# 9 dollars for a mini pizza. Pizza hut express **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-dollars-for-a-mini-pizza-pizza-hut-express/814649 "2018-05-23T02:10:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![T-Minus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c77e96/32.png) [@T-Minus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T-Minus)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-dollars-for-a-mini-pizza-pizza-hut-express/814649/1 "2018-05-23T02:10:16Z")
How cow, their mini 4 slice pizza are expensive. That caught me off guard, for the grand total of 27 dollars I could of gotten five 5$ full sized pizzas from little Caesars. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-dollars-for-a-mini-pizza-pizza-hut-express/814649/2 "2018-05-23T02:17:18Z")
And the offering from the tiny emperor might even be eatable. Pizza slut sauce is mostly made up of HydroFloric acid. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-dollars-for-a-mini-pizza-pizza-hut-express/814649/3 "2018-05-23T03:55:51Z")
ehh these days ceasars give school pizza a run for it money …. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-dollars-for-a-mini-pizza-pizza-hut-express/814649/4 "2018-05-23T04:59:23Z")
Is this where I sheepishly admit I rather like pizza hut personal pans? Not 9 bucks worth of like, but it hits a childhood memories for me, I think, and I find them delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-dollars-for-a-mini-pizza-pizza-hut-express/814649/5 "2018-05-23T07:49:20Z")
The personal pan pizza I usually get has the white sauce, with spinach & black olives, for about $5. Mom’s usual order is a personal pan with sausage & mushrooms. Same price, roughly. That always seems like a pretty reasonable deal, to me. Maybe it’s a regional thing. Maybe I’m lucky in preferring veggie pizzas. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-dollars-for-a-mini-pizza-pizza-hut-express/814649/6 "2018-05-23T08:40:46Z")
Lucky? No. Just morally reprehensible. I can only eat animals that eat vegetables. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-dollars-for-a-mini-pizza-pizza-hut-express/814649/7 "2018-05-23T10:14:43Z")
I realise that “how cow” is probably an autocorrect error, but it still needs to be an exclaimation. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-dollars-for-a-mini-pizza-pizza-hut-express/814649/8 "2018-05-23T13:44:35Z")
Nine bucks for one of those little personal pan pizzas is crazy expensive, but sometimes they’re available in places like airports or my local cinema that don’t have full-scale Pizza Hut restaurants. So I might buy one if nothing else being offered looks better. But Pizza Hut, Little Caesar’s, Papa John’s and the rest of the national chains all make _terrible_ pizza. (Although I think Pizza Hut pizza was better when I was a kid, or maybe I just had really bad taste.) ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-dollars-for-a-mini-pizza-pizza-hut-express/814649/9 "2018-05-23T15:06:02Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > Nine bucks for one of those little personal pan pizzas is crazy expensive, but sometimes they’re available in places like airports or my local cinema that don’t have full-scale Pizza Hut restaurants. Yeah, I was wondering _where_ the OP was getting one for $9. It’s all about location. Nine bucks for a personal pizza is no more egregious than five bucks for a few pennies’ worth of popcorn or soda. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/9-dollars-for-a-mini-pizza-pizza-hut-express/814649/10 "2018-05-23T15:29:16Z")
Did you just order a nine-dollar pizza? It don’t come with bourbon or nothin’?