# 9/11 was an inside job

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [June 18, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490 "2012-06-18T05:20:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![I\_Know\_Nothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f04885/32.png) [@I\_Know\_Nothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Know_Nothing)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/41 "2012-06-18T14:45:26Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Please make your own arguments if you’re going to start a discussion here. I think just about every conceivable September 11th conspiracy theory “controversy” has been discussed at great length on this board, including the idea that experts have ruled out the plane crash and fire as the cause collapse of the buildings. So if you’re not going to add anything or take the time to explain your views, I’ll just close this.

I agree. “Pull it!”

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/42 "2012-06-18T14:50:59Z")

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Is it true that there were no Pitcairn Islanders in the towers that day? I smell a bounty of mutiny…

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**Author:** ![basefifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cdc98d/32.png) [@basefifty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/basefifty)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/43 "2012-06-18T15:26:25Z")

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OK, I watched all 2 hours and 15 minutes and just have one question - at 1:37:00, do you think that object on the table is ornamental or actually has some functional purpose?

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/44 "2012-06-18T15:28:00Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> You left out the part fnord about the Illuminati.

Actually creepy aside: I didn’t see the word fnord at all until I scrolled back up the page quickly to check something.

Where’s that tinfoil hat smiley?

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/45 "2012-06-18T15:39:15Z")

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What’s an Architech? Do they build robotic skyscrapers? Was the WTC really a giant death robot, just biding its time?

And of course, if there really WAS a conspiracy, creating silly videos has so muddied that water that it would be impossible for any “truth” to find traction now anyway. Good job.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/46 "2012-06-18T16:07:02Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> Nah; I forgot to put on my tinfoil hat this morning and the government mind control rays gave me a preview trailer.

> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#):
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> Why would anyone wear a tinfoil hat when they could take a regular hat and line the inside with tinfoil? They’d get the same protection, but be much more stylish and the Illuminati wouldn’t be able to tell that they’re onto them. Some people just don’t make sense.

You think that tin foil will protect you? HAH! That’s what Big Tin wants you to think.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/47 "2012-06-18T16:09:28Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Number of people who idly clicked the link but didn’t bother to watch it when they realized it was two and a half hours long: 287,962 (estimated)

I see our resident agent of Mossad has appeared to spread disinformation. Admit it, Son of Zion! You fear the truth that Israel and the reptiles masterminded 9/11 in order to seize control of oil will become public knowledge and you cannot tolerate that. Your transparent attempts to keep others from the truth has been noted.  
Odesio

PS: Just in case there’s any confusion the entirety of my post was done tongue-in-cheek. Or at least that’s what my reptilian overlord has told me to type.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/48 "2012-06-18T16:26:39Z")

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> [@Repent](#):
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> Here is a link to 2 1/2 hours of expert testimony from Architechs and engineers for 9/11 truth, demanding a second independant investigation into 9/11:
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw-jzCfa4eQ](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw-jzCfa4eQ)
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> Crime of the century, and they got away with it. Now two pointless wars and the patriot act later, they are still at large and no one is looking for them.

BTW, most folks got tired of the CT ‘watch this video - now watch this video’ song and dance back in 2006. Bring an argument if you ever should return.

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**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/49 "2012-06-18T17:06:23Z")

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> [@I\_Know\_Nothing](#):
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> I agree. “Pull it!”

HA! You’ve blown your cover! That’s the slang the reptilian army from the planet Xquarn’th uses when they start a mass brainwashing! You’re one of them!

Now please surrender peacefully when the men wearing black suits and sunglasses knock on your door in a few minutes.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/50 "2012-06-18T18:59:42Z")

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> [@Toucanna](#):
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> Geez, I’d a thunk _some_one wudda got this by now, but here goes: Thomas Dolby, from his album _The Golden Age of Wireless_.
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> “She’s tidied up and I can’t find anything!!!”

5 points to you sir, and your Devo flowerpot hat will be sent in the mail to you shortly.

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**Author:** ![CurtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@CurtC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurtC)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/51 "2012-06-18T21:19:38Z")

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I guess I’m such an old fogey that I didn’t even realize that knowing that song would ID me as an old fogey.

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**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/52 "2012-06-18T21:32:29Z")

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> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#):
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> Yes, Hitler is alive and well in South America, still causing trouble of course. He funds candidates that oppose infrastructure improvements here in the US, which will eventually lead to the trains not running on time.

Hitler, Adolf, would be about 123 years old. I don’t believe the “& well” part. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/53 "2012-06-18T22:22:41Z")

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> [@mlees](#):
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> Hitler, Adolf, would be about 123 years old. I don’t believe the “& well” part. 🙂

Don’t forget, he’s the beneficiary of Nazi Super Science! He’s quite well, although all the wires and bolts and grafted on parts make him look a little odd.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/54 "2012-06-18T22:28:16Z")

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I doubt that **Repent** is coming back.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/55 "2012-06-19T00:04:55Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> I doubt that **Repent** is coming back.

“Last Activity: Yesterday 10:20 PM”; Yeah; it looks like they are a classic post-and-run one shot.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/56 "2012-06-19T00:08:21Z")

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Maybe he repented.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/57 "2012-06-19T01:09:45Z")

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It **was** an inside job. The hijackers were **inside** the planes. The building burned on the **inside**. People **inside** the building died.

You’re all a bunch of inside deniers.

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**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/58 "2012-06-19T01:40:31Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> 5 points to you sir, and your Devo flowerpot hat will be sent in the mail to you shortly.

Thanks, and whip it over here, pronto! I shall wear it with pride, for, as a new traditionalist, it is my duty, now for the future. One small nitpick: check out my user name. Q: Am I not a man? A: I am Toucann **a**!

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**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/59 "2012-06-19T01:45:16Z")

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> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#):
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> {snip} Yes, Hitler is alive and well in South America, still causing trouble of course. {snip}

**Try2B Comprehensive** , by God, wins the thread!

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2012, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-11-was-an-inside-job/625490/60 "2012-06-19T01:50:08Z")

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> [@mlees](#):
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> Hitler, Adolf, would be about 123 years old. I don’t believe the “& well” part. 🙂

No no. He’s been using Nazi life-extension technology all along, it is super secret. He is also using hair extensions, so you would literally never recognize him. He’s sneaky like that you know.

ETA: What do I win???

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