# 85th Academy Awards viewing thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 24, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279 "2013-02-24T19:12:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/241 "2013-02-25T03:44:50Z")

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That performance of “Skyfall” was awesome. I hope it wins. The first time I heard Adele was that song during the opening credits of the movie, and not only did I think it was a great song, I understood why people were talking about Adele.

This is a great night for Divaphiles, isn’t it? Shirley, Barbra, Adele, Catherine, Jennifer (Hudson)…

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/242 "2013-02-25T03:45:20Z")

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Silver Linings Playbook - what a mediocre film.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/243 "2013-02-25T03:45:41Z")

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> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#):
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> Your TV’s contrast or something might be wonky. It looked fine to me.

Our TV is super old and shitty. You may be on to something here.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/244 "2013-02-25T03:46:13Z")

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> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#):
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> I think the stage is built over the pit. It’s really close to the front row, and parts are low for a normal stage. Plus, the stairs going straight to the audience.

They announced that the orchestra is down the street and around the corner at the Capitol Records building.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/245 "2013-02-25T03:46:27Z")

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Haven’t they figured out that they’re doing three picture nominees at the same time?

Of course, _Silver Django Linings Amour Unchained Playbook_ looks really good. Not as good as the Lincoln killing Bin Laden/helping Canada save diplomats, but still good.

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**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/246 "2013-02-25T03:46:50Z")

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I still hate Django Unchained.

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/247 "2013-02-25T03:47:43Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> Silver Linings Playbook - what a mediocre film.

Yeah, I really don’t get the praise. It was an OK romantic comedy with a social conscience.

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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/248 "2013-02-25T03:48:43Z")

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Is Kristin Stewart sick, or is that just how she is?

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/249 "2013-02-25T03:48:49Z")

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Could Kristen Stewart look any less happy to be there? Hurt foot or not?

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/250 "2013-02-25T03:49:22Z")

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What’s with the vampire girl? She sounds like she wants to kill herself.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/251 "2013-02-25T03:49:27Z")

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> [@Lamia](#):
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> Is Kristin Stewart sick, or is that just how she is?

The latter.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/252 "2013-02-25T03:49:31Z")

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Awfully good of Kristem Stewart to condescend to appear.

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**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/253 "2013-02-25T03:50:12Z")

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Add me to the chorus of what was with Kristen Stewart.

She looked like she was trying desperately hard not to fall asleep.

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**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/254 "2013-02-25T03:50:27Z")

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She looked like she was under the influence of something. She was shaking her leg in a weird way on the red carpet.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/255 "2013-02-25T03:50:42Z")

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So, when does Kristen Stewart just go away already?

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/256 "2013-02-25T03:51:19Z")

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Ah well. Horrible High Hair makes it’s appearance, ruining a perfectly beautiful woman.

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**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/257 "2013-02-25T03:52:18Z")

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Yeah, that high hair makes Salma Hayek look like she’s recovering from a terrible disease. It’s worse than Hitler.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/258 "2013-02-25T03:52:43Z")

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> [@Sigmagirl](#):
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> Awfully good of Kristem Stewart to condescend to appear.

She looks downright put out. And she’s only 22.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/259 "2013-02-25T03:53:12Z")

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Kristen Stewart apparently showed up using crutches tonight. That said, she pretty much always looks that bored and uninterested in every appearance I’ve ever seen.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/260 "2013-02-25T03:54:08Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> She looks downright put out. And she’s only 22.

She’s 22? She looked older than my grandma, who is 95 and dead, btw.

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