# 9/23/57 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327 "2000-09-24T02:04:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/1 "2000-09-24T02:04:00Z")
Happy Birthday to me. repeat as needed. Damn I have no life. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/2 "2000-09-24T02:08:40Z")
Happy Birthday! What do you do with your birthdays? Stack them in closets? File them alphabetically? I generally use them to hold my monitor higher. \ ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/3 "2000-09-24T02:11:31Z")
This would make you almost as old as I am. Happy birthday! Always glad to talk to a boomer doper. Is this where the party is being held? This hat sure has been coming in handy for all the party threads. ------& -----😃 —////\\ (spider hugs for)////Booker57\\ ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/4 "2000-09-24T02:12:41Z")
(Trying to not stumble and set the place ablaze while carrying a huge cake full o’ candles…) Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Booker, Happy birthday to you! ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/5 "2000-09-24T02:13:14Z")
\ Party? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/6 "2000-09-24T02:15:38Z")
Another Boomer Doper birthday party? I’m here, but I have an early bedtime. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/7 "2000-09-24T02:19:40Z")
(putting on party hat and blowing one of them things that roll straight out when you blow on them.) Got any chea…er umm cold champagne? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/8 "2000-09-24T02:52:41Z")
Happy Birthday, Booker!! Hope you had a great day. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/9 "2000-09-24T03:18:58Z")
Happy birthday…young 'un. I guess that puts me and Spider Woman pretty close age-wise. And ya know vat dey say 'bout dem Minnesota vimmen! Uff da! ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/10 "2000-09-24T03:20:07Z")
[Beatles] You say it’s your birthday It’s my birthday to, yeah… [/Beatles] Happy BDay! So, how many spanks is that? ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/11 "2000-09-24T03:24:31Z")
Just remember, Rysdad, that I will be meeting you at the Cental Minnesota Dope Fest, and sandyr and I might have to give you an uff da demonstration. -----😛 —////\\ (You are one of the ones who said he could make it, right?) ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/12 "2000-09-24T03:38:54Z")
- Happy Birthday Booker!! \* And mannnnny morreeee! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/13 "2000-09-24T04:05:58Z")
Gosh, this must be, like, the first party we’ve ever had here. When’s someone gonna celebrate hitting a post count with a bunch of zeroes after it or sumfin? ---
**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/14 "2000-09-24T08:54:58Z")
Hippo birdies two ewes! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/15 "2000-09-24T09:03:24Z")
Hope it was a good one, Booker! ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/16 "2000-09-24T09:27:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Commander Fortune \* > \*\*Hippo birdies two ewes! \*\* Hey, you stole my line! 🙂 Bon anniversaire, Booker57! ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/17 "2000-09-24T10:03:01Z")
Thank you all for coming. Words fail. Thank you. MTS ---
**Author:** ![cblackhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecc23a/32.png) [@cblackhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cblackhand)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/18 "2000-09-24T13:13:47Z")
Happy birthday! Sorry I am a day late. I was celebrating my birthday also. Hope your B-day was s good as mine! John ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/19 "2000-09-25T09:03:41Z")
Happy late BD, **Booker**. You too, **cblackhand**. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-23-57/34327/20 "2000-09-25T09:20:56Z")
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