# 8th man vs cecil's witless minions

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**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [April 5, 1999, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/8th-man-vs-cecils-witless-minions/15 "1999-04-05T23:25:00Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 5, 1999, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/8th-man-vs-cecils-witless-minions/15/1 "1999-04-05T23:25:00Z")

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Oh wise windy sage- I mean wise sage of the Windy City: in “Triumph of the Straight Dope”, scott dropped the ball. “The 6 Million Dollar Man” is based on the novel “Cyborg” by Martin Caidin M.D. A brilliant novel punted by your vile lackey. FLOG THE SWINE! NO MERCY FOR SWINE! love & kisses from the folks.