# 87th Academy Awards viewing thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 21, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269 "2015-02-21T17:26:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/321 "2015-02-26T02:12:19Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> No, he wasn’t. In fact, pretty much no winner ever sez anything important, let alone _really_ important.

I have this fantasy in which I win the Best Actor Oscar, and my speech in its entirety is, “Thank you.” Then I casually stroll away.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/322 "2015-02-26T02:18:39Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> I have this fantasy in which I win the Best Actor Oscar, and my speech in its entirety is, “Thank you.” Then I casually stroll away.

Something [like this?](https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KIo9gqgu5UYUwAL4D7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTByZ2N0cmxpBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDBGdwb3MDMg--?p=alfred+hitchcock+lifetime+achievement+award+speech&vid=761b081b8fcf4af16bc1ffaff590f9c0&l=2%3A22&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DVN.608000149342719121%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dn2zjm79Esq4&tit=Alfred+Hitchcock+receiving+the+Irving+G.+Thalberg+Memorial+Award&c=1&sigr=11bcdsj3p&sigt=120fqhmfu&sigi=11rc9fib3&age=1246490586&fr2=p%3As%2Cv%3Av&hsimp=yhs-001&hspart=mozilla&tt=b)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/323 "2015-02-26T03:17:10Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Something [like this?](https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KIo9gqgu5UYUwAL4D7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTByZ2N0cmxpBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDBGdwb3MDMg--?p=alfred+hitchcock+lifetime+achievement+award+speech&vid=761b081b8fcf4af16bc1ffaff590f9c0&l=2%3A22&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DVN.608000149342719121%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dn2zjm79Esq4&tit=Alfred+Hitchcock+receiving+the+Irving+G.+Thalberg+Memorial+Award&c=1&sigr=11bcdsj3p&sigt=120fqhmfu&sigi=11rc9fib3&age=1246490586&fr2=p%3As%2Cv%3Av&hsimp=yhs-001&hspart=mozilla&tt=b)

Good ol’ Al. But why so wordy?!? Adding “Very much indeed.” Does he think we have all night to listen to him rattling on?

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/324 "2015-02-26T03:29:38Z")

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Hitchcock was probably annoyed that they never gave him a Best Director Oscar.

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**Author:** ![BOOM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@BOOM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BOOM)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/325 "2015-02-26T03:37:54Z")

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… or several.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/326 "2015-02-26T03:44:16Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> I have this fantasy in which I win the Best Actor Oscar, and my speech in its entirety is, “Thank you.” Then I casually stroll away.

Wonderful!🙂

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/327 "2015-02-26T06:03:38Z")

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> [@Darth\_Hamsandwich](#):
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> Gaga absolutely nailed it. But her tattoos drove me to a bit of distraction when she did any kind of flourish.

Except, surprisingly, she only had two flourishes. One-arm flourish, and two-arm flourish.

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**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/328 "2015-02-26T06:18:16Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> I have this fantasy in which I win the Best Actor Oscar, and my speech in its entirety is, “Thank you.” Then I casually stroll away.

But what about the people who made the movie you’ve won the oscar for alongside you? Don’t they deserve a passing mention? What about your significant other? Or children? How are they going to feel if they are the only ones unmentioned?

Not that easy now, is it?

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/329 "2015-02-26T18:37:47Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Hitchcock was probably annoyed that they never gave him a Best Director Oscar.

Well, a Thalberg isn’t an Oscar either, so he doesn’t even merit receiving an Honorary one.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/330 "2015-02-26T19:06:19Z")

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> [@Sr\_Siete](#):
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> But what about the people who made the movie you’ve won the oscar for alongside you? Don’t they deserve a passing mention? What about your significant other? Or children? How are they going to feel if they are the only ones unmentioned?
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> Not that easy now, is it?

If you dont mention\* anyone\* then no one will feel left out.

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/331 "2015-02-26T23:33:54Z")

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I’m just gonna say it: Guardians of the Galaxy was the best movie of the year.

I say that having seen and enjoyed all of the Oscar nominees, and having just re-watched Guardians.

If Guardians had been nominated, I would have had a really hard time selecting between it and The Grand Budapest Hotel as my favorite. Love them both, but I think I would have gone with Guardians. And I think these are the two movies from this year that will become cultural touchstones with the passage of time.

There, I said it.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/332 "2015-02-26T23:41:29Z")

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> [@Spoke](#):
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> I’m just gonna say it: Guardians of the Galaxy was the best movie of the year.
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> I say that having seen and enjoyed all of the Oscar nominees, and having just re-watched Guardians.
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> If Guardians had been nominated, I would have had a really hard time selecting between it and The Grand Budapest Hotel as my favorite. Love them both, but I think I would have gone with Guardians. And I think these are the two movies from this year that will become cultural touchstones with the passage of time.
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> There, I said it.

Certainly among the most\* entertaining\*, yes. The Grand Budapest Hotel was the Best Picture by artistic standards.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/333 "2015-02-27T01:38:03Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Certainly among the most\* entertaining\*, yes. The Grand Budapest Hotel was the Best Picture by artistic standards.

From a production value perspective, I agree. From a storytelling perspective, not so much (IMHO).

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/334 "2015-02-27T16:02:37Z")

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> [@Sr\_Siete](#):
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> But what about the people who made the movie you’ve won the oscar for alongside you? Don’t they deserve a passing mention? What about your significant other? Or children? How are they going to feel if they are the only ones unmentioned?
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> Not that easy now, is it?

Sure it is.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/87th-academy-awards-viewing-thread/713269/335 "2015-03-01T01:12:12Z")

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The wife and I watched _Birdman_ this weekend. It was good. But that makes seven of the eight nominees we’ve seen, the exception being _Selma_, and of those seven I would have given the Best Picture Oscar to _Boyhood_.

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