are from that album, and as such arguably 80s music, they too must blow… Since we can’t argue with the OP… \*\*

But, AFAIK, Coda was a release of songs done while Bonham was alive. It was released in the 80s, but it was 70s music.

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**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/53 "2003-01-26T19:49:59Z")

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Qwerty, can you cite proof that showns NONE of that album was recorded in 1980? I couldn’t in the cursory attempt I made… If it was recorded in the 80s it WAS in fact 80s music… Bonham died suddenly in September… Up to that point they HAD been touring, and as far as I know, spending time in the studio recording…

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**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/54 "2003-01-26T20:37:39Z")

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This is really silly, but  
I’ve never heard anyone be able to copy Robert Plant’s singing. People try at karaoke and fail. Trained singers can’t get his range or phrasing. One tribute band transposed songs down half an octave — even so, the singer couldn’t find Plant’s expressive range.

When Freddie Mercury died there was a tribute concert which included members of Queen. Almost nobody could actually sing what Freddy Mercury could do with ease. Off topic, I know…

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/80s-music-is-the-worst-music-ever-and-led-zeppelin-is-the-best-band-ever/150588/55 "2003-01-27T03:23:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by sexual chcolate \*  
> \*\*I would just like to say that 80’s music blows, you simply _cant_ argue with that, period. It blew primarily because the “musicians” didnt have any talent, and most of it was just really loud, untastefull wailing that damaged instruments! and dont get me started on the cloths they whore…
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> Led zeppelin, along with the Who are the most talented of all bands, ever. There music was good and kick ass. \*\*

I loved 80s music. So do most of my aerobics and dance students.

Still do, but I honestly don’t remember 80s bands whoring any cloths. So don’t worry, we won’t get you started on the “cloths they whore”.

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