# 85th Academy Awards viewing thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 24, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279 "2013-02-24T19:12:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/421 "2013-02-25T04:49:00Z")

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As expected. Daniel Day Lewis. 3 times a winner. First ever. For his second best ever performance.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/422 "2013-02-25T04:49:02Z")

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Go home Denzel. You’re drunk.

Daniel Day Lewis is my favorite actor. Good for him.

ETA: Acting is under rated. I mean, I really do forget sometimes how actors TRANSFUCKINGFORM. I look at this man and I don’t see a droplet of Daniel Plainview. Really impressive.

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**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/423 "2013-02-25T04:49:03Z")

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I don’t think Meryl Streep even opened the envelope. She just decreed it.

haha great minds think alike, gaffa!

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/424 "2013-02-25T04:49:10Z")

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Wait, You mean that was an actor, playing Lincoln?

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/425 "2013-02-25T04:49:20Z")

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Meryl didn’t even need to open the envelope!

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/426 "2013-02-25T04:49:23Z")

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“Four score and seven years ago…”

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/427 "2013-02-25T04:50:14Z")

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Daniel-Day Lewis is hilarious.

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**Author:** ![Rollo\_Tomasi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/58956e/32.png) [@Rollo\_Tomasi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rollo_Tomasi)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/428 "2013-02-25T04:50:14Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Phoenix looks pissed, just shaking his head no at the nomination.

Did he just wake up from a nap or something? What was that all about?

I love how Meryl Streep wasn’t even going to try to drum up any suspense. Just open the envelope during the clip reel and say what everyone already knows.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/429 "2013-02-25T04:50:19Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Phoenix looks pissed, just shaking his head no at the nomination.

I am very surprised he showed up.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/430 "2013-02-25T04:50:41Z")

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How much does DDL rock?

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/431 "2013-02-25T04:51:32Z")

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Streep as Lincoln and DDL as Thatcher … I can see that.

Lincoln as a musical? Now that’s just crazy talk.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/432 "2013-02-25T04:51:38Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> Did she even open the envelope?

IIRC there are Price Waterhouse guys ready to jump into the stage if someone decides to give an Oscar to the incorrect winner or make a mistake.

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**Author:** ![Rollo\_Tomasi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/58956e/32.png) [@Rollo\_Tomasi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rollo_Tomasi)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/433 "2013-02-25T04:51:54Z")

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Oh snap, Day-Lewis totally just dissed **Nine**. His one bad performance.

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**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/434 "2013-02-25T04:52:11Z")

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That was a fantastic speech!

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/435 "2013-02-25T04:53:17Z")

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OMG, MICHELLE! Dying!

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/436 "2013-02-25T04:53:34Z")

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Does the First Lady ever wear sleeves?

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**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/437 "2013-02-25T04:53:39Z")

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Michelle Obama. **Zero Dark Thirty** is going to win.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/438 "2013-02-25T04:53:45Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> IIRC there are Price Waterhouse guys ready to jump into the stage if someone decides to give an Oscar to the incorrect winner or make a mistake.

If FLOTUS says the wrong name, I can’t imagine the PWC guys making it through the Secret Service gauntlet…

Btw, damn she’s hawt.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/439 "2013-02-25T04:54:17Z")

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The 3 Republicans in the auditorium just stormed out.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/85th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/651279/440 "2013-02-25T04:54:33Z")

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Nah, Jack’s gonna say it.

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