# 86th Academy Awards viewing thread

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [March 2, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697 "2014-03-02T20:47:19Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/1 "2014-03-02T20:47:19Z")

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We can discuss the event, the winners, the losers, and anything else in here. Does anyone know if the thing streams on the internet from ABC’s website? The Watch ABC app only is streaming it in 8 markets to very limited providers, none of which I have.

Anyway, despite how long it is and that we have millionaires congratulating millionaires, I like it and it is the only award show I watch.

Predictions? Anyone expecting an significant upsets? Cheering for or against anyone?

[Also, final chance to enter our annual pool.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=713349)

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### Author: ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/2 "2014-03-02T21:10:01Z")

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i was waiting for this thread to pop up.

i have seen almost none of the nominees for the major awards. but that won’t stop me from watching! with the above in mind, i’d like to see leonardo dicaprio snag best actor. he’s a hard worker. i’d be happy if meryl streep get best actress, but i don’t think she will because she just got it two years ago. they should give her an oscar every year for being so fabulous. 😃

can’t wait for the show to start!

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### Author: ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2014, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/3 "2014-03-02T21:13:07Z")

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I’ve voted in the Oscar threads, so I’ll mostly hold my peace until the telecast. I will say that IMO this is one of strongest fields in recent memory, even though I can’t call anything I saw particularly ground-breaking (though _Gravity_ on technical grounds and _12 Years a Slave_ for its subject matter come close).

Of the films up for major awards, I’ve seen more of them than I have in any of the past five years, but still missed _Nebraska_ and _Dallas Buyer’ Club_. Of the ones I have seen, I was the most impressed with _12 Years a Slave_, with _Captain Phillips_ running a distant second. So we shall see.

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### Author: ![Quercus\_alba](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quercus_alba/32/4061_2.png) [@Quercus\_alba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus_alba)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/4 "2014-03-02T23:24:25Z")

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Is there a drinking game posted? I need to see if I have to buy more…

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### Author: ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2014, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/5 "2014-03-02T23:31:07Z")

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> [@Quercus\_alba](#):
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> Is there a drinking game posted? I need to see if I have to buy more…

[Here is E’s:](http://www.eonline.com/news/515209/play-e-s-official-oscars-2014-drinking-game)

> [@](#):
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> **Every one (1) sip** any time someone thanks:
> 
> ```
> Their manager
> 
> Their agent
> 
> Their publicist
> 
> God
> 
> ```
> 
> Every time Anna Kendrick is absolutely delightful (take additional sips for every Anna Kendrick quote that is livetweeted on your feed during the Oscars).
> 
> Every time someone makes a joke about Pharrell’s giant hat.
> 
> If one of your friends complains about either Anne Hathaway or Angelina Jolie (easy targets).  
> \*\*  
> Take three quick sips\*\* every time Matthew McConaughey says “alright, alright, alright.”
> 
> Every time a winner gives a shout out to their kids at home (The Amy Adams Rule).  
> **Take a Shot(or pound a beer):**
> 
> For every swear word that does not get bleeped (The Melissa Leo Rule).
> 
> If (when) Leonardo DiCaprio loses and looks sad. (Feel free to take a shot every time you see the Sad Leo meme in the following days.)
> 
> Every time a winner cries (unless it’s Lupita Nyong’o, at which point you must stand up and applaud).
> 
> For every awkward mention of Woody Allen. Take two (2) shots if Woody Allen wins an award and an awkward acceptance speech is given in his honor.

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### Author: ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/6 "2014-03-02T23:39:26Z")

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I just wish people did outrageous stunts, like Cher and her headdress, or George C. Scott refusing the Oscar, or Vanessa Redgrave talking about “Zionist hoodlums” and getting booed.

Or who could forget David Niven deadpanning(after the guy streaked across the stage) “You know, it’s really sad when a person has to gain attention by baring their shortcomings.”

Now all winners do is get weepy.

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### Author: ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/7 "2014-03-02T23:48:24Z")

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Here’s a full list of nominees from [examiner.com.](http://www.examiner.com/article/oscar-nominees-2014-list-of-oscar-nominees-how-to-watch-academy-awards-online)  
**The 2014 Oscar nominees for Best Picture:**

```
"12 Years a Slave"
"American Hustle"
"Captain Phillips"
"Dallas Buyers Club"
"Gravity"
"Nebraska"
"The Wolf of Wall Street"
"Her"
"Philomena"

```

**The 2014 Oscar nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role:**

```
Bruce Dern -- "Nebraska"
Leonardo DiCaprio -- "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Chiwetel Ejiofor -- "12 Years a Slave"
Matthew McConaughey -- "Dallas Buyers Club"
Christian Bale -- "American Hustle"

```

**The 2014 Oscar nominees for Best Actress in a Leading Role:**

```
Cate Blanchett -- "Blue Jasmine"
Sandra Bullock -- "Gravity"
Judi Dench -- "Philomena"
Meryl Streep -- "August: Osage County"
Amy Adams -- "American Hustle"

```

**Best Actor in a Supporting Role:**

```
Barkhad Abdi -- "Captain Phillips"
Bradley Cooper -- "American Hustle"
Michael Fassbender -- "12 Years a Slave"
Jared Leto -- "Dallas Buyers Club"
Jonah Hill -- "The Wolf of Wall Street"

```

**Best Actress in a Supporting Role:**

```
Jennifer Lawrence -- "American Hustle"
Lupita Nyong'o -- "12 Years a Slave"
Julia Roberts -- "August: Osage County"
June Squibb -- "Nebraska"
Sally Hawkins -- "Blue Jasmine"

```

**Best Director:**

```
Alfonso Cuaron -- "Gravity"
Steve McQueen -- "12 Years a Slave"
Alexander Payne -- "Nebraska"
Martin Scorsese -- "The Wolf of Wall Street"
David O. Russell -- "American Hustle"

```

**Best Animated Feature:**

```
"The Croods"
"Ernest & Celestine"
"Frozen"
"The Wind Rises"
"Despicable Me 2"

```

**Best Animated Short Film:**

```
"Feral!"
"Get a Horse!"
"Possessions"
"Mr. Hublot"
"Room on the Broom"

```

**Best Live Action Short Film:**

```
"Aquel No Era Yo (That Wasn't Me)"
"Avant Que De Tout Perdre (Just Before Losing Everything)"
"Helium"
"Pitaako Mun Kaikki Hoitaa? (Do I Have to Take Care of Everything)?"
"The Voorman Problem"

```

**Best Cinematography:**

```
Philippe Le Sourd -- "The Grandmaster"
Emmanuel Lubezki -- "Gravity"
Bruno Delbonnel -- "Inside Llewyn Davis"
Phedon Papamichael -- "Nebraska"
Roger Deakins -- "Prisoners"

```

**Best Costume Design:**

```
William Chang Suk Ping -- "The Grandmaster"
Michael Wilkinson -- "American Hustle"
Catherine Martin -- "The Great Gatsby"
Michael O' Connor -- "The Invisible Woman"
Patricia Norris -- "12 Years a Slave"

```

**Best Documentary Feature:**

```
"20 Feet from Stardom"
"The Act of Killing"
"The Square"
"Cutie and the Boxer"
"Dirty Wars"

```

**Best Documentary Short:**

```
"Cave Digger"
"Facing Fear"
"The Lady in Number 6: Music Saved My Life"
"Karama Has No Walls"
"Prison Terminal: The Last Days of Private Jack Hall"

```

**Best Film Editing:**

```
Joe Walker -- "12 Years a Slave"
Alan Baumgarten, Jay Cassidy and Crispin Struthers -- "American Hustle"
Christopher Rouse -- "Captain Phillips"
Alfonso Cuaron and Mark Sanger -- "Gravity"
John Mac McMurphy and Martin Pensa -- "Dallas Buyers Club"

```

\*\*  
Best Foreign Language Film:\*\*

```
"The Broken Circle Breakdown" -- Belgium
"The Great Beauty" -- Italy
"The Hunt" -- Denmark
"Omar" -- Palestine
"The Missing Picture" -- Cambodia

```

**Best Makeup and Hairstyling:**

```
Adruitha Lee and Robin Mathews -- "Dallas Buyers Club"
Joel Harlow and Gloria Pasqua-Casny -- "The Lone Ranger"
Stephen Prouty -- "Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa"

```

**Best Original Score:**

```
John Williams -- "The Book Thief"
Steven Price -- "Gravity"
Alexandre Desplat -- "Philomena"
Thomas Newman -- "Saving Mr. Banks"
William Butler and Owen Pallett -- "Her"

```

**Best Original Song:**

```
"Let It Go" from "Frozen" -- Music and lyric by Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez
"Alone Not Alone" from "Alone Yet Not Alone" -- Music by Bruce Broughton, Lyric by Dennis Spiegel
"The Moon Song" from "Her" -- Music by Karen O, Lyric by Karen O and Spike Jonze
"Ordinary Love" from "Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom" -- U2
"Happy" from "Despicable Me 2" -- Music and lyric by Pharrell Williams

```

**Best Production Design:**

```
Adam Stockhausen, Alice Baker -- "12 Years a Slave"
Catherine Martin, Beverly Dunn -- "The Great Gatsby"
Judy Becker, Heather Loeffler -- "American Hustle"
K.K. Barrett and Gene Sedena -- "Her"
Andy Nicholson and Rosie Goodwin -- "Gravity"

```

**Best Adapted Screenplay:**

```
John Ridley -- "12 Years a Slave"
Richard Linklater, Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke -- "Before Midnight"
Steve Coogan, Jeff Pope -- "Philomena"
Terence Winter -- "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Billy Ray -- "Captain Phillips"

```

**Best Original Screenplay:**

```
David O. Russell and Eric Singer --"American Hustle"
Bob Nelson -- "Nebraska"
Spike Jonze -- "Her"
Woody Allen -- "Blue Jasmine"
Craig Borten and Melisa Wallack -- "Dallas Buyers Club"

```

**Best Sound Editing:**

```
"Gravity"
"All is Lost"
"Captain Phillips"
"Lone Survivor"
"The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug"

```

**Best Sound Mixing:**

```
"Gravity"
"Inside Llewyn Davis"
"Lone Survivor"
"Captain Phillips"
"The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug"

```

**Best Visual Effects:**

```
"Gravity"
"The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug"
"Iron Man 3"
"The Lone Ranger"
"Star Trek Into Darkness"

```

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### Author: ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/8 "2014-03-02T23:57:46Z")

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I just noticed that that list still has the Alone song was was disqualified. I’ve seen all the nominees except for August: Osage County, Ernest & Celestine, The Wind Rises, Cutie and the Boxer, Dirty Wars, The Broken Circle Breakdown, Omar, The Missing Picture, The Lone Ranger, Bad Grandpa, and the Documentary Shorts. We were able to see the Live Action and Animated Shorts at a theater last week.

I’m very relaxed because none of my favorites are nominated or if they are, stand a chance. I liked all the movies so I’ll be warmly happy for everybody.

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### Author: ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/9 "2014-03-03T00:09:21Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
>
> I just wish people did outrageous stunts, like Cher and her headdress, or George C. Scott refusing the Oscar, or Vanessa Redgrave talking about “Zionist hoodlums” and getting booed.
> 
> Or who could forget David Niven deadpanning(after the guy streaked across the stage) “You know, it’s really sad when a person has to gain attention by baring their shortcomings.”
> 
> Now all winners do is get weepy.

Even those stunts only happened every now and then, and stunts still happen every now and then. Jack Panance’s one-armed push-up, Adrien Brody’s sweeping Halle Berry off her feet, others my brain is blanking. jennifer Lawrence falling wasn’t a stunt, but it was unexpected and real, and her reaction endearing.

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### Author: ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2014, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/10 "2014-03-03T00:10:52Z")

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Gah, my posts have been full of errors, and the drinking game hasn’t even started.

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### Author: ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2014, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/11 "2014-03-03T01:09:07Z")

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This Jimmy Kimmel skit is full of errors too…

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### Author: ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/12 "2014-03-03T01:34:22Z")

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What’s up with all the Oscar gummies on the stage?

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### Author: ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/13 "2014-03-03T01:42:59Z")

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Supporting Actor goes to…

Jared Leto

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### Author: ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2014, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/14 "2014-03-03T01:43:19Z")

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What did ellen mean about Jonah Hill?

I never saw Wolf, but I’m assuming he was naked during it? I had never heard that before…

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### Author: ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/15 "2014-03-03T01:45:54Z")

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Wow, Anne Hathaway’s dress looked like it had flashbulbs on it. Retro!

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### Author: ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2014, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/16 "2014-03-03T01:46:48Z")

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wow, nice speech from leto.

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### Author: ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/17 "2014-03-03T01:47:03Z")

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I have no problem with Leto winning supporting actor, but Michael Fassbender left such an impression that when I saw a shot of him sitting directly behind Lupita Nyong’o, I wanted to yell at her to run away.

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### Author: ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2014, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/18 "2014-03-03T01:48:02Z")

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> [@expectopatronum](#):
>
> wow, nice speech from leto.

Went longer than I thought it would. But I agree

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### Author: ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/19 "2014-03-03T01:51:13Z")

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The audience did NOT seem to be involved with the animation heroes segment.

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### Author: ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)
#### Post date: [March 3, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/86th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/682697/20 "2014-03-03T01:51:23Z")

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How is that beautiful pregnant woman walking on those heels?!

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