# 867-5309 for sale on ebay.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2004, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143 "2004-02-14T01:42:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/1 "2004-02-14T01:42:39Z")

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[http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3077991790&category=1503](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3077991790&category=1503)

$4,550.06 when i last checked.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/2 "2004-02-14T02:00:28Z")

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_ **I** _ want **777-9311**

Who wants to guess why?

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**Author:** ![twit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twit)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/3 "2004-02-14T02:31:14Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> _ **I** _ want **777-9311**
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> Who wants to guess why?

Beacuse it’s a song by Morris Day and the Time, that’s why! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/4 "2004-02-14T02:43:05Z")

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What area code is that 867-5309 number in? Oh, I see. 212.

IUnfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your viewpoint), exchange 530 in _area code_ 867 is [not in use](http://www.cnac.ca/ac867.htm).

When they were putting new area codes in the Toronto area, I was hoping we’d get area code 234. Then I would have tried my damndest to get the number 1-234-567-8901. 🙂

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/5 "2004-02-14T02:50:17Z")

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Somebody bring me a mirror!

Is it time to get my hair done yet?

I walk 'n shake my head

I’m cool til I’m dead

Enough has been said

Come on baby let’s go to bed!

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/6 "2004-02-14T03:01:37Z")

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It’s hard to believe that people actually _want_ that number.  
Here’s what “snopes” has to say about it.  
[http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/8675309.htm](http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/8675309.htm)  
Also they mention it has been used in a recent Cingular TV ad:  
\*\*  
Sightings: “867-5309 (Jenny)” serves as the centerpiece for a 2004 Cingular television ad touting number portability.\*\*

I’ve always liked that song but I certainly would NOT want that number. I wonder (whoever wins that number), how many whacky calls they are going to get _per day_ such as “Is Jenny there?” OR people playing the song.

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/7 "2004-02-14T03:25:18Z")

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Holy Cripes! Five grand???

Some enterprising individual should work on getting 867-5309 in every area code, and put those on Ebay as well.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/8 "2004-02-16T02:32:54Z")

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It’s over $30K right now at 114 bids. Still six days to go.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/9 "2004-02-16T08:17:18Z")

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Now over $41K. Jesus.

I can’t imagine anyone wanting that number; I’ve called the one in my area code a dozen times (in the name of science) and the same person has never had it for more than two months.

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**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/10 "2004-02-16T18:32:16Z")

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65,000? Poor seller- there’s no way anyone is really planning to pay them.

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**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/11 "2004-02-16T18:38:16Z")

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I totally agree on the belief that whoever gets that number will be getting smart asses calling them at all hours of the day and night.

If the purchaser was a telemarketer, however…

_Well, that’s just sublime._

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**Author:** ![BrentLumkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@BrentLumkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrentLumkin)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/12 "2004-02-17T07:08:50Z")

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Check out the bid now.

Wow.

If this actually was sold, this seller is a genious. 😃

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**Author:** ![Coulbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Coulbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coulbean)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/13 "2004-02-17T07:25:41Z")

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Believe it or not, it’s now at $200,200.00 Holy crap. The seller is a genius.

I certainly wouldn’t pay for this number for personal use, but I can see how it would be a good business investment.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/14 "2004-02-17T12:57:23Z")

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Boy! if this number were for sale when the movie “Brewsters Millions” came out…  
[Movie with Richard Prior and John Candy… early to mid 80’s]

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/15 "2004-02-17T13:17:17Z")

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There was a segment on last night’s news about this auction. It turns out the seller \* does not own the phone number.\* All phone numbers are owned by the phone company, and you cannot sell them.

I bet the high bidders know that.

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/16 "2004-02-17T13:37:16Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> There was a segment on last night’s news about this auction. It turns out the seller \* does not own the phone number.\* All phone numbers are owned by the phone company, and you cannot sell them.
> 
> I bet the high bidders know that.

B.S.

That’s what they tried to say about domain names.

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/17 "2004-02-17T14:00:43Z")

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Current bid: US $100,100.00 (Reserve met)

The top bidder right now has a feedback rating of 46.

Not too shabby.

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/18 "2004-02-17T14:21:46Z")

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“Jenny don’t change your number!”

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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/19 "2004-02-17T15:23:11Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> _ **I** _ want **777-9311**
> 
> Who wants to guess why?

Damn! I opened this thread JUST to ask why Morris Day can’t get some respect! 🆒

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**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2004, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/867-5309-for-sale-on-ebay/229143/20 "2004-02-17T15:33:50Z")

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I was in third grade when _867-5309_ started hitting the airwaves. In our area (Fort Bragg, NC), that was the phone number of a grade school (our home phone at the time was 867-4622). I wonder how long it took before they changed it.

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